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china bot posted:how much cat poo poo does it take to abort a baby Couldn't tell you when it started working, but once we got to the critical mass, there's no denying that it was effective.
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DicktheCat posted:Are you really? Do you have an ask/tell thread? That actually sounds like it would be interesting. Yeah, what's it like? What kind of education do you have? Do you drive the same route home each night? What's security like at your facility?
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DicktheCat posted:Are you really? Do you have an ask/tell thread? That actually sounds like it would be interesting. Krispy Kareem posted:Yeah, what's it like? What kind of education do you have? Do you drive the same route home each night? What's security like at your facility? Don't know if you're seriously asking this, but no, I was making fun of that politician's misspelling of "abortion" into "abotion" which sounds like a racial slur about aboriginals. china bot posted:how much cat poo poo does it take to abort a baby Source: Professional cat abotionist!
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Idiot Kicker posted:I lifted this from a giant rambling paragraph. I mean, I guess it avoids the "Oh, so you're hooked on 'workohol'?" trap, but at the same time also just implies that they get drunk at work a lot. I like it, is what I'm trying to say.
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Slutty iPad covers are the best. And screen protectors are transparent so....
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What could have been a sweet stdh.txt about a father telling his child it's important to wear a helmet when riding a bike, instead veered into...that.
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Facebook comments are nuts https://m.facebook.com/secretkeepergirl/photos/a.378758122475.160354.86284842475/10153497866577476/?type=3&theater quote:Now, to avoid a flame war against a father's two cents, I'm just giving a male perspective. As a father of two young ladies, now 14 and 18, I have always given them (age appropriately) the male viewpoint on girls and women. While I understand, "If you got it, flaunt it" and some do, without going overboard - men view certain behaviors as a green light, of sorts. Whether or not it is fair, when boys see a girl that smokes or applies makeup heavily, they read "She will!" Perception is, unfortunately the concern. While I DO NOT subscribe to the view that any woman should be treated based on someone else's perception, the fact is, men are visual and respond to visual clues. I just feel that way girls and young ladies should know how boys view things, in general. I'll stop with a quote I have at my house - "We need to teach our daughters and granddaughters to distinguish between a man who flatters her and a man who compliments her, a man who spends money on her and a man who invests in her, a man who views her as property and a man who views her properly, a man who lusts after her and a man who loves her, a man who believes he is God's gift to women and a man who remembers that a woman was God's gift to man." God Bless all our daughters!!,
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FrensaGeran posted:What could have been a sweet stdh.txt about a father telling his child it's important to wear a helmet when riding a bike, instead veered into...that. But the father never wore a helmet when he was a kid and turned out alive so there is no need for one.
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Mar 11, 2016 23:13
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Facebook comments are nuts Holy poo poo.
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Yeah, I really hate it when the lustful gazes of men leave visible scratches on my skin that make it incapable of properly sensing touch.
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for the record I really liked the LoB title. 
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Women are objects, whom only have value in their bodies. Thanks for the lesson parents/grandparents.
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Idiot Kicker posted:a work alcoholic, you guys As a professional musician, I think this term accurately describes me.
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Man I thought this was going to be about using a condom and safe sex til about 2/3s the way down. 
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Dreddout posted:Don't know if you're seriously asking this, but no, I was making fun of that politician's misspelling of "abortion" into "abotion" which sounds like a racial slur about aboriginals. This thread has broken me, I entirely skimmed over the misspellings because they're par for the course in iosm. It didn't even register as a joke!  I actually do think an ask/tell about someone working at an abortion clinic would be interesting, though. They must have to deal with tons of poo poo, especially in the south. I know my family wouldn't be cool if I worked at one.
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DicktheCat posted:This thread has broken me, I entirely skimmed over the misspellings because they're par for the course in iosm. It didn't even register as a joke! Well I can't help your shaky grip on reality, but their is and ask/tell from a poster who works as an abortion clinic escort! Here you go. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3751956 It's pretty interesting, and there is an amazing amount of poo poo he has to put up with!
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Protesters just shut down a Trump rally in Chicago. I'm expecting some juicy takes for this thread.
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Christmas Present posted:Yeah; Trump is Ronald McDonald, Drumpf is the schlub who puts on the clown makeup everyday to shill garbage
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Skaw posted:Women are objects, whom only have value in their bodies. Thanks for the lesson parents/grandparents. Someday we might be viewed as human beings and not commodities, but that day is not today.
