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born on a buy you
Aug 14, 2005

Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All
can we get a probe for this blatant violation of rule 36?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Stux
Nov 17, 2006

another confirmation that my old iphone 5 runs just as fast if not faster than when i got it on ios 9. have u tried restoring your phone?

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy
i like apple as much as the next fanboy but only the 5s and up are fast and the 5 and below are slow and annoying to use

Penguissimo
Apr 7, 2007

velocity while rubbing it on your penis doesnt count

grats on building up your guns though

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Perplx posted:

i like apple as much as the next fanboy but only the 5s and up are fast and the 5 and below are slow and annoying to use

i have one still for work stuff and while it's obviously slower than new models it's no slower than the day i got it. i use it alongside my 6 with no problems. have you tried restoring the phone?

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
confirming that my 4s with ios 5 is as fast, functional and overall superior as when i bought it

i feel real bad for folks that got suckered into installing ios 6 or later

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

Amethyst posted:

also the notion that you can stay on ios7 and it's fine and it's the consumers fault is stupid because apple don't push security updates for ios7.

the fact that mobile hardware becomes obsolete within 3 years is the norm is just lovely

uhh dude your carrier will give you an upgrade every 2 years

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Amethyst posted:

there should be laws that companies need to keep released devices secure for at least 10 years

this will happen when tech stabilizes

until then, enjoy the bleeding edge

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
folks getting stymied real bad in this thread

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
theres an event on the 21st where they'll unveil a new iphone se with integrated lanyard loop

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

https://twitter.com/lenovo/status/707932782094360576

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

cool tweet care to provide some context?

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

posting to say I upgraded my iPad Air from iOS 8.4 to 9.x and now it randomly crashes safari all the loving time. it's cool though because now I just assume all iOS devices will go to poo poo every 2 years as Apple pushes out game changing mission critical updates like "little videos playing in the corner" and sideloading apps so I can watch porn while texting my grandma or whatever stupid thing Apple thinks people are gonna start doing on a device only 3 years old

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

I am mad as HECK about my novelty consumer electronics :argh:

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

have you tried restoring it?

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

you should try restoring it. it only takes like 20 minutes

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
hey guys just catching up on the thread, have you tried restoring it? it usually fixes the problems and only takes a few minutes.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
have you tried restoring? rumor has it that it might fix it

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



my ipad air works great on 9.2.1, op

Mapparu
Sep 22, 2013


that's loving wicked

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


why the gently caress would you email the ceo of a company with a retarded tech support question and document the process

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Marzzle posted:

posting to say I upgraded my iPad Air from iOS 8.4 to 9.x and now it randomly crashes safari all the loving time. it's cool though because now I just assume all iOS devices will go to poo poo every 2 years as Apple pushes out game changing mission critical updates like "little videos playing in the corner" and sideloading apps so I can watch porn while texting my grandma or whatever stupid thing Apple thinks people are gonna start doing on a device only 3 years old

ios has gotten worse and worse with each release since 6

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

actually ios is good!

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
lol no. ios is total trash.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
ios: probably shittier than winpho, but at least it has apps

Emptyquoter
Feb 26, 2014

infernal machines posted:

ios: probably shittier than winpho, but at least it has apps

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
winpho is way way waaay worse

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
winphone is a way better os.

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Shaggar posted:

winphone is a way better os.

it's actually not

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

segoe is ugly and live tiles are stupid as hell

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Beeftweeter posted:

it's actually not

yeah it is. ios isn't even usable.


THC posted:

segoe is ugly and live tiles are stupid as hell


live tiles rule

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

I like iOS because it's good!

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

Blue Train posted:

why the gently caress would you email the ceo of a company with a retarded tech support question and document the process

Steve used to encourage people to email him and he would forward ones that he deemed a problem to the appropriate department and it was like getting the kiss of death from a mob boss

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

stebe is dead

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
ios is loving dumpster trash lmfao

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
ruin some employee's day by bitching to jeffb@amazon.com

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

why the gently caress is craig spying on tims private emails. it wasnt forwarded or anything. does he know tims password

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
um this is actually a huge conspiracy? i bet he bought out apples head cj with some prototype

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

zen death robot posted:

just when I think I've read the dumbest possible posts of the day there's always someone out there to prove me wrong

liar

you've been reading the democratic primary thread today

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