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EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Wolves and tigers are so overrated.

Find me a furry into giant barrel sponges, then find the furry-correct name of said person into giant barrel sponges.

Or sea urchins.

Or hydra algae.

# ? Mar 6, 2016 03:30

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# ? May 15, 2024 17:01

ChickenHeart: Nov 28, 2007; Take me at your own risk.; Kiss From a Hog

Where is that chlorine spill when you need it

# ? Mar 6, 2016 03:31

SirEvelynTremble: Dec 25, 2013; FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKGCqVhTXUc&feature=youtu.be

# ? Mar 6, 2016 03:32

Pittsburgh Lambic: Feb 16, 2011

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Hello, my
pronouns are
piss � cunts

my pronouns are
<an earth-shattering fart> � <an earth-shattering fart>

use authentic farts or you're misgendering me bigots

# ? Mar 6, 2016 03:35

Teriyaki Koinku: Nov 25, 2008; Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

The White Dragon posted:

furritage, not hate

# ? Mar 6, 2016 03:42

Teriyaki Koinku: Nov 25, 2008; Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Dreddout posted:

Drama at the furcon!

I had a high opinion of furries until I discovered diaper degeneracy!

Diaper Degeneracy would be a funny parody death metal band.

# ? Mar 6, 2016 03:53

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

disney intentionally marketed Zootopia to appeal to furries

# ? Mar 6, 2016 04:11

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

Y-Hat posted:

disney intentionally marketed Zootopia to appeal to furries

well yeah, a lot of furries have disposable incomes so it's a cash cow

# ? Mar 6, 2016 04:16

TacticalUrbanHomo: Aug 17, 2011; by Lowtax

purge this sick filth

# ? Mar 6, 2016 04:18

TacticalUrbanHomo: Aug 17, 2011; by Lowtax

this kind of thing will not stand once America embraces the Islamic revolution I guarantee you that

# ? Mar 6, 2016 04:18

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Y-Hat posted:

disney intentionally marketed Zootopia to appeal to furries

Wouldn't be the first time.

Google 'orangina animals' if you're brave.

Nay!

# ? Mar 6, 2016 04:21

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

just saw Tony the Tiger in my areas homemade bomb crafting class I don't know what to think about it

maybe i should have told him frosted flakes can't substitute for metal shrapnel

# ? Mar 6, 2016 04:26

TacticalUrbanHomo: Aug 17, 2011; by Lowtax

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

this kind of thing will not stand once America embraces the Islamic revolution I guarantee you that

Putty posted:

my areas homemade bomb crafting class

maybe this isn't as far off as I thought

# ? Mar 6, 2016 04:33

Teriyaki Koinku: Nov 25, 2008; Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Putty posted:

just saw Tony the Tiger in my areas homemade bomb crafting class I don't know what to think about it

maybe i should have told him frosted flakes can't substitute for metal shrapnel

Didn't Kellog come out super-hard against their furry followers on Twitter?

# ? Mar 6, 2016 04:38

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

Your Dunkle Sans posted:

Didn't Kellog come out super-hard against their furry followers on Twitter?

yeah and then the Chester Cheetah Twitter account pandered to them

# ? Mar 6, 2016 04:39

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

symbolic posted:

yeah and then the Chester Cheetah Twitter account pandered to them

Well no surprise there

Same with Tony, actually. Dude's a jock, hanging out with all those sports stars. Hes probably itching to pummel some nerds

# ? Mar 6, 2016 05:03

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

i wish we had a world where if a grown man walked into a hotel lobby wearing a latex bodysuit, another man would fireman carry him out the door, off the street, far far away to a place no one would ever visit.

# ? Mar 6, 2016 07:06

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i wish we had a world where if a grown man walked into a hotel lobby wearing a latex bodysuit, another man would fireman carry him out the door, off the street, far far away to a place no one would ever visit.

I prefer butterfly nets and straight jackets.

And lots of electroshock therapy.

