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Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Dick and Mouthy posted:

I feel your pain. I have been to 12 home Packer games starting in 2010 and they have lost every... single... one.

Goddamn the luck! The packers don't lose at home often.

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Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy
This thread right now:

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Dick and Mouthy posted:

I feel your pain. I have been to 12 home Packer games starting in 2010 and they have lost every... single... one.

Seems unlikely. They've lost 8 total home games during that time, you're saying you happened to be at all of them plus a few other pre-season games? And those games only?

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Lol reminded of baseball's racism just lol gently caress baseball

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Stringbean posted:

Okay so I've been taking notes for when I bring my kids to a baseball game. Tell me if I've missed anything?

-Drink beer, make my kids try it
-Order Hotdog Sandwiches for us all
-Put ketchup on sandwiches
-Being a cupcake, say "hey kids does this cupcake smell funny" then mash the cupcake in their face when they give it a whiff.
-Order an extra large pop for us all
-If a baseball/bat flies at us, let it pelt whoever is unfortunate to get in the way no matter who it is.

I can't wait to have an all-American day out with my kids!


e: Failarmy for 1st week of March don't recall seeing it posted, I'm sure someone did. But here it is anyways because there's some good ones in there.

-Vape
-Do Crossfit and engage everyone in conversation about it it
-Forget your kids after the game and when questioned simply say their plane crashed
-If they return, put them in the coliseum against the deadly manticore

Dillbag posted:

The real schadenfreude is anyone taking pleasure in my misery of having to read a grown-rear end man use a meme like weak sauce in tyool (:ironicat:) 2016.

Chuck Norris jokes and 'This is Sparta' is still happening.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
I call things "cool" all the time in this forum and also in real life.

ninjahedgehog
Feb 17, 2011

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.


*runs into thread, gasping for air* Guys, look how awesome I am for not liking sports! Sportsball, handegg, right?!

EDIT: whoops, forgot to meticulously remove all capital letters and punctuation so everyone knows just how above it all i am

EDIT 2: better throw in an lol and a "cool and good" just to be sure

TNO
Jul 9, 2006

I drank all your Kool-Aid.
Without goons to tell me what is terrible and unworthy, I might accidentally like something that someone else doesn't.

Bayham Badger
Jan 19, 2007

Secretly force socialism, communism and imperialism types of government onto the people of the United States of America.

Wow there's a whole bunch of lovely opinions about baseball in this thread, and not enough gifs of baseball schadenfreude.

http://i.imgur.com/45X7QJU.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/Ma0EF2u.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/vk7icKs.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/GoWKPTp.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/X5iXdHN.gifv

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

I really appreciated the "NO ONE DIED!" caption on the really dramatic car crash. I feel like there should be aftermath notes on a lot of these: broken wrist, twisted ankle, skin graft on butt.

no, one died

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

It's like Lincecum got a glimpse of his career arc.


More dirty racist baseball player freude!

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right



Also:

Apparently they were still driving the car like that and the police had to flag them down

Bayham Badger
Jan 19, 2007

Secretly force socialism, communism and imperialism types of government onto the people of the United States of America.

Tony Phillips posted:

It's like Lincecum got a glimpse of his career arc.


http://i.imgur.com/sdDqMFW.gifv

:smith:

Random Hajile
Aug 25, 2003

Hubbardologist posted:

Wow there's a whole bunch of lovely opinions about baseball in this thread, and not enough gifs of baseball schadenfreude.

Will a video work? Highlights at 1:50 and 2:30.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyprjMmwjFA

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong








Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

:smith: indeed. Good Timmy was awesome. Bad Timmy is just very very :smith:.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
This car is systomatic, hydromatic, ultromatic, aerodynamic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxe_DqAkeAk

Bayham Badger
Jan 19, 2007

Secretly force socialism, communism and imperialism types of government onto the people of the United States of America.


yours is missing the best part
http://i.imgur.com/Jo3gP6g.gifv

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle





QWOP: Baseball got weird.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

This car is systomatic, hydromatic, ultromatic, aerodynamic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxe_DqAkeAk

purely psychosomatic

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Byzantine posted:

purely psychosomatic

Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic.

Dread Head
Aug 1, 2005

0-#01
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsU1L8fhQ7k

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧



Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Why when anyone streaks or goes onto a sports field do they always violently tackle them. Why don't they ever just chase them down and grab them or heard them off the field then kick them out? They always get tackled like the secret service diving on an assassin about the shoot the president.

