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Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

FAROOQ posted:

The joke is the retard on twitter who wants to gently caress fatties.

You shouldn't be so down on yourself.

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Tardcore posted:

You shouldn't be so down on yourself.

:owned:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Tardcore posted:

You shouldn't be so down on yourself.

If not him then who?

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

LingcodKilla posted:

If not him then who?

All the rest of us.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I don't want to go down on him!

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

FAROOQ posted:

You think with <140 characters to read, even the most retarded would understand the request. But here we are

idk, SA has no word limit but some retards still can't get the joke

But here we are

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
The joke is someone acting willfully dense to annoy other people. The very same joke people make by 'not understanding' the joke. Possibly even people who 'don't get' that joke about the joke, too.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Paladinus posted:

The joke is someone acting willfully dense to annoy other people. The very same joke people make by 'not understanding' the joke. Possibly even people who 'don't get' that joke about the joke, too.

I don't see how it's funny.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Holy god, goons. Stop self-generating thread content.

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Scathach posted:

Holy god, goons. Stop self-generating thread content.



;) Hey

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



I did not know its possible to have a stroke over the internet.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to


This was in response to this


Dudes upset SJW are ruining his Sex Ray Stanz statue.

BTW, a friend of mine was telling me about something she saw about mistakes guys make on their dating profile pics, and one of the things was "posting the swords, knives, guns or other weapons" and she mentioned how the comments were full of guys defending their weapon filled pictures, and that is was women that were being too shallow and they shouldn't have to cater to womens desire not to date people who look like psychos.

twistedmentat has a new favorite as of 02:31 on Mar 7, 2016

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Hey gurl ;)

http://www.modernthrill.com/2012/ghastly-ok-cupid-profile-photos/

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Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



Im scared this guy is gonna cast some horrible swamp magic on me. Freakin Rednecromancers.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Is that the face he makes when he squarts

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

See that there on tha pillow....


dats mah sqwert. das sqwertttt.

*smacks gum*

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



:allears: There's two more installments.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

cash crab posted:

:allears: There's two more installments.



:stonk:

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

He's 99% enemy, but not anything else. That last 1% killed itself rather than suggest anyone has anything in common with him.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


cash crab posted:

:allears: There's two more installments.



Holy poo poo

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

TontoCorazon posted:

I did not know its possible to have a stroke over the internet.

Many people use the Internet specifically to have a stroke.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Bobby Digital posted:

Many people use the Internet specifically to have a stroke.

Nice.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


twistedmentat posted:

He's 99% enemy, but not anything else. That last 1% killed itself rather than suggest anyone has anything in common with him.

The three categories are rated independently, I think. Still though, what a disgusting lump.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Double posts baby.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Ok Cupid is a stygian nightmare.

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monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

cash crab posted:

:allears: There's two more installments.



Ewoks are obviously not cutting it anymore.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Scathach posted:

Ok Cupid is a stygian nightmare.



If it wasn't for the modern smartphone, I'd swear that picture was taken in like 2000.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Wow the Ra's al Ghul, not a facial hair choice you see very often.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

twistedmentat posted:

If it wasn't for the modern smartphone, I'd swear that picture was taken in like 2000.marilyn manson's bathroom.

Fixed.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007


i really want to rip this man's chin hair off. god, you have no idea what i would do.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


Is anyone else as irrationally irritated that one of his beard tufts seems longer than the other?

I mean it must take a certain amount of selective grooming to grow that beard, the least you can do is make it symmetrical.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

As a straight lady I would rather date a foreign gay man than go anywhere near that chinhair monstrosity.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

I love the little under-lip shadow thing he's got going on, and the slightly untrimmed patch under his nostrils.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Bobby Digital posted:

Many people use the Internet specifically to have a stroke.

It's best way to have an oegamiom.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Stoatbringer posted:

It's best way to have an oegamiom.

Is that the guy from the Odyssey?

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
"Memmenlennus. go killllm thOSE tojams wif Acklillys."

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




I was just trying to find a photo of an alley on GIS I could use as a photo reference and you can't even Google "alley" without coming across brony jerk off material (sfw):



Actually, this guy has a lot of video game jerk off material, but I guess DeviantArt is a low bar to reach.

e: AHH
AHHHH
AHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHH

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

:smith:

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
I dunno how "sfw" that is because if my boss came in and saw me with that on my screen we'd sure have a sit down...

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CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Thin Privilege posted:

I dunno how "sfw" that is because if my boss came in and saw me with that on my screen we'd sure have a sit down...

"Where ever did you get those pictures! And is there more?"

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