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Who will win the debate?
Bernie "I Hate Math" Sanders
Hillary "I Am Inevitable" Clinton
TRUMP *steaks*
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Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

The Landstander posted:

And criminal justice reform!

They're awesome as long as you ignore a ton of things

They also singlehandedly fund a lot of art centers across the country.

They're basically really good on everything -but- their one pet issue, which they are disgustingly bad about.

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Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Rexicon1 posted:

I'm looking right now for actual statistical evidence of people who have shifted their political beliefs such that centrism of the modern democrats no longer appeals to them. Anybody got any?

i thought bernies name recognition was bad but not THIS bad!!

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

Feral Integral posted:

His battle right now is to beat Hillary, not to change trump/cruz supporters minds (hint: their beliefs are not based in fact-based rationality)

If he's up against Trump he needs to be able to convince anti-Trump people on the right that he's safe to vote for.

If he's up against Cruz he needs to convince pro-Trump people that the few things he and Trump agree upon are worth giving him a vote even though he's a socialist boogieman.

You're right though, neither of those groups are grounded in reality, so who the gently caress knows. It's not as if he's gonna pull off getting the nomination anyway.

Neeksy
Mar 29, 2007

Hej min vän, hur står det till?
Someone should measure the weirdly random amount of time they gave candidates to answer questions. For the latter half it felt like they were panicking and cutting Bernie off every few seconds.

They weren't all that great with Hillary, either. The Benghazi question was just a huge waste of time, and Bernie ended up taking his share of that dumb time to instead talk about foreign policy intervention that isn't a dishonest GOP attack line.

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

Commie NedFlanders posted:

non stop hand wringing and talking about delegate counts and how it doesn't really matter because hillary is inevitable


of course never mentioning the fact that over a quarter of her delegates have come from states that neighbor her own home state of arkansas, which makes them irrelevant as per the New Hampshire vs The Narrative decision of 2016

so the key to victory is the state that neighbors the most states?

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

Venom Snake posted:

Anyway before i got to bed

Go to bed, :shillary: chucklefuck.

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here

Tercio posted:

Open question: Do Hillary fans support her because of her proposals/policies or just because they like Hillary and want her to pick up a W?

I literally don't know a single honest Hillary supporter personally and I have no idea what animates that base to support her. All I can assume is its political ennui and "whatever, nothing matters"

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
I only read these thread reactions, but if it made Joe feel the bern and Venom Snake call Hillary out of touch, then he must have absolutely killed out there.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
like pretty much every poll has shown a majority of bernie supporters would vote Clinton in general and visa versa so I can't be the only person in YCS that would happily vote for either :v:

Tercio
Jan 30, 2003

Neurolimal posted:

I only read these thread reactions, but if it made Joe feel the bern and Venom Snake call Hillary out of touch, then he must have absolutely killed out there.

I don't think he killed as much as Hillary fumbled some balls.

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Rexicon1 posted:

I literally don't know a single honest Hillary supporter personally and I have no idea what animates that base to support her. All I can assume is its political ennui and "whatever, nothing matters"

Where i live, 40+ year old white women are desperate to see a woman president, that's about it, they can't explain why she's a good candidate.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Tercio posted:

Open question: Do Hillary fans support her because of her proposals/policies or just because they like Hillary and want her to pick up a W?

its because of YAAAAAASE

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Rexicon1 posted:

I literally don't know a single honest Hillary supporter personally and I have no idea what animates that base to support her. All I can assume is its political ennui and "whatever, nothing matters"

I don't know anybody that voted for [insert candidate here] how did they get elected??????

snakeandbake
Aug 21, 2012

by exmarx

Venom Snake posted:

like pretty much every poll has shown a majority of bernie supporters would vote Clinton in general and visa versa so I can't be the only person in YCS that would happily vote for either :v:

nice meltdown

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
If you don't vote for Trump or Sanders then you're an ignorant, Orwellian prole.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Neurolimal posted:

I only read these thread reactions, but if it made Joe feel the bern... then he must have absolutely killed out there.

Uh hi, I've supported Bernie since like forever, voted for him many times, including on March 1, 2016.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Terror Sweat posted:

so the key to victory is the state that neighbors the most states?

Missourimentum.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Neurolimal posted:

I only read these thread reactions, but if it made Joe feel the bern

joe is like bernies next door neighbor

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
*Hilary once more proves that she's a lovely candidate/I hope she does better in the general debating Trump

*Bernie once more reveals that he is indeed a comrade at heart and stands with the socialists of Cuba against the imperialists and the exiled counter-revolutionaries in Miami

Given how this election cycle is he probably just won Flordia

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

on the one hand i really appreciate bernie sanders taking such a strong and principled stand against capitalist hegemony and revitalizing the legacy of Dr King by continuing the struggle he championed before his untimely death



on the other hand,

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Venom Snake posted:

I don't know anybody that voted for [insert candidate here] how did they get elected??????