# ? Mar 6, 2016 07:08

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

Your Dunkle Sans posted:

Didn't Kellog come out super-hard against their furry followers on Twitter?

poor word choice imo

# ? Mar 6, 2016 07:16

SirEvelynTremble: Dec 25, 2013; FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

# ? Mar 6, 2016 07:17

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

like but with a sad face

# ? Mar 6, 2016 07:21

akulanization: Dec 21, 2013

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

purge this sick filth

i too suddenly see nothing wrong with sharia law.

# ? Mar 6, 2016 07:21

TacticalUrbanHomo: Aug 17, 2011; by Lowtax

it's the most incredibly hosed up thing in the world that wearing a hoodie will get you murdered by police and wearing a turban will get you abducted by the government but people can walk around in fursuits and fetishistic diapers without fearing righteous violence

# ? Mar 6, 2016 07:24

Toys For Ass Bum: Feb 1, 2015

Say Nothing posted:

Google 'orangina animals' if you're brave.

There's an extended version of that Orangina ad which only played on French televisions. Mainly because the bear high fives the zebra lady's vaginas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck14LKBI9GM

# ? Mar 6, 2016 07:30

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

going to need to see a hhigher quality version of that asap thinad

# ? Mar 6, 2016 07:32

TacticalUrbanHomo: Aug 17, 2011; by Lowtax

lonesomedwarf posted:

going to need to see a hhigher quality version of that asap thinad

~~ban~~ lynch this sick filth

# ? Mar 6, 2016 07:36

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i wish we had a world where if a grown man walked into a hotel lobby wearing a latex bodysuit, another man would fireman carry him out the door, off the street, far far away to a place no one would ever visit.

That would require someone to touch them. A man so noble to make that sacrifice does not exist on this damned Earth.

# ? Mar 6, 2016 08:03

Literal Nazi Furry: Jan 27, 2008; Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.
I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

Dreddout posted:

Lmao, if people kill themselves over this.

Imagine being an unsuspecting parent with children here.

when I was at a hotel that a furcon was going on at, I saw a mom rushing through the lobby holding both her small kids hands and going "MOVE QUICKLY. WE HAVE TO GO"

# ? Mar 6, 2016 08:09

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Literal Nazi Furry posted:

when I was at a hotel that a furcon was going on at, I saw a mom rushing through the lobby holding both her small kids hands and going "MOVE QUICKLY. WE HAVE TO GO"

# ? Mar 6, 2016 08:12

TacticalUrbanHomo: Aug 17, 2011; by Lowtax

# ? Mar 6, 2016 08:17

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

haha

# ? Mar 6, 2016 08:23

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

she looks like a monster in a Slenderman video game ripoff

# ? Mar 6, 2016 08:35

Slow-Scan Shep: Jul 11, 2001

symbolic posted:

it seems to be not just a furcon, but also a diapercon as well

in which case i reiterate my point: kill this dead gay earth

nah, just a furry con that lost any will to rein in it's problem attendants whatsoever. it's defunct now.

# ? Mar 6, 2016 08:52

Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

TheMostFrench posted:

I AM BECOME DIAPER, ABSORBER OF poo poo.

He can make friends with the guy who wants to become a menstrual pad :unsmith:

Y-Hat posted:

disney intentionally marketed Zootopia to appeal to furries

To be honest it doesn't take much effort to appeal to furries. You just put animals in something.

# ? Mar 6, 2016 08:54

TacticalUrbanHomo: Aug 17, 2011; by Lowtax

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

she looks like a monster in a Slenderman video game ripoff

it owns

# ? Mar 6, 2016 10:00

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Glass the entire North American continent

# ? Mar 6, 2016 10:01

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

For the 4 of you who are unfamiliar with Pamperchu:
-Finds dirty diapers, microwaves them, and puts them on. Also runs over them with his car to watch them squish under his tires.
-His lover is a old man who kind of looks like George Takaii. Pamperchu calls him "Daddy".
-He recently developed cancer, possibly from either inhaling burning diaper fumes or as a complication triggered by HIV. Maybe as a complication brought about by rubbing poo poo and piss from strangers all over himself, but IDK if that would give you Lymphoma.