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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
political reporters are scum

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The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
I'm afraid Test Mode means that it doesn't get sent to the shipping people. But I ordered my guac bowl and this

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



You are all missing out on the real treasure: a JEB snapback

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

So now she wants to have sex with him?!

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




The X-man cometh posted:

I'm afraid Test Mode means that it doesn't get sent to the shipping people. But I ordered my guac bowl and this



That's not real... is it?

glad to know that JEB! is catering to the 2030s hipsters tho.

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009

Mr. Flunchy posted:

That's not real... is it?

glad to know that JEB! is catering to the 2030s hipsters tho.

https://jeb2016.com/shop/clothing/vintage-tank/?lang=en

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Baloogan posted:

political reporters are scum

saying anyone "roughed up an innocent journalist" is beginning from the fallacy that journalists do not deserve to be attacked and treated like cattle

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
if the pen is mightier than the sword then its perfectly reasonable to hit reporter scum in self defense

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

The X-man cometh posted:

I'm afraid Test Mode means that it doesn't get sent to the shipping people.

Probably. But it costs nothing to try, and hope springs eternal in the hearts of men...


Does this make Jeb! a foolish guac bowl philanthropist?

Edit: how much would it cost to buy one of everything? I can't get on the store.

William Bear fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Mar 11, 2016

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Combed Thunderclap posted:

You are all missing out on the real treasure: a JEB snapback



gently caress I actually do want that. That and a make america great again snapback whenever this loving nightmare ends.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Calling Virgin Islands for Trump:

https://twitter.com/dennislennox/status/708096012527783937

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

The X-man cometh posted:

I'm afraid Test Mode means that it doesn't get sent to the shipping people. But I ordered my guac bowl and this



It gives you a receipt with an order # :ssh:

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/dandrezner/status/708097561069019138

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
I just want to go back to the Guaca Bowle yet again, for all the money the Jeb! campaign pissed away could they not have at least had Jeb! molded into the side of the bowl instead of marking up a bowl you could get on Amazon by $70?

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007


Ted Cruz is Zodiac, and he is looking for his next victim

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Three Olives posted:

I just want to go back to the Guaca Bowle yet again, for all the money the Jeb! campaign pissed away could they not have at least had Jeb! molded into the side of the bowl instead of marking up a bowl you could get on Amazon by $70?

I made the same criticism a few months back but I guess it does actually have Jeb! molded into it, that just wasn't clear from the picture on the website. I do wish they had a real basalt one though, I have no desire for a plastic guac bowl but I do want some Jeb! swag.

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

So Marco Rubio is dead last in Virgin Islands, behind Uncommitted.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Dear GOP donors,

I will run for President. I pinky swear I'll cut taxes. Please give me money. Thanks.

https://twitter.com/politico/status/708099389617795073

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Why?!

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Joementum posted:

Dear GOP donors,

I will run for President. I pinky swear I'll cut taxes. Please give me money. Thanks.

https://twitter.com/politico/status/708099389617795073

Really? Hahahahaha.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Joementum posted:

Dear GOP donors,

I will run for President. I pinky swear I'll cut taxes. Please give me money. Thanks.

https://twitter.com/politico/status/708099389617795073

She's doing far more important work serving on the college football playoff committee.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Joementum posted:

Dear GOP donors,

I will run for President. I pinky swear I'll cut taxes. Please give me money. Thanks.

https://twitter.com/politico/status/708099389617795073

lmfao no way

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

"i know what'll stop the racist xenophobe, a black woman"

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

at this point I wouldn't be surprised to see a craigslist ad searching for a presidential candidate

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

#NeverTrump

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



Joementum posted:

Dear GOP donors,

I will run for President. I pinky swear I'll cut taxes. Please give me money. Thanks.

https://twitter.com/politico/status/708099389617795073

Holy poo poo they're doing the kind of vetting, polling, and ballot access discussions that normally happen a year in advance :psypop:

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

uncurable mlady posted:

"i know what'll stop the racist xenophobe, a black woman"

Trump should make her VP. She can be his Robin Quivers.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

at this point I wouldn't be surprised to see a craigslist ad searching for a presidential candidate

As I said in my post, I'd be happy to serve. Please deliver bundles of cash to my address and I'll tour the country talking about the crucial need for cuts to entitlement programs and budget discipline. These will be the solutions that improve the lives of average Americans, I will say.

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005
Jeb's website... is a mess

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Agronox posted:

Jeb's website... is a mess

Sad!

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...
Jeb! update: I got my cart with my stuff but when I click Place Order it does nothing and I don't have anywhere to put in my CC info so I don't think it's working no more.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
remember that time cover where we're all person of the year? we can all be the #nevertrump

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006


TrusTED becomes BusTED so easily.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:lol:

https://twitter.com/cabot_phillips/status/708101227712741376

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/GovGaryJohnson/status/708028272802541570

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe
For anyone who hasn't heard, see those two Uncommited VI delegate candidates the Yobs? It's a husband and wife pair from Michigan. Yob is a GOP strategist from Michigan who worked for Rand Paul, wrote a book on contested conventions, and moved to the USVI so he and his wife could run to be Uncommitted delegates at the convention. So far it looks like they're both in the top 6 and if these results hold they'll be going to Cleveland.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Joementum posted:

As I said in my post, I'd be happy to serve. Please deliver bundles of cash to my address and I'll tour the country talking about the crucial need for cuts to entitlement programs and budget discipline. These will be the solutions that improve the lives of average Americans, I will say.

Don't even bother with this low-energy loser. I will ensure that we will win again. I'm so good at this that I don't even need your money, but you can maybe give me a few million if you feel like it anyway. I promise I will definitely make America great again, and I certainly won't do anything crazy like endorse Bernie Sanders in the general election.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/FiveThirtyEight/status/708103036648955904

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Zoran posted:

Don't even bother with this low-energy loser. I will ensure that we will win again. I'm so good at this that I don't even need your money, but you can maybe give me a few million if you feel like it anyway. I promise I will definitely make America great again, and I certainly won't do anything crazy like endorse Bernie Sanders in the general election.

Zoran, you can't bully your way to the White House. That's not going to happen. Republicans, please send me more money so I can fight back against this chaos candidate.

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SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
Summary of VI results:

https://twitter.com/kerpen/status/708098746526081024

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