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ConservativePundit is a parody account and posters in this thread are reading it every day as sincere. That's what's happening, right? I'm not crazy?
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"If elected, I will ensure that the rights of the faithful in this country are protected against encroachment. The right to worship. To worship. To give thanks to the Nazarene. Nazarene! You who went up to die on Golgotha in weakness and ignominy! You who were offered the world and all its kingdoms and turned your back! Fool! Hapless pawn of the Father! May your mouth be sealed with tar, little rabbi! A new covenant is come!" - Ted Cruz, speaking to the Values Voters Conference in Colorado Springs, April 2016
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Mar 11, 2016 18:38
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lol the gop rn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Io0OQ2zPS4
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Mar 11, 2016 18:40
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 http://votetrumpgetdumped.com/ quote:An Ohio married couple with two young daughters has launched a movement called “Vote Trump Get Dumped,” which calls on people to refuse to have sex with Donald’s supporters. “I don’t want a sexist, racist, war-crime-threatening man leading my country,” wife, mother, and Vote Trump Get Dumped co-founder Chandler Smith told National Review Online on Wednesday. “If Donald objectifies women, he’s objectifying 50.8 percent of America and that’s not cool.”
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Mar 11, 2016 18:41
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:If you vote for Trump or Clinton you will pay an eternal price. In which he stands in front of a huge inscription of "We are not the makers of history, we are made by history" and exhorts the people that it's critical that they make history, because THIS election is super-important, it's the most critical election of our time, I know we say that literally every single election but this time's for sure!
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Mar 11, 2016 18:42
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first hand experience here that you do in fact get laid after voting trump
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Mar 11, 2016 18:43
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The Bunk posted:Haha, that last guy's hoodie I need this shirt
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Mar 11, 2016 18:43
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This assumes most Trump supporters are sex havers, which they are not.
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Mar 11, 2016 18:43
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paranoid randroid posted:"If elected, I will ensure that the rights of the faithful in this country are protected against encroachment. The right to worship. To worship. To give thanks to the Nazarene. Nazarene! You who went up to die on Golgotha in weakness and ignominy! You who were offered the world and all its kingdoms and turned your back! Fool! Hapless pawn of the Father! May your mouth be sealed with tar, little rabbi! A new covenant is come!" - Ted Cruz, speaking to the Values Voters Conference in Colorado Springs, April 2016 The ultimate in accelerationism: electing the anti-christ to bring about the kingdom of heaven on earth.
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Mar 11, 2016 18:44
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That guy looks exactly like the villain in Deadpool who talks Wade Wilson into getting mutated and keeps getting called a pedo.
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Mar 11, 2016 18:44
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How is it that just about every day something insane happens in the GOP ranks. HOW
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Mar 11, 2016 18:45
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Someone remembers Lysistrata
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Mar 11, 2016 18:45
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Piquai Souban posted:Trump would never nominate someone who wasn't strongly anti-vaccinations to surgeon general given that it's probably one of his strongest and longest held major positions, but Carson would probably compromise on that given the right deal. In a surprise twist his anti vac positions flip CA in the general you heard it hear first.
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Mar 11, 2016 18:45
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Louisgod posted:How is it that just about every day something insane happens in the GOP ranks. HOW I personally can't wait to see what the future holds post-election
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Mar 11, 2016 18:46
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blue squares posted:Someone remembers Lysistrata Either that or they caught Chi-Raq on Amazon.
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Mar 11, 2016 18:46
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VOTE RUBIO GET BOOTYHOLE
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Mar 11, 2016 18:47
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Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:first hand experience here that you do in fact get laid after voting trump Someone is doing the raping
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Mar 11, 2016 18:48
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If you support anyone besides Trump feel free to do whatever with our daughters
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Mar 11, 2016 18:48
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Majorian posted:This assumes most Trump supporters are sex havers, which they are not. You're confusing trump supporters and berniebros again, majy.
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Mar 11, 2016 18:49
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Subvisual Haze posted:If you support anyone besides Trump feel free to do whatever with our daughters Just don't look back as you flee
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Mar 11, 2016 18:50
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In the realm of sex acts, what would giving someone a Ted Cruz mean
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Mar 11, 2016 18:50
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TROIKA CURES GREEK posted:You're confusing trump supporters and berniebros again, majy. Nah, I'm happily married, in no small part because I don't support misogyny.  whydirt posted:Someone is doing the raping 
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Mar 11, 2016 18:50
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#VoteKasichGetLaidBitch
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Mar 11, 2016 18:51
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:In the realm of sex acts, what would giving someone a Ted Cruz mean Got to be another name for bukkake. Since it makes your face pasty and slimey.
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Mar 11, 2016 18:51
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rand paul had the cutest girls imo. jeb was a close second
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Mar 11, 2016 18:52
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:In the realm of sex acts, what would giving someone a Ted Cruz mean Tonsilith-play
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Mar 11, 2016 18:53
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As Trump supporter and yoooge misogynist, I get laid way, way more than Majorian.
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Mar 11, 2016 18:54
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:In the realm of sex acts, what would giving someone a Ted Cruz mean loving them with a live rat
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Mar 11, 2016 18:55
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Mar 11, 2016 18:55
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All the hot young guys and gals are bernie supporters this is a statistical fact. Who the gently caress wants to have sex with a crusty old Trump or hillary supporter lol.
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Mar 11, 2016 18:55
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#VoteTedGetHead
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Mar 11, 2016 18:56
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Childless single men who masturbate to anime!
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Mar 11, 2016 18:56
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Mister Fister posted:All the hot young guys and gals are bernie supporters this is a statistical fact. Who the gently caress wants to have sex with a crusty old Trump or hillary supporter lol. are you sure, see how hosed up Bernie supports look https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCjC9BjPgoc woww
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Mar 11, 2016 18:57
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Mister Fister posted:All the hot young guys and gals are bernie supporters this is a statistical fact. Who the gently caress wants to have sex with a crusty old Trump or hillary supporter lol. never forget jewish venezuelan wet t-shirt trump supporter
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Mar 11, 2016 18:57
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Mister Fister posted:All the hot young guys and gals are bernie supporters this is a statistical fact. Who the gently caress wants to have sex with a crusty old Trump or hillary supporter lol. 
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Mar 11, 2016 18:57
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Maoist Pussy posted:#VoteTedGetHead on a pike, outside a burning city
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Mar 11, 2016 18:59
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Mister Fister posted:All the hot young guys and gals are bernie supporters this is a statistical fact. Who the gently caress wants to have sex with a crusty old Trump or hillary supporter lol. 
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Mar 11, 2016 19:01
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Maoist Pussy posted:#VoteTedGetHead 
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Mar 11, 2016 19:02
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:In the realm of sex acts, what would giving someone a Ted Cruz mean The most boring missionary you could possibly imagine. Except you lean in for a kiss and she gives you a tonsil stone. You lovingly reach out and accept the tonsil stone into your own mouth, as Ted accepts Jesus into his heart. You make a face like  as you continue.As you finish, you softly whisper, "  "
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Majorian posted:Nah, I'm happily married, in no small part because I don't support misogyny. Yeah because as we know only left-wing feminist men ever get laid, and as a result 95% of men are virgins  .
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