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Princeps32
Nov 9, 2012
we cannot elect this man president

this cant actually happen

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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
What is Trump gonna sell to Japan?

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Schnorkles posted:

Like jfc this is a really really good campaign soundbite and I'm pretty sure he just made it up.

A year ago but yes it's a solid message

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
jeremy you dumb motherfucker

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Decision Desk called it with about 30% in but supposedly they've uncalled it?

They called it for Clinton with Bernie up 5 points? That's like when the AP called Massachusetts for Bernie and all the tickers showed it.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/707398587056005120

o_O

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Hillary should have racked and field dressed a deer on stage at her rally. Maybe one of the networks would have covered it.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Bernie is going to win Michigan. She cant make up 22k votes in Wayne county.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
I like Trump because he attacks people I dislike more than him, like journalists.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/costareports/status/707398234231185409

When Costa says "Top R sources" he usually means Paul Ryan.

:getin:

Yudo
May 15, 2003

InsanityIsCrazy posted:

This will be a War for ratings

Trump and Hillary basically strip-teasing on stage for the next eight months

sick dude.

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

Princeps32 posted:

we cannot elect this man president

this cant actually happen

pffffhahahahahahahahahahaha


VR Native American posted:

What is Trump gonna sell to Japan?

hes gonna make anime real

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

Princeps32 posted:

we cannot elect this man president

this cant actually happen

why

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

Yudo posted:

sick dude.

you'll watch it

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
Wow, bad night for Hillary

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Princeps32 posted:

we cannot elect this man president

this cant actually happen

...said the planter class in Georgis on Andrew Jackson and Abraham Lincoln.

Tercio
Jan 30, 2003


drat this forum can't predict things for poo poo

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

How do journalists even cover these press conferences? How do you quote Trump? His speeches make literally no sense, yet everyone covers them.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Joementum posted:

Hillary should have racked and field dressed a deer on stage at her rally. Maybe one of the networks would have covered it.

This is Earth-Prime, which Earth are you from?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Princeps32 posted:

we cannot elect this man president

this cant actually happen

it won't.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Princeps32 posted:

we cannot elect this man president

this cant actually happen

Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005
Is Trump always this weird looking? He's doughy, orange, wearing too much makeup, and just bizarre hair.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

VR Native American posted:

What is Trump gonna sell to Japan?

Japan.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

VR Native American posted:

What is Trump gonna sell to Japan?

White nerds to buy their anime

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Joementum posted:

Hillary should have racked and field dressed a deer on stage at her rally. Maybe one of the networks would have covered it.

top tier post; top tier advice.

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

InsanityIsCrazy posted:

hes gonna make anime real

Fuckin' A right!

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

So Asians are stupid dumb evil grandmaster wizard babies, and we should support pure capitalism by effectively making america a little hugbox of mediocre domestic product price gouging.

Seems fair.

Yudo
May 15, 2003

mercifully its over

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

I can't believe the networks stayed with that the whole time

e: i actually can

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer

Princeps32 posted:

we cannot elect this man president

this cant actually happen

Oh ho ho.

Looks like someone still hasn't dehumanized himself and faced to Trump.

100% serious - Donald Trump is going to be the next President of the United States of America.

Learn it. Love it. Live it.

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.
https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/703980869975982082


Really Nate, a dick joke?

edit: whoa, reeeally outta refreshed there.

Narciss
Nov 29, 2004

by Cowcaster

Donald Trump posted:

No one's listening to you, JEREMY. No ones ever listening to you

Jeremy B T F O

BRAKE FOR MOOSE
Jun 6, 2001

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Bernie is going to win Michigan. She cant make up 22k votes in Wayne county.

Wayne and Genesee, but it's going to be drat close.

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad

OatmealRaisin posted:

Wow, bad night for Hillary

... increased her pledged delegate lead by 20.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

lamentable dustman posted:

I can't believe the networks stayed with that the whole time

nearly an hour straight of prime time trump

this is why he doesnt need to spend a dime on advertising

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Tercio posted:

drat this forum can't predict things for poo poo

There hasn't been a single poll of Michigan showing Clinton up by less than 10. A Sanders win would be the biggest polling miss in a primary since New Hampshire 1984.

Apollo_Creed
Aug 4, 2002

I am the Master of Disaster.
Fox is speechless.

So nuts.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Fox News can't believe they stayed with it either

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Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Ao4t_fe0I

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