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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Well they did claim they were being served, maybe they're actually going to cook them?

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Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007


this has ruined what may have been the single greatest press conference of all time

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


i haven't watched returns live in a few weeks, which channel is the most hilarious lately

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

this has ruined what may have been the single greatest press conference of all time

lmao if he brings out a bunch of well done steaks when the press conference actually happens

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

I hope cell phone footage emerges depicting rabid Trump fans puking up steaks and cheap wine as they all get food poisoning

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

Joementum posted:

I'm trying to think of another time a Presidential candidate talked about their branded product line at a victory speech.

Not exact, but don't forget about billy bob beer.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

i haven't watched returns live in a few weeks, which channel is the most hilarious lately

Moment of announcement: FOX

Clusterfuck discussion, but fun: CNN

What passes for substantive analysis these days: MSNBC

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

I'm hearing from family in Hawaii that they expect high turnout tonight, at least, relative to what the GOP usually gets there. Could be because of Trump, or just because the nominee isn't decided by the time Hawaii votes, for a change.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

i assume that trump sparkling wine is roughly the same quality as Donaghy Estate

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



He's going to replace it with an even bigger pile of meat, this time subtly shaped to resemble male genitalia

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



I'm ready for Kasichmentum

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
It's gonna be a wall of meat, and Mexico's gonna pay for it.

40-Degree Day
Sep 24, 2012


Scrub-Niggurath posted:

i assume that trump sparkling wine is roughly the same quality as Donaghy Estate

Solution: Get Ridikolus to market Trump Sparkling Wine

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
For posterity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyONt_ZH_aw

God I love that commercial. It's literally word for word his political speeches except with steaks.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Trump is gonna crush it tonight imo

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Just a few minutes until the first polls of the night close.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Oiled and Ready posted:

Moment of announcement: FOX

Clusterfuck discussion, but fun: CNN

What passes for substantive analysis these days: MSNBC

My favorite part of CNN is watching King playing with the screen in the background while others talk

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
16% of Ted Cruz's voters are supporting him because they don't like any of the other candidates.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

TraderStav posted:

Not exact, but don't forget about billy bob beer.


My grandparents kept a can of this on display in their wet bar until they passed away a few years ago. I think the beer wound up with my uncle, but I really need to look into that...

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Trump will get the expected wins but he'll underperform again and that'll be the narrative going forward, Kasich will spearhead the movement to take Ohio from him, and the dance will go on.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



"If Donald Trump wins everything forever, he'll win"

CNN anchor confirmed for Trump Virus infection

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
Assuming the Dem primaries are getting discussed in here too once stuff starts coming out?

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

fknlo posted:

Assuming the Dem primaries are getting discussed in here too once stuff starts coming out?

yeah sure whatever

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

TraderStav posted:

Not exact, but don't forget about billy bob beer.



Hey man at least this lead to Carter supporting homebrewing rights and all.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
The Trump Steaks layout was brilliant. Great job.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
PROJECTION TIME

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

hil won mississippi

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Whoa, Hillary won Mississippi
:eyepop:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Hilldog ftw

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
I have a projection to make.

Hillary Clinton has won the Mississippi primary tonight.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
Clinton won Mississippi which surprised nobody

wonder how bad the margin is

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Whoa, Hillary won Mississippi
:eyepop:

Amazing! It's all over for Bernie now imho

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Concerned Citizen posted:

I have a projection to make.

Hillary Clinton has won the Mississippi primary tonight.

This is a radical hot take.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

what a shock

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

mannerup posted:

Clinton won Mississippi which surprised nobody

wonder how bad the margin is

50-60 points if I had to guess

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
So no call in Michigan on either side then? :raise:

say no to bats
Aug 15, 2001
Rumblee tumblee, climin' a hunny tree
Can't wait for another embarrassing interview with Rubio tonight after he finishes 4th place everywhere.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Oiled and Ready posted:

Moment of announcement: FOX

Clusterfuck discussion, but fun: CNN

What passes for substantive analysis these days: MSNBC

I liked the CNN analysis of which X Men supervillain is Trump

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

mannerup posted:

lmao if he brings out a bunch of well done steaks when the press conference actually happens

thanks for voting for me heres a burnt piece of beef jerky

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Joementum posted:

So no call in Michigan on either side then? :raise:

nothing til 9 because it's in two time zones

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