Fearless_Decoy
Sep 27, 2001

You shall all soon witness the power of my Tragic 8-Ball!

Baronjutter posted:

Why when anyone streaks or goes onto a sports field do they always violently tackle them. Why don't they ever just chase them down and grab them or heard them off the field then kick them out? They always get tackled like the secret service diving on an assassin about the shoot the president.
The security teams have no idea what the guy is running on the field for, so they take no chances. There was an indecent where some drunk fans actually attacked a line coach at a White Sox game before getting mauled by nearly everyone on the team.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG8nYtDkkqE&t=67s

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Fearless_Decoy posted:

The security teams have no idea what the guy is running on the field for, so they take no chances. There was an indecent where some drunk fans actually attacked a line coach at a White Sox game before getting mauled by nearly everyone on the team.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG8nYtDkkqE&t=67s

They were a father and son duo. They're both total douches, but the son is a special kind of lovely person.

http://deadspin.com/5317107/william-ligues-son-still-proud-he-beat-up-that-first-base-coach

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Fearless_Decoy posted:

The security teams have no idea what the guy is running on the field for, so they take no chances. There was an indecent where some drunk fans actually attacked a line coach at a White Sox game before getting mauled by nearly everyone on the team.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG8nYtDkkqE&t=67s

They're just trying to save them from the players

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLIEvEYiwhg&t=8s

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
https://youtu.be/kDDrs7j8D_k

I watched this one happen. Guy juked the security guards so badly. Right fielder was doubled over laughing.
The guy did his pose-slide when he saw a real cop (off camera) step onto the field rather than take his chances getting zapped.

Pillow Hat
Sep 11, 2001

What has been seen cannot be unseen.



This one gets better as you watch it more \/




















Bonus not schaden, just freude:

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:

Pillow Hat posted:

Bonus not schaden, just freude:


what are these things called and why don't i already own one

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

President Ark posted:

what are these things called and why don't i already own one

Chubsuits or inflatable body suits, they're about $30 online

AKA goon skinsuit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5ti0gjb9oE

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 07:36 on Mar 8, 2016

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

Baronjutter posted:

Why when anyone streaks or goes onto a sports field do they always violently tackle them. Why don't they ever just chase them down and grab them or heard them off the field then kick them out? They always get tackled like the secret service diving on an assassin about the shoot the president.

Just for you. A happy ending.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6tsL8dJ3_M


Nope. He got arrested outside.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/astros-fan-field?page=0

Canemacar
Mar 8, 2008

So what is the penalty for running onto the field? I've always assumed it was just a slap on the wrist since it seems so popular and generally good natured.

Skaw
Aug 5, 2004

Canemacar posted:

So what is the penalty for running onto the field? I've always assumed it was just a slap on the wrist since it seems so popular and generally good natured.

At the minimum a ban from the stadium. Anything else depends on what you do.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
https://youtu.be/MDnsakmeSrUp

Oh look a thing on the floor I should just eat it

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Canemacar posted:

So what is the penalty for running onto the field? I've always assumed it was just a slap on the wrist since it seems so popular and generally good natured.

It's generally a fine and a ban from the stadium. Etihad Stadium in Melbourne is a 10k fine if you run onto the field IIRC

edit: a classic video of a streaker being smashed by a cricketer. The replay starts at about :35
:nws:contains dick, balls and rear end :nws:

Testekill has a new favorite as of 08:07 on Mar 8, 2016

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Fearless_Decoy posted:

The security teams have no idea what the guy is running on the field for, so they take no chances. There was an indecent where some drunk fans actually attacked a line coach at a White Sox game before getting mauled by nearly everyone on the team.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG8nYtDkkqE&t=67s


flosofl posted:

They were a father and son duo. They're both total douches, but the son is a special kind of lovely person.

http://deadspin.com/5317107/william-ligues-son-still-proud-he-beat-up-that-first-base-coach



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9IyiH1D6XM

Well he did look at them crossways.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
The only sport worth watching is the one with shirtless dudes dry humping while covered in each other's blood.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Please stop talking about sports.

I'm going to link this because I'm not sure if it's my net being poo poo or it's really big. It's a sfw bear costume prank.

http://i.imgur.com/jgctOms.gif

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LogisticEarth
Mar 28, 2004

Someone once told me, "Time is a flat circle".
e: nevermind

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