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Friend of mine had a peacock land on his window once. Like one of those windows that tilt at the middle, and it was horizontal cause it was a hot summer day. So he shot it with a BB gun and it made a peacock noise and fell down. Then the police came because you aren't allowed to shoot peacocks in Denmark.
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stubblyhead posted:Oh I'm well aware, I just thought the sexy lady lounging on a donkey was very funny. Not just any sexy lady, Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima.
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Mar 5, 2016 17:44
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Someone should put the airbrushed Denver lady on the donkey instead.
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Friend of mine had a peacock land on his window once. Like one of those windows that tilt at the middle, and it was horizontal cause it was a hot summer day. So he shot it with a BB gun and it made a peacock noise and fell down. Then the police came because you aren't allowed to shoot peacocks in Denmark. Wes Anderson is stealing this story, mark my words.
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Mar 5, 2016 17:54
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DavidAlltheTime posted:Wes Anderson is stealing this story, mark my words. Original Anecdote Do Not Steal
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Mar 5, 2016 18:14
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PYF Funny Pictures: It made a peacock noise and fell down
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Friend of mine had a peacock land on his window once. Like one of those windows that tilt at the middle, and it was horizontal cause it was a hot summer day. So he shot it with a BB gun and it made a peacock noise and fell down. Then the police came because you aren't allowed to shoot peacocks in Denmark. The peacock went to the police?
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Mar 5, 2016 18:27
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PCOS Bill posted:The peacock went to the police? I think that's another word for a Pick-Up Artist
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Mar 5, 2016 18:40
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PCOS Bill posted:The peacock went to the police? It was actually an undercover agent.
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Mar 5, 2016 18:41
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Deteriorata posted:It was actually an undercover agent. Fuckin' stool pigeons.
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Mar 5, 2016 18:45
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Denmark is a lot like Minority Report in that they have a host of psychic girls floating in vats of goo that can foretell future crimes before they happen but only if they involve peacocks. In this instance the police just arrived a moment too late.
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Mar 5, 2016 18:45
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:
I've a tinfoil hat theory that Cassowarys are just flatout unevolved utahraptors and nobody thought of it because for so long they thought dinosaurs looked like big lizards, not bird things.
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Deteriorata posted:It was actually an undercover agent. (very large image) 
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Mar 5, 2016 18:47
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No! jesus, the neighbors heard the peacock noise and looked over the hedge and were like "I guess somebody shot a peacock" & called the police.
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Mar 5, 2016 18:50
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I liked it better when the bird went to the police. That's the story as far as I'm concerned.
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Mar 5, 2016 18:51
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Choco1980 posted:I've a tinfoil hat theory that Cassowarys are just flatout unevolved utahraptors and nobody thought of it because for so long they thought dinosaurs looked like big lizards, not bird things. U WOT M8 
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Mar 5, 2016 18:52
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Picnic Princess posted:I liked it better when the bird went to the police. That's the story as far as I'm concerned. tbh I like it better too.
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Mar 5, 2016 18:52
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It is so clear to me now that obviously birds = dinos
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Speaking of birds/dinos/peacocks. Imo they're literally archaeopteryxes .. whatever the plural is.  
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Speaking of birds/dinos/peacocks. shouldn't archaeopteryx be pronounced with a silent P 
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razorrozar posted:shouldn't archaeopteryx be pronounced with a silent P From what I've read the p is only silent at the beginning of the word. Sadly. Because Megaptera sounds way cooler without the p in it.
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Mar 5, 2016 19:20
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I just wanna know where the microphone is. Please don't listen to me pronouncing dinosaur names again sir!
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Snapchat A Titty posted:I just wanna know where the microphone is. Please don't listen to me pronouncing dinosaur names again sir! stop using so many S's, my neighbors are checking for snakes
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razorrozar posted:stop using so many S's, my neighbors are checking for snakes Sshut your Sslit
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Speaking of peacocks, last summer a peacock escaped from a zoo in Toronto. It did eventually return on its own, but while it wasn't caught by anyone chasing it several people did manage to capture pictures of it running through the city neighborhoods. Rather than choose one I'm just posting the first page of Google image results (for peacock toronto):
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Mar 5, 2016 19:59
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I once worked at a crazy farm called Butterfield Acres and one day we got a call from the neighbours saying one of our peacocks was in their pool and it wouldn't leave, so me and this other guy had to go over there with comforters and try to catch it, but really we just scared it and it flew back on it's own. What a day that was. My favourite life story.
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Speaking of birds/dinos/peacocks. Archaeopteryches.
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Mar 5, 2016 21:18
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I enjoy bird conflict.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Archaeopteryches. thangs mang
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Mar 5, 2016 22:24
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Detective Thompson posted:I enjoy bird conflict. long live the king
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Mar 5, 2016 22:38
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waIt for the duck drop QUAFUuck i love that portion
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Detective Thompson posted:I enjoy bird conflict. How did that duckling not become dinner? Is it some aussie poison duck?
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Mar 5, 2016 23:10
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Duck was lucky. Slipped out of life's jaws. Birds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sTUSnUgDXI
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Mar 5, 2016 23:15
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Duck was lucky. Slipped out of life's jaws. 
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Wilford Cutlery posted:Speaking of peacocks, last summer a peacock escaped from a zoo in Toronto. It did eventually return on its own, but while it wasn't caught by anyone chasing it several people did manage to capture pictures of it running through the city neighborhoods. Rather than choose one I'm just posting the first page of Google image results (for peacock toronto): I heard he made it all the way to Denmark but something made it say "gently caress dat" and go back home. True story.
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Mar 5, 2016 23:39
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wasnt there a mallard shitmore joke?
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Choco1980 posted:I've a tinfoil hat theory that Cassowarys are just flatout unevolved utahraptors and nobody thought of it because for so long they thought dinosaurs looked like big lizards, not bird things. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xol1SYqp8mI&t=793s Other birds have evolved into tree-dwelling poofs that shake food out of each other's heads. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtC6_e1c1SI
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Memento posted:
Well drat. Here's a fresh supply of ducks, to make up for my hubris: 
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