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SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Armyman25 posted:

I know that, what did the reporter ask?

He remarked that Trump's use of vulgar language wasn't presidential.

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Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
^basically

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

My Imaginary GF posted:

DC just ain't realized that their best strategy is bullying his wife to death in order to send him into a spiral of depression

Don't think that will work with the Trumpster given that his wives are trophy wives.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

ThirdPartyView posted:

He's going to challenge other leaders to duels or threaten to execute them all the time?

Let's ask Jeb!.

Yudo
May 15, 2003

How is he still talking?

XboxPants
Jan 30, 2006

Steven doesn't want me watching him sleep anymore.

Joementum posted:

Most candidates do a 5-15 minute speech. Trump does an hour long press conference, forcing the rest of them into the 10pm block.

Honestly it's an amazing strategy, and it only works because the press let him get away with it. But also, they don't have a choice and have to let him get away with it, and hell, probably want to let him get away with it. He still pulls in the ratings, right?

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

ThirdPartyView posted:

Don't think that will work with the Trumpster given that his wives are trophy wives.

not ivanka, shes the first one he got who truly understands him. the rest were for fun; ivanka is for her brains

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Trump is an international embarrassment.

Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005

SNAKES N CAKES posted:

He remarked that Trump's use of vulgar language wasn't presidential.

LBJ would disagree.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Joementum posted:

Most candidates do a 5-15 minute speech. Trump does an hour long press conference, forcing the rest of them into the 10pm block.

I love it

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Who rambled more? Alzheimer's Reagan or Trump? I wasn't old enough to be aware during Reagan's later years.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Yudo posted:

How is he still talking?

Every minute he talks is thousands of votes his opponents are denied.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Yudo posted:

How is he still talking?

Trump exists and is the favorite for the republican party nomination because he has shown effortless mastery of the 48 hour news cycle.

He's dangerous for exactly this reason in a general!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
trump has friends on the other side

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY1TlxJORik

Proposition Joe
Oct 8, 2010

He was a good man
Who in America would want to watch Hillary Clinton instead of this amazing Trump speech? Idiots probably.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004



Muslims overwhelmingly supporting a Jew is pretty great.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Trump is an international embarrassment.

...for Mexico!

Valicious
Aug 16, 2010
trump "I'm a unifier, I bring people together"

*builds wall to keep out Mexicans*

SoupyTwist
Feb 20, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIdc0NGumVc

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

Proposition Joe posted:

Who in America would want to watch Hillary Clinton instead of this amazing Trump speech? Idiots probably.

Losers, because they don't want to make america great again obviously

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Pancakes posted:

Who rambled more? Alzheimer's Reagan or Trump? I wasn't old enough to be aware during Reagan's later years.

Demented Reagan was usually held to a tight script.

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Trump is an international embarrassment.

I'm sounding like a broken record here but this would be an amazing parody. Except it is 100% isn't.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously



:stonk:

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008

^ lol

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Kasich will get third in Michigan which means seeya loving nerd

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


nobody is more conservative than me on being excellent and rich

Tercio
Jan 30, 2003

https://twitter.com/elongreen/status/707396010474131456

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

ReidRansom posted:

Muslims overwhelmingly supporting a Jew is pretty great.

Bernie Sanders speaks to the issues of the muslim community while ignoring the issues of black communities.

Is this a man America is ready to elect President? I say "gently caress no."

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

Armyman25 posted:

LBJ would disagree.

He whipped out his cock in office.

:911:.

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Reagan never went on like this. He was a natural on script politician.

Vienna Circlejerk
Jan 28, 2003

The great science sausage party!

Pancakes posted:

Who rambled more? Alzheimer's Reagan or Trump? I wasn't old enough to be aware during Reagan's later years.

Trump. Reagan didn't really ramble but he sometimes talked like he was in some kind of fever dream.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Yesssss! Arabs understanding Bernie has their back!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

:stonk:

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

oh my god can they just loving cut away from that speech already

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

ReidRansom posted:

Muslims overwhelmingly supporting a Jew is pretty great.

Well, they're all semitic.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



My Imaginary GF posted:

not ivanka, shes the first one he got who truly understands him. the rest were for fun; ivanka is for her brains

Ivanka was like two wives ago

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
"I'm not sure there even is an establishment"

Hadaka Apron
Feb 12, 2015

ReidRansom posted:

Muslims overwhelmingly supporting a Jew is pretty great.

Most Arab-Americans are Christian or secular, just a quarter are Muslims. On the other hand, Keith Ellison, the first Muslim member of Congress, endorsed Bernie.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

so real talk, who's gonna be trump's vice

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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Rocks posted:

oh my god can they just loving cut away from that speech already

he is media heroin

that is why he is doing press conferences now, they won't cut away

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