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i got a cousin who got early outted from the af where he was a sensor operator on an ac130 then he went back to his parents house and started abusing pain killers again! but now hes allegedly clean and hes in school to become a vocational rehab specialist or something fruity like that
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my girlfriends cousin was a parachute rigger and then he got out and bummed around at his grandpas house. Stole a couple thousand from him, got kicked out and moved to Vegas. Apparently he just gambles all the time and lives in a poo poo area of Vegas. I kept telling her not to but she kept sending him a couple hundred dollars every month because he said he "was trying to get back on his feet". Dude has never bothered to try to get even disability from the VA for whatever reason even though he can. He just recently got beat the gently caress up and robbed of the money he had just won at a casino, along with his car. My girlfriend finally realized he'd been probably blowing the money she sent to him at the casinos. I kept loving telling her not to send him money, and secretly I could tell he was a piece of poo poo because he just loving mooches off his family and smoked weed and acted like he had PTSD or some bullshit when he never loving deployed. 
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Had two cousins join the army, then not last more than a year combined. Sisters one after the other. The first joined, got married to some loser from high school, went AWOL with some other guy, and got kicked out. This was after some other relative had told her that the army sucks, and maybe she wasn't really cut out for it. Her younger sister's story is a bit more ambiguous. She joined, then allegedly her boyfriend beat her up and pushed her down a flight of stairs. So that's supposedly why she got out. Then she went and had three kids right after each other. Because she didn't realize that antibiotics cancle ouy birth control, and just being dumb in general. Now years later she claimed her husband beat her up, but suspiciously she's the one who isn't allowed to have custody of the kids. I was always a bit suspicious of her reasons for not being on the army anymore, so it kind of seems like domestic abuse is her go-to excuse whenever she fucks up. Anyway the older one did some community college for a nursing thing and still hasn't graduated. She's a year or more older than me so at least 28. The younger one did some community college too. Seems like she has all the time in the world to study now that she isn't allowed to be a parent, but who knows? Personal preference is they stay down in Whitetrashistan where they belong.
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elite_garbage_man posted:I wish Newton's ghost would haunt the bitch that kept asking "why are we learning this? How is it even useful in real life?" in my calc 1 class I don't know where Analytic Geometry fits into this equation but gently caress that class. I had it in high school, had to be tutored by the teacher, and still barely passed with a C. I hate math.
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Mar 8, 2016 08:47
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Patrickjmt owns. I used his videos when in a few math courses.
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I don't think I've seen a person asleep in class since I got to school, it seems like everybody here is on a permanent stimulant bender. poo poo has changed since my initial poo poo at school.
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Mar 8, 2016 15:49
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Soulex posted:I don't know where Analytic Geometry fits into this equation but gently caress that class. I had it in high school, had to be tutored by the teacher, and still barely passed with a C. Oh you are gonna loving hate trig.
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Mar 8, 2016 15:56
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I hate these one class days. Lady I just want to come in, turn in my poo poo essay that you're just going to give me a B on no matter what and leave. Oh woops $6 all day parking!
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Mar 8, 2016 16:23
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:Oh you are gonna loving hate trig. Did that in High school too. I'm really hoping the math class I already did counts and transfers.
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Mar 8, 2016 16:24
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:Oh you are gonna loving hate trig. I had to work my way up through remedial math classes in night school and took Trig from some guy who made it pretty clear he had no idea what was going on. He couldn't solve problems on the board and usually lectured and gave examples direct from the text. Lecturing out of the text in a history class is one thing, but in a math class just lol Luckily, Trig is straightforward enough that I managed to get a C based on what I remembered from high school and because he let us have an index card for the exams, on which I basically wrote a microscopic encyclopedia of relations and identities I still need Calc II, but this math journey is gonna be over soon and man I am glad for it
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Mar 8, 2016 16:55
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Myself and some 17 year old mildly autistic kid hosed up Trig for the rest of our class in college by getting a 99% and a 103% respectivly as final grades, with a pain in the rear end professor who only grades on a curve. Rest of the class was under 72%
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Mar 8, 2016 17:23
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Learn pivot tables and making pretty charts. You will be cherished amongst the workplace as a wizard.
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holocaust bloopers posted:Learn pivot tables and making pretty charts. You will be cherished amongst the workplace as a wizard. I spent hours coding and writing a system in excel that would pull from multiple sheets and displayed all the stuff in a nice color coded percentage way to track the thousands of items that needed to be fixed for insurv. Last I heard some people are still using a variant of it. The guy that did the manual data entry and had nothing to do with the work I made got an award for it. Apparently if I had actually written myself up for one I would have got one too, but I just couldn't find it in me to write an award for myself.
