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Bernice Anders
Feb 26, 2016

by zen death robot

oystertoadfish posted:

so barring something really crazy

lol get ready

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

a week ago Rubio was clowning on Trump and This Was The End of our favorite candidate

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

Pretty sure it died of shame from having Bernouts for parents

It might have been a different state with lots of black people that caused it, but news reports said it died in full Bernie regalia as its parents watched the results.

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
Rubio is doing an MSNBC-moderated townhall in Florida tonight? That sounds excellent :kheldragar:

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
So are there pundits talking about how Rubio is still in this?

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

Bernice Anders posted:

lol get ready

i think trump's gonna win florida AND ohio, then pick up a few more WTA states afterward, and end up with 1300+ delegates on the first ballot. im boring like that

i would love to be wrong, believe me

XboxPants
Jan 30, 2006

Steven doesn't want me watching him sleep anymore.

Patter Song posted:

I've gotta say, while a lot of the 538 bashing is on point, Dave Wasserman's delegate tracker is invaluable.
http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/election-2016/delegate-targets/republicans/

Wasserman is a really good numbers guy. It'll be interesting to see when tonight's delegate counts are put in.

Trump's outperformed his targets in MS and ID and matched his target in MI tonight, for those keeping track. Cruz outperformed in ID and underperformed in MS and MI. Rubio got goose-egged in all three.

Oh sweet, I've been looking for a good delegate standings site. Google actually have some decent very simple results that come up in a search but, of course, this is a bit meatier.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Jewel Repetition posted:

It might have been a different state with lots of black people that caused it, but news reports said it died in full Bernie regalia as its parents watched the results.

Hillary Clinton killed that baby.

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Jewel Repetition posted:

It might have been a different state with lots of black people that caused it, but news reports said it died in full Bernie regalia as its parents watched the results.

Died from confusion over the fact that Killer Mike and Cornel West are not the co-consuls of Blackistan

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

I get the reference but bottles of Fiji Water would make more sense

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

What did Matthews say that was So Wise? I missed it

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
10 minutes till hawaii closes

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Nanomashoes posted:

The Bernie baby died before he could see tonight...

I'm dying.

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
Dunno who this twitter person is, just needed to grab someone's clip:

now with better quality:
https://twitter.com/CurtisHouck/status/707441957195407360

Von Sloneker has issued a correction as of 06:57 on Mar 9, 2016

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

if no can, no can
if can, PRIMARIES

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

Von Sloneker posted:

Dunno who this twitter person is, just needed to grab someone's clip:

https://twitter.com/Annie_Devine/status/707442619568234498

with the kermit tea cup sip too

RedQueen
Apr 21, 2007

It takes all the running you can do just to stay in the same place.
Idaho is 67% in and Rubio is still at 17%. Let us enjoy these next 8 minutes where he has won 0 delegates tonight

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

oystertoadfish posted:

i think trump's gonna win florida AND ohio, then pick up a few more WTA states afterward, and end up with 1300+ delegates on the first ballot. im boring like that

i would love to be wrong, believe me

yeah, he seems to be on track for that

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

oystertoadfish posted:

with the kermit tea cup sip too

Poor Van Jones there was a top adviser in the Obama Administration until Obama threw him overboard after the right wing claimed that Van Jones was a Communist and a black supremacist. This was in the first year of Obama's Presidency when he thought he could still appease the GOP...he's learned better since then.

I'm glad to see that Van Jones landed on his feet.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Don't worry guys, there is a master plan

https://twitter.com/MattMackowiak/status/707442834614386688

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

oystertoadfish posted:

like rick ross, ycs cry only when babies die

Gotta admit, this made me laugh really hard :unsmith:

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Did rubio win ANYTHING tonight?

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

I wanna see this just to see how badly it fails.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Dilbert As gently caress posted:

Did rubio win ANYTHING tonight?

he won a one-way ticket to standing behind trump with the blank look of one in a collection of recently bagged trophies for the rest of the year

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Causing Trump to surge in the polls and win Florida and Ohio in double digits.

You can't stump the Trump is a scientific fact using the scientific method.

Bernice Anders
Feb 26, 2016

by zen death robot

Dilbert As gently caress posted:

Did rubio win ANYTHING tonight?

As of 1259 EST Rubio has acquired 0 delegates.

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



How is Ted Cruz winning Kootenai County, home of Hayden Lake

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003


bwahahahahaha

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
It's amazing how despite the KKK debacle Trump turned a good Rubio debate performance into Little Marco the Choker in two weeks

Bernice Anders
Feb 26, 2016

by zen death robot

That's the dumbest loving thing I've ever heard.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Bad Caller posted:

How is Ted Cruz winning Kootenai County, home of Hayden Lake

Bible thumpers.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

ok why no results from hawaii yet, are we waiting on loving midway island cmon mans

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Dilbert As gently caress posted:

Did rubio win ANYTHING tonight?

A few laughs.

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008



no kidding

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

Patter Song posted:

Poor Van Jones there was a top adviser in the Obama Administration until Obama threw him overboard after the right wing claimed that Van Jones was a Communist and a black supremacist. This was in the first year of Obama's Presidency when he thought he could still appease the GOP...he's learned better since then.

I'm glad to see that Van Jones landed on his feet.

Okay but Van Jones is still a piece of poo poo. Him and Glenn Beck should be locked in a room together for eternity.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

It's amazing how despite the KKK debacle Trump turned a good Rubio debate performance into Little Marco the Choker in two weeks

You mean the media making a bunch of poo poo up debacle? gently caress the media, they are liars.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Dilbert As gently caress posted:

Did rubio win ANYTHING tonight?

They always say the presidency runs through the islands and Minnesota...

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

oystertoadfish posted:

ok why no results from hawaii yet, are we waiting on loving midway island cmon mans

Hawaii is closed. That means they've only now started counting in the last two minutes or so, though.

The upside is that there are VERY few Republicans in Hawaii so there shouldn't be too many votes to count.

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Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

Immortan posted:

Okay but Van Jones is still a piece of poo poo. Him and Glenn Beck should be locked in a room together for eternity.

How so? I don't know much about Jones.

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