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BumikiIsFreaky posted:But the father never wore a helmet when he was a kid and turned out alive so there is no need for one. She has a brand new iPad clearly she doesn't ride bikes and play outside. Why, when i was a kid my curfew was when the streetlights came on! We used to drink from the garden house! Seatbelts, spanking, ADHD medication.
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  That's a lot of words for a silly, light-hearted story
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Je suis fatigue posted:She has a brand new iPad clearly she doesn't ride bikes and play outside. Why, when i was a kid my curfew was when the streetlights came on! We used to drink from the garden house! Seatbelts, spanking, ADHD medication. so you wore seatbelts, kids got spanked, and ADHD kids got meds? I'm getting mixed signals here
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TheDon01 posted:Man I thought this was going to be about using a condom and safe sex til about 2/3s the way down. I thought it was going to be a lovely comparison to Obamacare.
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Butt Detective posted:
Why do so many people hate fun things? He must have the shittiest life, and hopefully no actual friends because he would ruin everything for everyone all the time. Fun is a good thing to have. That stupid-rear end post inspired me to post a fun picture of my angry cat. I regret nothing because fun is good and worth sharing with the world.  gently caress fun-haters.
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Comments sections are fair game, aren't they?
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:Comments sections are fair game, aren't they? Crying furry dot jpeg
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Picnic Princess posted:Why do so many people hate fun things? He must have the shittiest life, and hopefully no actual friends because he would ruin everything for everyone all the time. Because they have to prove how mature and adult they are and only literal children enjoy anything but serious business.
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:Comments sections are fair game, aren't they? Trump would've cheered the British and would tell the super callous fragile mystic hexed by halitosis to get back to his own country.
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:Comments sections are fair game, aren't they? Buttcoiners like to trot out the same quote whenever they get laughed out of whatever discussion they just tried to shoehorn buttcoin into for the sixth time. They don't realise, like Xeno didn't, that each stage takes a finite amount of time, and that for buttcoin, the "then they laugh at you" stage is endless.
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Weatherman posted:Buttcoiners like to trot out the same quote whenever they get laughed out of whatever discussion they just tried to shoehorn buttcoin into for the sixth time. They don't realise, like Xeno didn't, that each stage takes a finite amount of time, and that for buttcoin, the "then they laugh at you" stage is endless. They also fail to realize that that quote refers pretty specifically to passive resistance against tyranny and does not apply to being a colossal dumbass. Nobody is really oppressing ButtCoiners in any way, shape, or form. We're all just pointing and laughing because they're proud of their rampant idiocy.
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The kicker is that it's not even a Gandhi quote. It's from a speech by a trade unionist in the 1910s. The closest Gandhi ever got was: quote:[...] the movement is likely to grow with ridicule as it is certain to flourish on repression. No vital movement can be killed except by the impatience, ignorance or laziness of its authors. A movement cannot be 'insane' that is conducted by men of action as I claim the members of the Non-co-operation Committee are. … Ridicule is like repression. Both give place to respect when they fail to produce the intended effect. … It will be admitted that non-co-operation has passed the stage [of] ridicule. Whether it will now be met by repression or respect remains to be seen. … But the testing time has now arrived. In a civilized country when ridicule fails to kill a movement it begins to command respect.
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RagnarokAngel posted:Because they have to prove how mature and adult they are and only literal children enjoy anything but serious business. Not being able to understand why human beings enjoy these types of stories and images also don't speak very well for their intelligence, unless they're autistic or have a similar condition. It's the funny story rant version of those weirdos who hold up Queen as some pinnacle of song writing/crafting/independence against types of music that are just supposed to be fun. Not only do they have no idea what they're talking about in the first place but they're angry at a thing for no reason other than to be mad at it
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More 'brown people are scary' bullshit. Unsurprisingly the few of these I checked did... not check out, unless you have the reading comprehension of a five year old.
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subpar anachronism posted:More 'brown people are scary' bullshit. Unsurprisingly the few of these I checked did... not check out, unless you have the reading comprehension of a five year old. It'd be so ridiculously easy to make a list like that for the Bible without even having to exaggerate
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FrensaGeran posted:What could have been a sweet stdh.txt about a father telling his child it's important to wear a helmet when riding a bike, instead veered into...that.
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