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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Gyges posted:

Loose raw steaks just sitting under the lights.

Trump to supporters: Eat my rotten meat you loving savages

Trump gains ten points in next polls.

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Concerned Citizen posted:

Trump has a lot of wine for a teetotaler.

Trump is an alcoholic and everyone in his camp knows this. If he wants to disprove this he can go ahead and prove to us that he's not a secret drinker, and I'd be happy to reverse my statement the second he does.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

pretend I made a red meat joke

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I'm trying to think of another time a Presidential candidate talked about their branded product line at a victory speech.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

Joementum posted:

:siren: TRUMP STEAKS SPOTTED AT THE PRESS CONFERENCE :siren:

https://twitter.com/gbennettpost/status/707357638317760512

(This is one of the funniest things I've seen this primary.)

He really can't let anything go.

Totalizator
Nov 9, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
Trump uses gold rimmed flags to prove his legitimacy to the sovereign citizen voters.

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


Joementum posted:

I'm trying to think of another time a Presidential candidate talked about their branded product line at a victory speech.

did stevey forbes win anything?

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


TROIKA CURES GREEK posted:

Thinking trump overperforms MI polling, 40+ I'll guess. Looking good for Trump in MS as well but that will probably be pretty close.

this seems low to me, i expect about 73%

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Joementum posted:

:siren: TRUMP STEAKS SPOTTED AT THE PRESS CONFERENCE :siren:

https://twitter.com/gbennettpost/status/707357638317760512

(This is one of the funniest things I've seen this primary.)

hahhahahahhahahhahahahahhah

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I bet there's a cold cut platter just off camera.

Trump hates the media so much he has a nefarious plan to cross contaminate and give them all food poisoning.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Those steaks can sit out all day because when he serves them they will be well-done, effectively burning away all bacteria or rot.

Proposition Joe
Oct 8, 2010

He was a good man

Joementum posted:

I'm trying to think of another time a Presidential candidate talked about their branded product line at a victory speech.

If you think this is weird just wait until 2020 when Kanye runs.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Abel Wingnut posted:

did stevey forbes win anything?

Nope. Neither did Morry Taylor.

I don't think Washington mentioned his excellent whiskey during the inauguration. Though, obviously, he should have.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
for dinner this evening we will be having raw trump steaks, trump water, trump wine, and trump university pamphlets.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
OP here, I just got back, has anything happened?

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Those steaks have me worried. I mean, they look huge.

Has anyone seen Chris Christie lately?

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Jewel Repetition posted:

OP here, I just got back, has anything happened?

Trump bought the website and now we're Something Trumpful.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Bernie Sanders can turn Trump Water into Trump Wine.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Venom Snake posted:

trump university pamphlets.

thatll be 50 grand sir

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Jewel Repetition posted:

OP here, I just got back, has anything happened?

Trump just raised the steaks.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Concerned Citizen posted:

Trump bought the website and now we're Something Trumpful.

Liar. The forums aren't gold plated.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

i think people were teasing some exit poll poo poo
60osmething% of gop voters wanting to ban muslims or whatever. also something about 60% of mississippi democratic voters being black and that being a record. i think all the white folks are voting in the republican side, if it's an open primary

MI and MS polls close in 25 minutes

stuff about how MI gop voters are like 50-35 on whether foreign trade is good or bad for american jobs. or some such question

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Joementum posted:

Trump just raised the steaks.

:rimshot:

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010

Dolash posted:

Those steaks have me worried. I mean, they look huge.

Has anyone seen Chris Christie lately?

When Trump takes the knives out, he's not kidding!

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

Concerned Citizen posted:

Trump bought the website and now we're Something Trumpful.

I gotta say, this new word filter is pretty Trumping ridiculous.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Joementum posted:

Trump just raised the steaks.

Yeah I never imagined the margins would be this sharp.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Joementum posted:

Nope. Neither did Morry Taylor.

I don't think Washington mentioned his excellent whiskey during the inauguration. Though, obviously, he should have.

Well, he did give out fee samples to those who voted the right way. Oh to be alive when I could be rewarded for my vote with a nice glass of beer or a sampling of the Presidential hooch.

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

The steaks are made out of disgruntled Trump University students

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010

Venom Snake posted:

Yeah I never imagined the margins would be this sharp.

No fat on this yuuge lean meat.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
How long until people really start to talk about his gross hands with sausage fingers before Trump does something like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO91mX4K8r8

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


Concerned Citizen posted:

Trump bought the website and now we're Something Trumpful.

trumping awful

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Joe means that in every sense of the word.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

this election has made me so happy

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Al! posted:

Trump is an alcoholic and everyone in his camp knows this. If he wants to disprove this he can go ahead and prove to us that he's not a secret drinker, and I'd be happy to reverse my statement the second he does.

This attack would actually work because EVERYONE, supporter or not, wants so badly for it to be true

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
god loving damnit Donald Trump would turn the White House back into the people's house

in trump's america, a trumpsteak in every freezer and a trump vodka in every cabinet

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

fknlo posted:

He really can't let anything go.

we need that in a president. imagine a man more devoted to ratfucking the republicans in congress than any before, with the personality of lbj and the control of nixon

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.
NOOOOOO

https://twitter.com/gbennettpost/status/707361575586439168

mightygerm
Jun 29, 2002



https://twitter.com/NickKalmanFN/status/707358280675414016

drat look at that marbling

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

IMPEACH!!!

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oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

ths nick kalman guy has been handed the scoop of the century

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