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computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Korean Boomhauer posted:

esports will never take off because of how inherently lovely the community is. donald sterling had secret recordings come out of him being racist and it made national headlines. tobi is outwardly racist on every platform ever even while casting and nobody stirs up anything about it. makes u think.

yeah, if sports fans were ever racist no one would tolerate that at all

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
*throws bananas onto field at black soccer player*


e: lol i tried to google that and yep it's not like that was an isolated incident or anything at all

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

Korean Boomhauer posted:

esports will never take off because of how inherently lovely the community is. donald sterling had secret recordings come out of him being racist and it made national headlines. tobi is outwardly racist on every platform ever even while casting and nobody stirs up anything about it. makes u think.

yeah, pretty much. even at the event i was at last week they threw out like half a dozen people. young men are shitheads

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010
kill all young men

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
esports team name ideas
the Philadelphia faggots
the San Francisco feminazis
the twin cities double n

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Al! posted:

the San Francisco fairies

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

the pittsburgh spergers

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Al! posted:

esports team name ideas
the Philadelphia faggots
the San Francisco feminazis
the twin cities double n

The San Jose SJWs

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
i was more or less just trying to stir the pot. the last event i went to everyone was super friendly and me and the bf had a real good time watching digital sports

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

The Golden State Gamer Gaters

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge

Citizen Tayne posted:

The San Jose SJWs
just call it san jose warriors and use a [SJW] gamertag

e: didn't know about the wrod filter. leaving it because robocop is good

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
the word filters are getting out of hand you neoliberals

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge

Al! posted:

the word filters are getting out of hand you neoliberals
come on down to the photobarn

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Nobody has played with the minigun today

So, I took matters into my own hands to become the daily champion:

:smug:




You can use hints, but doing so forfeits the precision and discipline bonuses while also slapping an extra 30 seconds on your timer.

But nothing prohibits you from using as many hints as you desire.

And as long as you are technically the highest scorer, you get the champion achievement.

Now then, what horrible paint job do I give it?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

EorayMel posted:

Nobody has played with the minigun today

So, I took matters into my own hands to become the daily champion:

:smug:




You can use hints, but doing so forfeits the precision and discipline bonuses while also slapping an extra 30 seconds on your timer.

But nothing prohibits you from using as many hints as you desire.

And as long as you are technically the highest scorer, you get the champion achievement.

Now then, what horrible paint job do I give it?

who cares

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
I actually enjoy his dumb gun spergy game updates

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
ok asking for a horrible colorscheme is p alright

my bad

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
I got an idea: Tony the Tiger

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

ok asking for a horrible colorscheme is p alright

my bad

It's all good, though last update i'll probably make about world of guns is when I become champion enough times so I can play with a 717 piece Russian tank. Everything kinda morphs into a gray samey blob after you remove your 50th hammer pin+hammer assembly.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Kinda want to buy Hitman. I didn't like Absolution much, but Blood Money was awesome.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
According to Steam reviews it runs like poo poo even on premium hardware, I'm waiting for a patch or reports that it's fine from real people not whiny folks on Steam.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



my 60fps

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
I had no idea it was out already, just kind of plopped out there huh

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

ScrubLeague posted:

According to Steam reviews it runs like poo poo even on premium hardware, I'm waiting for a patch or reports that it's fine from real people not whiny folks on Steam.

buy it on ps4 and not have to worry about it hth

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Citizen Tayne posted:

The loading screen should shout "ARRREEE YOUUUUU READDYYYYY!"

that would pretty cool imo

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

i just punched myself in the chin with my erection

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

is the release model for Hitman still dumb

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER
esports would own if it was nothing but joust and robotron 2084 tournaments

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Citizen Tayne posted:

Kinda want to buy Hitman. I didn't like Absolution much, but Blood Money was awesome.

imo just play blood money again. it's still the best one.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

setafd posted:

is the release model for Hitman still dumb

afaik it's still episodic so yeah

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
blood money was the last good hitman game

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot

Radio Paranoia posted:

Now if only proper esports like fighting games would get the same numbers.

Why do so many people care about a dote?
because dota is a game you can play co-operatively with your bros

and in street fighter you get like the same win rates with "strategic" play as you do with just button mashing, so why even loving bother?

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
dota-likes are low-skill high-autism so they are extremely popular amongst a certain type of video game player.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I like warframe because it's a game with stupid weapon modification.

It's especially glorious when there's times where you can mod a weapon to shoot out so many bullets that it crashes the game for you and everyone else in the session.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Space-Pope posted:

because dota is a game you can play co-operatively with your bros

and in street fighter you get like the same win rates with "strategic" play as you do with just button mashing, so why even loving bother?

a coworker once had a bbq that he invited a few of us to

the people from work got introduced to all his high-functioning fighting game friends and they had a SF4 and SSB tournament

basically me and my friends got curbstomped by unemployed video game players, they had basically memorized everything possible about these games and buttom mashing couldnt stop them from winning matches in seconds

None of his friends drank / ate anything and went and got taco bell while the rest of the functioning adults drank tons of booze and ate burgos.

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkyVB4Nm9ac
games

ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer

SynthOrange posted:

I like warframe because it's a game with stupid weapon modification.

It's especially glorious when there's times where you can mod a weapon to shoot out so many bullets that it crashes the game for you and everyone else in the session.

yeah it's a dumb fun shoot and slash game and out of the f2p stuff it's probably one of the least intrusive ones. hosed up that hail esata got mad that a single banner for a discounted item in your ship but I could see it being frustrated when the games only soundtrack is Freak On A Leash on repeat

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ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Factorio is a really cool thing and I'm glad it exists but man it is not for me.

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