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david carmichael posted:would chael not still have fights left on his ufc contract I believe they cut all ties with him after that last drug test and subsequent retirement. He's eligible to return to fighting in June with a passed drug test I believe, same stipulation Wanderlei has
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Don't come back, Chael. Go have kids, laugh at the stupid amount of money you conned your way into.
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This Chris Harris vs. Julian Marquez fight from the Bellator prelims last week is a solid demonstration of two guys just punching each other in the face over and over, might be worth a look. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA9SE97KdQg
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coconono posted:Don't come back, Chael. Go have kids, laugh at the stupid amount of money you conned your way into. Chael has a hot wife and a newborn child and a decent job, he's good and if he wants to fight Conor McGregor at 185 I think he should.
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Mar 4, 2016 05:28
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does joe warren still take dozens of clean punches to the face in every fight?
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Foul Fowl posted:does joe warren still take dozens of clean punches to the face in every fight? Yes. The exception is when he gets knee barred, screeches like a pterodactyl, and then complains that he shouldn't have lost the fight just because he was wailing.
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LobsterMobster posted:Yes. The exception is when he gets knee barred, screeches like a pterodactyl, and then complains that he shouldn't have lost the fight just because he was wailing. If we're loose with our grammar and usage, he probably has the most accurate nickname of any fighter.
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CommonShore posted:If we're loose with our grammar and usage, he probably has the most accurate nickname of any fighter. He is a tiny Chael Sonnen without the self awareness. (Personality not fighting style)
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Mar 5, 2016 04:45
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Joe Warren just got loving wrecked
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Lol at Joe Warren not fighting a RNC at all then not tapping.
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The slam that preceded the finish was really beautiful, too. I hope somebody gif'd it (or webm'd it, or whatever format the kids are using these days).
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Kevin Randleman Tribute Night https://twitter.com/GrabakaHitman/status/705968008905232388
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Also https://twitter.com/GrabakaHitman/status/705964526051663872
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Meanwhile, on Titan FC, Tim Elliott continues to be a fuckin glorious weirdo https://twitter.com/LegKickTKO/status/705975531368484865 https://twitter.com/LegKickTKO/status/705977504683716608 https://twitter.com/LegKickTKO/status/705978640832536576
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Tim's the worst UFC cut I can think of. His fight with Papazian is one of my all time fvaourites
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Chael coming out of retirement for Wanderlei is probably the lowest possible risk fight Chael could take. Unless Chael somehow forgot his entire arsenal of wrestling ability, there's no way in hell he can't take Wanderlei down and hold him down for 5 or pound him out before.
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http://www.rizinff.com/card_rizin-1 ............................................... just fuckin kidding it's a tag team grappling match, wanderlei's partner tba 
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Triticum Guzzler posted:http://www.rizinff.com/card_rizin-1 Wait, is that really a thing? I assumed it was a joke that only the lowest of comedy promotions did. RIZIN is, of course, a high-quality comedy promotion.
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There was that Russian thing that ran 5v5 matches, and of course San Do Triple Fighting. There should be more multiman MMA.
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How long until someone comes up with some convoluted MMA Human Chess thing in which Pawns are only allowed to move forward, slip and 1-2, Rooks only allowed to use running power doubles, Knights to throw kicks, Bishops to throw elbows and running knees, and the Queen to do anything, while the King is a 40 year old broken-down fighter with no knees and a glass jaw?
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It still looks like UR Fight is going to happen But I'm afraid that Ken Shamrock has pulled out against Dan Severn. And is being replaced by Tank Abbott.
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ayn rand hand job posted:It still looks like UR Fight is going to happen I hope Severn uses "Fat Bottomed Girls" as his walkout music.
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Wise Learned Man posted:The slam that preceded the finish was really beautiful, too. I hope somebody gif'd it (or webm'd it, or whatever format the kids are using these days). http://gfycat.com/InfatuatedUnsungDwarfmongoose Joe Warren's strategy for defending submissions is still apparently to just pretend they don't exist.
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when someone tries to submit joe warren an angel that looks like joe warren appears on his shoulder and starts yelling about how great joe warren is, then a devil that looks like joe warren appears on the other and starts yelling about how great joe warren is. then he falls unconscious
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colonel_korn posted:http://gfycat.com/InfatuatedUnsungDwarfmongoose tbf if I just ate a huge suplex, thinking things out would be after making sure I can feel all my limbs and move them.
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Triticum Guzzler posted:http://www.rizinff.com/card_rizin-1 Jesus christ don't give me a loving heart attack like that
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Triticum Guzzler posted:when someone tries to submit joe warren an angel that looks like joe warren appears on his shoulder and starts yelling about how great joe warren is, then a devil that looks like joe warren appears on the other and starts yelling about how great joe warren is. then he falls unconscious lmao
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Wanderlei's mouth on his carboard standee looks like when they put a real moving mouth on a photo on TV shows
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UR Fight has a price: $11.99 on iPPV gently caress it, I'm in. Who's with me
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Yeah I'll probably pay that just to see whether the event is an elaborate trick
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Enjoy your $12 kitten cam stream. I know me and my friends will
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http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/3/8/11178304/wanderlei-silva-to-compete-under-mma-rules-for-rizin-ff-while-serving Wanderlei is going to fight this year despite his ban for Rizin, supposedly.
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Sadly the Arizona commission would not allow Roy Jones to fight a fan so he's boxing a Canadian Z-league MMA guy or something. Oh and JIM ROSS is doing commentary.
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Chris Leben wants you to buy his book or something to stop his heart disease or some bullshit. I don't know
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quote:Chris Leben is no longer coming out of retirement to fight for Bellator after doctors found a severe medical condition that left him with just 18 percent of normal blood flow to his heart.
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Dunc, your the closest thing to a doctor we have around here. How hosed is Leben?
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You think they did this check on Leben recently because of the Dada stuff or is that just normal protocol?
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KungFu Grip posted:You think they did this check on Leben recently because of the Dada stuff or is that just normal protocol? iirc he's 35 now, and 35-and-up have to go through extra physicals to get licensed in a lot of places, including NJ and Nevada.
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fatherdog posted:iirc he's 35 now, and 35-and-up have to go through extra physicals to get licensed in a lot of places, including NJ and Nevada. thank loving god
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Captain Log posted:Dunc, your the closest thing to a doctor we have around here. How hosed is Leben? i only did a little bit of cardiology for a couple of years, enough to learn that the guy doing my last ecg didn't know what he was doing, how it worked, or how to read it. lvh can regress with long term blood pressure medications, but the people they study are usually old people with blood pressure problems, i don't know if the same treatment or mechanisms are even applicable if it's caused by steroids
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