In the case of Hillary, she and her husband built a political machine appeasing special interest groups.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



i mean a lot of folks still think greater racial/gender/etc diversity at the very tippy top will help equity trickle down to the rest of us.

its totally wrong but is a popular notion

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
idk i think hil killed cuzzz she lied about his record and called him a red and that's very pragmatic and smart strat so def ez win imo

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
special interest groups other wise known as "minorities"

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here

Venom Snake posted:

I don't know anybody that voted for [insert candidate here] how did they get elected??????

Which of Hillary Clinton's policies keep you on the fence about her and Bernie. I'm literally curious and I ask with no judgement.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

Commie NedFlanders posted:

on the one hand i really appreciate bernie sanders taking such a strong and principled stand against capitalist hegemony and revitalizing the legacy of Dr King by continuing the struggle he championed before his untimely death

lmfao Bernie is more reminiscent of Che & Lenin, not loving MLK.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
See the best thing bernie could possibly do after he loses is campaign strongly for congressmen and senators to take up his mantle in congress given his enormous prestige with young people and get a tea party of the left going

But nah he's not gonna do that cuz that's too much to hope for

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

Joementum posted:

Missourimentum.

Actually a fairly good bellwether typically; other than when Obama lost it in '08 and still won, whoever wins Missouri has won the general for a long time, I think nearly a century iirc

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Immortan posted:

lmfao Bernie is more reminiscent of Che & Lenin, not loving MLK.

i always thought he was more of mao, myself

Tercio
Jan 30, 2003

Commie NedFlanders posted:

on the one hand i really appreciate bernie sanders taking such a strong and principled stand against capitalist hegemony and revitalizing the legacy of Dr King by continuing the struggle he championed before his untimely death



on the other hand,


come on bernie, wtf

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Che and Lenin would have considered Bernie to be a pawn of the bourgeoise. MLK was a social democrat.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

McGlockenshire posted:

If he's up against Trump he needs to be able to convince anti-Trump people on the right that he's safe to vote for.

If he's up against Cruz he needs to convince pro-Trump people that the few things he and Trump agree upon are worth giving him a vote even though he's a socialist boogieman.

You're right though, neither of those groups are grounded in reality, so who the gently caress knows. It's not as if he's gonna pull off getting the nomination anyway.

it's the economy stupid


even Republicans admit they like how honest Bernie is


if it comes down to a principled, dignified, well mannered old man telling the truth about the economy vs donald j trump's yuuge hands......well




Trump is a manifestation of all of the stupid right wing attacks for the past 2 decades, which have been crafted and created specifically to cripple the Clintons


if it's not clinton, but rather someone with none of her weaknesses, then the entire trump magic fades away

Heavy neutrino
Sep 16, 2007

You made a fine post for yourself. ...For a casualry, I suppose.
i don't know much about fracking but am i wrong to think that the locally un-opposed, ecologically harmless fracking that HRC would theoretically support is a metaphorical leprechaun

heres my conspiracy theory

HRC: you may only frack if you follow these guidelines, which ensure that no environmental harm occurs

*guidelines do not actually ensure that no environmental harm occurs*

*people get hosed but the fracking industry gets a nice return on investment*

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Venom Snake posted:

special interest groups other wise known as "minorities"

*Gives 100k to the Dolores Huerta foundation which employs her daughter*

*Helps black congressmen fund raise from lobbying groups*

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Commie NedFlanders posted:

on the other hand,


i hate that loving shirt so god drat much

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
Bernie is basically a D&D poster which is to say he's a 60s new left hippie who had a hardon for Socialism of USSR and Cuba and willing to excuse the fact that they were dictatorships cuz they were left-wing enough. And he never gave that up even though it's 2016.

So I guess it's more accurate D&D tries to emulate bernie

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Rexicon1 posted:

Which of Hillary Clinton's policies keep you on the fence about her and Bernie. I'm literally curious and I ask with no judgement.

I'm not on the fence, I voted for Bernie in the VA primary because I think the party should shift to the left. I just support Hillary because 1. She is right on some thing Obama has been wrong on and 2. Obama freely admits it. She isn't the perfect candidate, but that isn't going to stop me from doing my best to bring about a D win in November.

I think the issue here is I genuinely do not dislike hillary were as a very very large amount of people here do so when we talk about this poo poo were coming at it from vastly different angles.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Commie NedFlanders posted:

it's the economy stupid


even Republicans admit they like how honest Bernie is

that's because the republicans really wanna run vs bernie

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
Is there a video clip online of the bernie chant at the end of the debate?

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Shear Modulus posted:

i always thought he was more of mao, myself

Well, we know he's not Pol Pot because he said it was 2016, not Year Zero.

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