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The guy who transferred back from another location busted the patrol cart real bad on only his second day back. Supervisor didn't report it to the higher ups til yesterday, so it hasn't been fixed/replaced. That's not the problem. Problem is she expects me to patrol the entire freight yard, once an hour every hour of my shift, on foot. In addition to trailer lock and tractor door checks. 
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Mar 5, 2016 07:34
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I gotta take a shower, and then I gotta go vote. I'm just annoyed because I know my state is a hardcore red state, and no matter who I vote for, they are going to go red, and I am not red. So, I gotta go stand in line to cast a vote that ultimately won't matter in the end because of how the political system is set up. HOWEVER, if I just bust a fuckit and stay home, I'm gonna feel bad even if there's no possible way it's going to be anything close to a "1 vote would have changed the election!" sort of situation.
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Mar 5, 2016 19:03
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I gotta take a shower, and then I gotta go vote. Kinda the same way I felt on Super Tuesday. Sorry dude.
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Mar 5, 2016 21:01
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My most famous relative is a reggaeton singer.
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Mar 6, 2016 05:59
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I was looking in a cupboard for something, and I knocked down a glass light shade which fell onto the floor and shattered. I then had to try not to stab myself on the tiny slivers as I picked up the bigger fragments so that I could vacuum. Now I'm going to have to tell the property manager and they'll probably insist on replacing it (even though I don't want and won't use it). And the thing I was looking for wasn't even in that cupboard.
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Mar 6, 2016 09:43
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There was a spider in the shower.  
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Mar 6, 2016 15:03
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AlphaKretin posted:There was a spider in the shower. An Australian spider is not a first world problem. That is a KILL IT WITH FIRE fourth world problem! My car's check engine light came on again, so while I was at the mechanic, I was looking online and saw what I figured was a decent used car. 10 years old, had 144k miles on it, under 3grand. Same kind as my car, which has about 245k on it. But I'd already signed off on the drat repairs to my car, which was about $400 because I was paranoid that the other car would have worse poo poo wrong with it and right now it's a sunk cost analogy in the works.
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Mar 6, 2016 15:21
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I gotta take a shower, and then I gotta go vote. Well, that's not quite true in the primaries. In a state that consistently goes the other way pretty hard in the general, the primaries are the only time your vote is likely to count, since you're only up against others of your party or (for open primary states) others of your party and folks who felt like voting it that day.
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My calf cramped up while I was doing some insane gymnastics to get out of bed without disturbing my sleeping doggie. She's so cute and precious all snuggly-wuggly with her pretty pug tongue hanging out just a little bit. Whatever, I can get a banana later. Worth it.
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Mar 6, 2016 18:00
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I thought I started the installation of X-COM 2 yesterday before going to bed but I'm now back from work and apparently I haven't. I now must find another way to waste time until the setup completes.
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Mar 7, 2016 19:35
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Today is March 7th, and I have not yet received my March 1st paycheck. Luckily my landlord hasn't asked for the rent yet! The soonest I will have money is the 9th, since for some reason the direct deposit takes two days to process. Hooray for financial insecurity. I bought Crafting Mama for my DS and it is not very interesting at all. The water in this town is chlorinated and not AS delicious as I am used to, so I drink less water and am thirsty all the time. On the upside, only a month left before I get the results of the bar exam! Yay.
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Mar 7, 2016 21:30
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Roro posted:I've braked too hard from a bike and slammed my clit against the T-bar, but I've thankfully never had anyone cut into it. Awake or otherwise. 
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Mar 7, 2016 21:39
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I got my oil changed, and now the "check oil level" digital warning message won't stop displaying everytime I turn on the car. I don't know how to reset the sensor. I'll be by the oil place thursday, maybe they can help.
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Mar 8, 2016 01:48
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You can probably just Google your car. It's usually some combination of controls you press.
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Mar 8, 2016 04:27
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The pastry I bought to have with my coffee was way bigger than I expected, too big to finish before I run out of coffee.
