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Mu Cow
Oct 26, 2003

The sprites on the Guardian's result page are really painting up a storm:

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/mar/08/primary-caucus-live-results-michigan-mississippi-idaho-hawaii-election-2016

I just regret that I probably won't get to see the Rubio sprite.

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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Nobody from NYC gives a poo poo about upstate Trump

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
the fiiiiiiivvvee, sometimes six, but the fiiiiiiive

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

The Pussy Boss posted:

still can't get over that this is live from Trump National Golf Course. I thought Americans liked to pretend our politicians aren't plutocrats.

They voted for a rich mormon millionaire last time

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

We're about 8-9 months into this and this poo poo never gets less weird

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
i will win this state because delegates are assigned by square mile

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Trump just fell below 50% in MS

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
“I’ll win Virginia. I have great properties in Virginia”

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
I can't wait until Trump takes the convention stage and sells Jeb!, Marco, and Cruz some knives.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

i'm half paying attention is this old

https://twitter.com/GPollowitz/status/707370531293634560

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
Wasn't there a poll with Hillary +20 over Trump in NY yesterday?

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Trump 3:16 says I just whooped your rear end

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

oystertoadfish posted:

i wonder how he feels about this poo poo. i sorta remember him rising to prominence because he was a thorough fair journalist who could get scoops from all the republican lawmakers during the shutdown, then the post hired him and now he gets to cover this poo poo. maybe he'll write the authoritative book on how all this poo poo looked from capitol hill someday

Robert Costa has been right this entire loving election by the by. After Iowa he basically hit the talk show circuit when everyone was crowing Trump's demise and said "not so loving fast, he's going to win NH because he sucks at caucuses"

surprise he was right again.

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

Yes

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007


It doesn't matter. Nothing matters.

Apollo_Creed
Aug 4, 2002

I am the Master of Disaster.
When you have property in the state, that means you love the state.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

quote:

HARRY ENTEN 9:33 PM
I’m looking on the Wayne County clerk’s website to try to get an idea of where the vote is being reported from in Wayne County. It seems, at least as of earlier this hour, that Detroit was at 0 percent. The nearly uniformly white areas of Grosse Pointe Shores and Plymouth were at 100 percent. In other words, the percentages coming out of Wayne County right now don’t really reflect how black areas are voting.

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

We're about 8-9 months into this and this poo poo never gets less weird

yeah the condensed schedule works in Trumps favor. it seems like he wins, and then the more time that passes in which voting doesn't occur, we all think that Trump's in decline, until he wins again and again. it's crazy

Hadaka Apron
Feb 12, 2015
Bernie's lead in MI just went up to 4.6%. That's surprising.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8


Jeb! will have his revenge

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Oh boy question time

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS

“When you have property in a state it means you love the state”

I WANT YOU TO SHOW MEEEEEEEEEE

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

hillary clinton giving her speech right now and not on a single channel. lmao

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

Trump's dick must be enormous, because he sure does some great autofellatio on live TV.

jackofarcades
Sep 2, 2011

Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!

Exit polls have her margin with the black vote at like +30. Unless she realllly runs up the score it'll still be close.

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

Rocks posted:

hillary clinton giving her speech right now and not on a single channel. lmao

Trump Wins...


In TV ratings

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Rocks posted:

hillary clinton giving her speech right now and not on a single channel. lmao

this is the world that we live in

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Apollo_Creed posted:

When you have property in the state, that means you love the state.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Trump on Marco: "Hostility works for some people, it doesn't work for everybody"

ColTim
Oct 29, 2011

Schnorkles posted:

Robert Costa has been right this entire loving election by the by. After Iowa he basically hit the talk show circuit when everyone was crowing Trump's demise and said "not so loving fast, he's going to win NH because he sucks at caucuses"

surprise he was right again.

Former intern at the Charlie Rose show, for what it's worth.

Apollo_Creed
Aug 4, 2002

I am the Master of Disaster.
I love Trump giving Rubio advice. :worship:

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

The phoniest, most disgusting poll

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

Rynn posted:

Trump's dick must be enormous, because he sure does some great autofellatio on live TV.

"do these hands look small to YOU?"

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer

Rocks posted:

hillary clinton giving her speech right now and not on a single channel. lmao

I guess you could say when it comes to press coverage, the Donald . . . .

(PUTS ON SHADES)

. . . . Trumped that bitch.


YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Yudo
May 15, 2003

"they'll vote for me because i own them"

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
"donald trump doesn't pay the bill"

"thats true"

lmao

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

Trump on Marco: "Hostility works for some people, it doesn't work for everybody"

He's not wrong.

BernieLomax
May 29, 2002

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

this is weirdly on point and not-rambling for Trump

A few pages back, but here we are.

Valicious
Aug 16, 2010
what are you guys using to stream coverage?

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Cronodoculous
Jun 29, 2006

You light up my life


Vicious vindictive polls! This is a skill greater than Poll Unskewing. This is Poll Trumpening.

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