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CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry
devil snipe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrIbpRPE4uo

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
I fuckin give up lol

I fell deep into a stardew valley hole for some weird reason, this kind of game is t usually my thing

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

lol I played this game what's wrong w me

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

bump_fn posted:

lol I played this game what's wrong w me

what was the twist?

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

bump_fn posted:

lol I played this game what's wrong w me

it is incredible

everything about it is wrong

i bought a ps3 to finally play the exclusives and so far beyond is the funniest

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Al! posted:

what was the twist?

the ghost following juno is her unborn brother

a hobos baby is going to fight ghosts in beyond 2 souls 2 furious

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Improbable Lobster posted:

the ghost following juno is her unborn brother

a hobos baby is going to fight ghosts in beyond 2 souls 2 furious

fetus ghost?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

my dilz is alive and quite well, tyvm :mad:

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Blackula69 posted:

video games should have stayed their own weird niche

remember when they barely even advertised in mainstream channels

no


but then again im under 60, so

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

Awia posted:

started playing ss13 again, this has changed a lot

I played OG SS13 back when I was a teenager

you want to talk about changed a lot, I remember when the electrical wiring system was introduced

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

lol that we used to think the game was a little laggy because of the atmospherics being calculated for every tile. there's way too much garbage in the goon builds

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
we got fed up with a badmin on goonstation a while back and played on some random server with a functioning atmos system that wasnt laggy and terrible

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
ask willem defoes family dies in a car crash and he makes a ghost buster trap to bring them back

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

bump_fn posted:

ask willem defoes family dies in a car crash and he makes a ghost buster trap to bring them back

i just wanted to go to space

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

bump_fn posted:

ask willem defoes family dies in a car crash and he makes a ghost buster trap to bring them back

the great thing about david cage games is you could literally make up any bullshit twist and people would believe it

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

ayn rand hand job posted:

i just wanted to go to space

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niZpcdp2v34

Herr Doktor Kreig
Feb 16, 2016
my roommate is playing stardew valley and I'm watching the adventures of hipster crono move his furniture around a bunch and sleeping for 22 hours.

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
cgs:



so i decided that it would be best to try and release my cruise missiles on knowable targets in one large strike, while 4 more are kept in waiting. the gray lines you see going from the caspian to the targets are the plotted courses for the missiles. i've allocated about 2 missiles per target

with the aircraft, a recon Su-24MR will be up in the air in roughly 15 minutes, and the average flight time for the cruise missiles will be about one hour, so there should be something in the air to survey the damage (and also get a view on that enemy airfield). it will be flying along that light blue line shown

i am slightly worried about my anti-air options, though. i really only have one Su-30SM who's ready to go and tangle with air targets. all the rest of the aircraft i have on hand are for taking out ground targets

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot


missiles coming in fast. each one is going 530kts cruise speed and maintaining a 60 ft AGL altitude



kablammo. the main targets around raqqah are getting destroyed. most only require one missile to hit before they're destroyed. the white corona around the bunker to the left is an effect from the missile hitting it. the size of the corona is the blast radius. this is better shown in the game's nuclear explosions



all but two bunkers destroyed, and the airfield is left untouched. i've now got to send in aircraft for the final sweep. i've got 4 more cruise missiles headed to those two bunkers

e: sweep finished. destroyed targets

hell yeah putin's proud

Space-Pope fucked around with this message at 07:55 on Mar 6, 2016

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


Sorry about this game I couldnt do any better. :smith:

Trimson Grondag 3
Jul 1, 2007

Clapping Larry

the game is great for a cheap kickstarter btw he's just got some poo poo steam reviews that have been upvoted

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Trimson Grondag 3 posted:

the game is great for a cheap kickstarter btw he's just got some poo poo steam reviews that have been upvoted

when I checked he was at like 75% positive on Steam so idk

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
stardew valley looks kinda neat but way too micromanagey and slow paced

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Panty Saluter posted:

stardew valley looks kinda neat but way too micromanagey and slow paced

I played through snes harvest moon once in 1998 and really enjoyed it, and haven't been able to get into any similar games since because they were too complicated. this feels just like harvest moon again but expanded with more content. if that appeals, you might like it

it is kinda slow paced but that's the point I think?

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
it's often better to just say "thanks for the input guys" and move onto the next thing you were planning on doing + take care of your existing fans by maybe updating the thing with fixes once or twice

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Al! posted:

I played through snes harvest moon once in 1998 and really enjoyed it, and haven't been able to get into any similar games since because they were too complicated. this feels just like harvest moon again but expanded with more content. if that appeals, you might like it

it is kinda slow paced but that's the point I think?

that actually sounds fun. i got don't starve but the survival mechanic is a little too stressing

maybe when it's $5 i'll pick it up

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

Testiclops posted:

how do i learn how to "play" this "game"

first, pony up $80.

$90 for the DLC package.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/321410

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79CWTFPxYoM

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009


Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot

Iridium posted:

first, pony up $80.

$90 for the DLC package.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/321410

the dlc is a standalone camapign, and can be bought entirely separate from the main game

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
stardew valley is nice but the best harvest moon game is still rune factory 4

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Up to the Elves posted:

So I've just picked up a hefty sum of money thanks to an untimely passing of a close family member. (No need for goondolences, they've been bullying me my whole life and part of the reason for my severe anxiety and depression) I'm looking to support a kick-rear end game but am not too familiar with the gaming industry and what seems trustworthy out there. Hoping to get some recommendations. I like 8-bit rpg type games, and cute indy games similar to undertale and other steam bestsellers. Something small scale with a lot of face and community outreach.

Thanks.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
c primal gs:


the orbital beebardments will start at dawn

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID


aaaaaaAAAAAAAAA

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003




holy moly

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
uncurable malady

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID


Yeah it's loving gold Jerry, gold

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kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

corn in the bible posted:

uncurable malady

congratulations that is the joke yes

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