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Mar 8, 2016 13:33
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We have an work colleague over from our london branch and I was supposed to go eat dinner on company expenses with him so he doesn't sulk around in his hotel all alone. So I booked I nice restaurant that I myself wanted to go eat at some time now. Now he is feeling a bit tired and doesn't want to go out and I needed to cancel the reservation.  AlphaKretin posted:The pastry I bought to have with my coffee was way bigger than I expected, too big to finish before I run out of coffee.
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Mar 8, 2016 17:04
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My mom put this cheap lovely water bottle in my school bag without my permission and it leaked over my textbook and now I have spend hours peeling apart the pages of this 1000 page book and blow drying them instead of studying on my only day off this week. I have an exam on monday. Edit: gently caress it, I'm getting a new one Celery Face has a new favorite as of 00:57 on Mar 9, 2016 |
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Mar 8, 2016 22:38
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My jaw hurts because there's two teeth in my bottom-right of my jaw that always gets ripped to poo poo when food gets stuck in there*, and ripped to poo poo to get it out. Looks like I'm gonna be eating everything on the left side for a while. * Like, 90% of the time food gets near those teeth
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Mar 9, 2016 04:15
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Being ill is a bit more legitimate than intended for this thread, I think, but something happening as a result isn't:  is supposed to make you feel better afterwards, and immediately it did, but now I'm really bloated and gassy and it's making me paranoid. 
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I want to move my computer tower to the other side of my desk, but it's so much effort to unplug everything and plug it back in.
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Mar 9, 2016 06:56
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This is so frustrating
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Mar 10, 2016 08:00
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LastPass updated their logo and now the icon looks terrible in my browser bar. I thought it was a broken image but it seems like this is what they are going with now.
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Mar 10, 2016 12:26
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We were out of normal milk so I had to have my cereal with the lactose-free milk and now I can't stop farting sinister butt magic abounds.
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Mar 10, 2016 12:41
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I'm in the ER waiting and the hottest guy I've ever seen is being loud and mean to the nurses and he doesn't seem drunk or high ... 
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timefly posted:I'm in the ER waiting and the hottest guy I've ever seen is being loud and mean to the nurses and he doesn't seem drunk or high ... He's probably just an rear end in a top hat.  The hot ones are always either taken or unrepentant shitstains.
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Mar 11, 2016 08:12
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My left nipple itches like crazy. I didn't even know the nipple can itch.
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He probably has some weirdly presenting mental illness; this is pretty crazy. The nurses were yelling back lol I think I have a chance with this guy  Also why are there so many hot doctors; I don't want them to see me sick!
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timefly posted:
Seriously. I go to the hospital a lot and I'm always super awkward. I am so awkward around people I'm attracted to. I had this happen many times before and it's weird and uncomfortable and I know I act weird. Finally I hate that I get awkward around the people in attracted to. Can't I just be cool about it/pretend like I don't feel that way? Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 23:45 on Mar 12, 2016 |
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Mar 11, 2016 13:54
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I went to the store this morning but forgot to buy my prilosec, so now I have to go BACK to the store cause I took the last one this morning.
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Mar 12, 2016 00:57
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It took six years, but I finally got my first probation. I feel a little sad, like my clean streak could have lasted longer.  my empty rap sheet.
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Mar 12, 2016 09:57
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Some loving rear end in a top hat bought me this poo poo avatar again. The last one I made didnt even last a month. I want to find them and murder them, or give them a red title Seriously, I had a good avatar this time. Wtf
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Mar 12, 2016 21:05
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Sweet As Sin posted:My most famous relative is a reggaeton singer. Which one? 
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I just spent a week in Vegas, splurging like hell, eating amazing food and seeing fantastic shows and all the over-stimulating craziness that makes up the strip--and all in absolutely perfect, bone-dry weather. And now I'm back in East Texas.
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Chocolate Chips posted:Which one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqpKDkVzlqU
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He's got a nice smile.
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He's really nice, too.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:It took six years, but I finally got my first probation. I feel a little sad, like my clean streak could have lasted longer. oh no not a 6 hour probation what ever will you do
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