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Mr. Nice! posted:I spent hours coding and writing a system in excel that would pull from multiple sheets and displayed all the stuff in a nice color coded percentage way to track the thousands of items that needed to be fixed for insurv. Last I heard some people are still using a variant of it. The guy that did the manual data entry and had nothing to do with the work I made got an award for it. At the Naval Hospital I was at before I got out they had a commander *printing* out data from CHCS (which looks like MSDOS but is programmed in an arcane proprietary language that prevents it from interacting with any modern computing in any way) and manually entering it back into excel. It took him like 4 hours a day. I figured out how to make Excel auto-input and format the data, but I trashed it and never told anybody about it until I got out because the command was trying to justify not hiring a data analyst and I figured my small contribution to improving one dude's life would significantly negatively impact too much poo poo down the road. Sorry, not sorry. LOL if you're still in. Also the command put out that graphs submitted to the executive steering committee should have trend lines on them so they could see which direction things were headed, which lead to trend lines with r-squared values of like .2 being used to determine GOOD OR BAD. The guy who I worked for in the business office was a super smart dude with a dual MBA/MPH from an Ivy with a specialty in humanitarian aid logistics who was told he would be planning humanitarian aid missions and whatnot, then got stuck as a hospital admin divo in a podunk MTF in the middle of the desert. He was so jaded we would just sit there and laugh about how poorly the triad understood statistics.
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Mar 8, 2016 19:30
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The US Military: r^2 of .2 or less
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Mar 8, 2016 19:53
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*soul-aching sound of a slowly growing crack in my confidence at studying creative writing*
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Mar 8, 2016 21:13
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Keep doing you, pal.
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Mar 8, 2016 21:27
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broke my 4-exam fail streak in Gen Chem tonight with a 76 maybe I won't have to drop out to drink 40's under a bridge after all
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I forgot that spring break was a thing, as if the real world takes a one week break in the middle of loving March. Just keep that poo poo rolling and give me an extra week between finals and the summer term, JFC.
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Mar 9, 2016 05:19
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psydude posted:I forgot that spring break was a thing, as if the real world takes a one week break in the middle of loving March. Just keep that poo poo rolling and give me an extra week between finals and the summer term, JFC. Another week of no pay? gently caress that.
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Mar 9, 2016 05:38
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I'm happy for the break. I'm maybe getting 4-5 weeks off between now and December. Of course I'm working 2 days, and spending 3 days working on my research project. So it's not like I'm off having a fun old time. I've got to have a vacation once I graduate. Gotta find someone who isn't a broke un-adventurous piece of poo poo.
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Mar 9, 2016 05:52
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DownByTheWooter posted:broke my 4-exam fail streak in Gen Chem tonight with a 76 The GI bill will pay for tutoring if you get a form from the Veterans affairs office. 100$/month up to 1000 total. I know there are tutoring services at CU that guarantee a B in the class or your money back or something so it might be win/win
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Also don't feel bad, Gen Chem is really really loving hard. I've now done all the pre-med curriculum, plus immunobiology, biochemistry, microbiology, genetics and advanced cell bio/biochem and my gen chem class dunked on me the hardest out of any of that list of pain. poo poo's hard, yo. After my gen chem II final I seriously considered dropping off the pre-med track and going to nursing school.
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psydude posted:I forgot that spring break was a thing, as if the real world takes a one week break in the middle of loving March. Just keep that poo poo rolling and give me an extra week between finals and the summer term, JFC. The weather in the northeast might as well have been spring break. Coworker and I bolted Tuesday afternoon to go golfing and it was gloooooooorious. Oh and its March 10th. *plays Benny Hill theme*
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Mar 11, 2016 00:43
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Holy gently caress it got warm out this week and campus is a great place to be
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Mar 11, 2016 00:55
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So many butts.
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Mar 11, 2016 01:49
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Talk about butts all you guys want I'm lusting after girls in those really loose tank top looking things where you can see ample sideboob and sidebra.
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Mar 11, 2016 02:05
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Grem posted:Talk about butts all you guys want I'm lusting after girls in those really loose tank top looking things where you can see ample sideboob and sidebra. Why can't we have both
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Mar 11, 2016 02:07
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sidebra gets me rockhard. that supportive fabric
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Mar 11, 2016 03:31
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They're both great. Butts in tight pants and leggings just happen to be more common this time of year.
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Mar 11, 2016 04:59
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Grem posted:Talk about butts all you guys want I'm lusting after girls in those really loose tank top looking things where you can see ample sideboob and sidebra. gonna be funny when one of your students sneaks a peek at your posts and then i get to read about you in the news
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Mar 11, 2016 06:10
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Grem posted:Talk about butts all you guys want I'm lusting after girls in those really loose tank top looking things where you can see ample sideboob and sidebra. Aren't you a school teacher? 
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Mar 11, 2016 06:30
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Aren't you a school teacher? What the gently caress
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Mar 11, 2016 06:57
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Just student teaching so far. So I still do college, weirdos.
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Grem posted:Just student teaching so far. So I still do college, weirdos. lol
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The Horny TA
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Mar 11, 2016 12:40
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Larry Parrish posted:The Horny TA That's all TAs
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this ta craves t&a
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:this ta craves t&a
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writing perhaps the worst paper of my academic career. In the absence of substance I've taken to sprinkling it with social justice language. Results to follow
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