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Ariza posted:What sport should people care about Jastiger? Video game contests (that's a sport now)? Competitive eating? Soccer? Curling? Have you seen Curling? I watched 5 minutes of that poo poo during Sochi. Non-stop yelling every go. poo poo was intense. For actual content, here's what you get when you youtube curling accident: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh7GmDIKM5c&t=62s (Skip to the minute mark)
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Jastiger posted:Anything but baseball. Every sport has its lulls. But I can't think of another major sport in the US that you can spend your entire time on the field standing in engaged and still win. Even in Soccer your goalie can be a part of an offensive to reset the ball. Not only are you an obnoxious rear end in a top hat, you're wrong. Baseball has had replay since 2008.
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This video cuts too early. And, I say this as the youngest sibling - that kid totally deserves it. You know when you throw a tantrum and do something dumb as gently caress that you are dead, and you see the change in your bro/sis's eyes when they decide to kick your rear end. This was that moment. May all of the older siblings in this thread be pleased with this offering.
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syscall girl posted:Sometimes people use their portable telephones to take photographs of interesting things happening around them. Just saiyan "I hope my camera can focus on this bat flying 40mph at my head" -final last words
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zakharov posted:Not only are you an obnoxious rear end in a top hat, you're wrong. Baseball has had replay since 2008. I stand corrected it was started in 2008 weak sauce and for real in 2014. Doesn't mean the rest of what I said is untrue.
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Jastiger posted:Anything but baseball. Every sport has its lulls. But I can't think of another major sport in the US that you can spend your entire time on the field standing in engaged and still win. Even in Soccer your goalie can be a part of an offensive to reset the ball. You just don't know how to watch baseball. In the stadium you're not supposed to sit in somber silence and give your undivided attention to the pitcher scratching his balls before the next pitch. You drink beer, cheer with the crowd, chat with your friends, or send a couple texts in between plays. Outside the stadium you don't watch baseball. You half-listen to it as background noise while doing something else.
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Jastiger posted:I stand corrected it was started in 2008 weak sauce and for real in 2014. Doesn't mean the rest of what I said is untrue. as we all know, based on your posting, your favorite sport is watching southern black people being murdered
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Alaois posted:as we all know, based on your posting, your favorite sport is watching southern black people being murdered What's that called?
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Ariza posted:What's that called? NCAA football.
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Solice Kirsk posted:NCAA football. GOT IT IN 1
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Solice Kirsk posted:NCAA football. Beaten but that's right. Also look, even baseball fans recognize it's boring and stupid, and you go there to hang with friends, not enjoy the sport. Jastiger wins
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Jastiger posted:Anything but baseball. Every sport has its lulls. But I can't think of another major sport in the US that you can spend your entire time on the field standing in engaged and still win. Even in Soccer your goalie can be a part of an offensive to reset the ball. At least it's not cricket.
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syscall girl posted:At least it's not cricket. ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKXLSbmoYlE
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Solice Kirsk posted:NCAA football. Holky gently caress
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:To be fair, the kid could have just been looking at something for a minute. Not likely, but we should give the kid the benefit of the doubt. It wouldn't take that long for a bat to fly into the stands. No you see, it's a sign that the iGeneration is a bunch of brain-dead zombies glued to their phones who don't see the world any more because they're too busy taking selfies. Also have you tried my new recipe for tuna casserole Sharon it's DIVINE chitoryu12 has a new favorite as of 02:22 on Mar 8, 2016 |
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Canemacar posted:You just don't know how to watch baseball. You're supposed to yell at the players and try to goad them into a fist fight with you while avoiding being caught and kicked out of the stadium. You win baseball if you manage to not get your rear end kicked but actually do manage to start a fight with a player.
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Okay so I've been taking notes for when I bring my kids to a baseball game. Tell me if I've missed anything? -Drink beer, make my kids try it -Order Hotdog Sandwiches for us all -Put ketchup on sandwiches -Being a cupcake, say "hey kids does this cupcake smell funny" then mash the cupcake in their face when they give it a whiff. -Order an extra large pop for us all -If a baseball/bat flies at us, let it pelt whoever is unfortunate to get in the way no matter who it is. I can't wait to have an all-American day out with my kids! e: Failarmy for 1st week of March don't recall seeing it posted, I'm sure someone did. But here it is anyways because there's some good ones in there. Stringbean has a new favorite as of 01:06 on Mar 8, 2016 |
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Stringbean posted:Okay so I've been taking notes for when I bring my kids to a baseball game. Tell me if I've missed anything? I detect no sarcasm here, other than you didn't mention open carrying.
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Stringbean posted:Okay so I've been taking notes for when I bring my kids to a baseball game. Tell me if I've missed anything? Are you going to tip the guy that gives you the hotdog?
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Every sport is boring as poo poo except maybe hockey and basketball.
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A bris should be a spectator sport.
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Krispy Kareem posted:Every sport is boring as poo poo except maybe hockey and basketball. Basketball is super boring too.
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Stringbean posted:Okay so I've been taking notes for when I bring my kids to a baseball game. Tell me if I've missed anything? Try to accomplish the "complete game": one hot dog and one beer per inning.
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Jastiger posted:I stand corrected it was started in 2008 weak sauce and for real in 2014. Doesn't mean the rest of what I said is untrue. The real schadenfreude is anyone taking pleasure in my misery of having to read a grown-rear end man use a meme like weak sauce in tyool (  ) 2016.
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Gropiemon posted:A bris should be a spectator sport. It is. Well, traditionally it's a celebration with lots of guests, who watch if they want.
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Bobby Digital posted:Try to accomplish the "complete game": one hot dog and one beer per inning. Then drive.
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Hold on guys I want to give you my unique take on what sports are worth watching *wetly farts into pants leaving stain on chair*
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Solice Kirsk posted:Basketball is super boring too.
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Stringbean posted:Okay so I've been taking notes for when I bring my kids to a baseball game. Tell me if I've missed anything? I'm only having a problem with you asking your child to smell you, what with being a cupcake and all.
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Best Sport: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozoTzkCeO-A
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Solice Kirsk posted:Basketball is super boring too. So whose your favorite baseball team?
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That bucket is so happy!
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Stringbean posted:e: Failarmy for 1st week of March don't recall seeing it posted, I'm sure someone did. But here it is anyways because there's some good ones in there. I really appreciated the "NO ONE DIED!" caption on the really dramatic car crash. I feel like there should be aftermath notes on a lot of these: broken wrist, twisted ankle, skin graft on butt.
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Krispy Kareem posted:So whose your favorite baseball team? Any of the Original Six teams. Soooo, the Savanah No Blacks?
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Ok Fella posted:It's boring as he'll I'll agree with you but going to games is a lot of fun. I feel your pain. I have been to 12 home Packer games starting in 2010 and they have lost every... single... one.
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:I really appreciated the "NO ONE DIED!" caption on the really dramatic car crash. I feel like there should be aftermath notes on a lot of these: broken wrist, twisted ankle, skin graft on butt. I like how on the boat one, it sounded like one of the bystanders yelled "Opa!"
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