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To be fair, I quietly seethe at most of those things. And when a waiter asks "Are we ready to order?" I decimate his tip. Unless you're going to sit down and eat with us, don't talk to us like we're toddlers. Oh god, I'm Pat.
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Pakled posted:
Bwahaha americans are funny!
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High Lord Elbow posted:To be fair, I quietly seethe at most of those things. get hosed you stupid piece of poo poo
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Mar 7, 2016 16:51
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Items 3,6,7 and 9 have merit.
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Oh my god gently caress you Pat.
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High Lord Elbow posted:Oh god, I'm Pat. Fancy hat you got there, Pat.
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Y'all treatin' servers like poo poo. Don't have a goddamn checklist of things that have to go exactly right during your meal goddamn. Next thing you know you'll be complaining about how Mexican people take too long gettin' in and out of cars!
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High Lord Elbow posted:To be fair, I quietly seethe at most of those things. Hey look! This guy has never worked retail!
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I won't tip if I don't get my fiesta name
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ColdPie posted:Hey look! This guy has never worked retail! you say that like it's a bad thing
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TheWhiteNightmare posted:you say that like it's a bad thing * shits on people working hard and making less than minimum wage *
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TheWhiteNightmare posted:you say that like it's a bad thing It is. Someone who's never experienced what it's like to work retail is missing a fundamental aspect of the human experience.
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Lurdiak posted:It is. Someone who's never experienced what it's like to work retail is missing a fundamental aspect of the human experience. Not really, I spent a few years working retail and I'm completely over it and would rather have done something else with my life if I'd had the option. I see this the same way as I see my dad telling me everybody needs to sell cars for a couple years in order to learn about human behavior. There's no excuse for being lovely to people regardless of whether or not you experienced abuse firsthand Tiny Timbs fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Mar 8, 2016 |
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Take pity upon waitstaff.
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unless your waiter hosed up u should tip them well. dont be that dude who orders $300 worth of food and tips $10.
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Bongo Bill posted:Take pity upon waitstaff. Show them a shred of respect, too. Everyone knows where they stand in that situation so why would you lessen yourself by making a checklist of things to pounce on.
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Pictured: something some people leave instead of a tip
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MikeCrotch posted:Pictured: something some people leave instead of a tip 
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I...I moved my mouse cursor over that comic and was freak out for a second when an alt text didn't show up.
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The bad mutha flipper will never not be adorable.
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Oh holy poo poo. Charles Mingus actually did write a pamphlet on how to toilet train a cat.
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Sizone posted:Oh holy poo poo. Charles Mingus actually did write a pamphlet on how to toilet train a cat. What the gently caress 
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Sizone posted:Oh holy poo poo. Charles Mingus actually did write a pamphlet on how to toilet train a cat. And his cat was actually named Nightlife. I love watching people learn this for the first time. 
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LordSaturn posted:And his cat was actually named Nightlife. I've read that particular arch, like, many many times. It never occurred to me, until this time, to check and see if it was factually based. I hate cats, but now I kinda want to get one and name it nightlife. I don't want to toilet train it though, it would be an outside cat.
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This is A Good Achewood with a Funny Joke at the end. I liked it.
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Roast Beef Was Right. 
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This is pretty great.
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You're spoling me, Onstad, what with your frequent quality updates. Can't even crack the craft soda jokes anymore. Betrayal has never felt like a pretty good thing until now.
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Beef didn't need to Google any of this, Lyle already knows how to do set this up.
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I have a theory that these recent strips have been locked in a safe deposit box since 2004.
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withak posted:I have a theory that these recent strips have been locked in a safe deposit box since 2004. You know how Andie MacDowell keeps doing Loreal adverts? Same deal.
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withak posted:I have a theory that these recent strips have been locked in a safe deposit box since 2004. not unless onstad's hitler penis scholarship is 12 years ahead of its time
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Clipperton posted:not unless onstad's hitler penis scholarship is 12 years ahead of its time Everyone knows Hitler had a small cock, dude. Just nobody bothered to say it until now. why else would he do all that
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Clipperton posted:hitler penis scholarship If these three words have ever appeared before in this order, I'll eat my hat.* * I am not wearing a hat and do not admit to hat ownership.
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LordSaturn posted:Everyone knows Hitler had a small cock, dude. Just nobody bothered to say it until now. i believe the 'pee hole halfway down the shaft' thing is new though
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I support Roast Beef's thought process here. drat good strip.
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This is a Pretty Good Achewood, in that the voices sound pretty close to the old stuff and the joke is its own thing.
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