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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIUJWIT9GrU “This is the 2.5‐kilowatt version […] This is sold for heating your baby’s bath.”
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Platystemon posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIUJWIT9GrU Is it somehow really common to have access to electricity but not running hot water in China? I'm struggling to see why you'd want something like that in the first place, even if it wasn't that likely to murder you horribly.
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Hyperlynx posted:Wow. Uh, your av/red text is spot on. Well no, it's the exact opposite if you have even the vaguest idea of what I'm alluding to but whatever.
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That's just a natural summoning of an elemental lord. Tenzarin fucked around with this message at 11:18 on Mar 12, 2016 |
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Mar 12, 2016 10:58
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I work 3rd shift til 6am, have an hour commute home and typically try to get in bed by 8am. There's a company wide mandatory training meeting about safety that I'm required to attend at 7am for 4 hours after my normal shift. The other 2 shifts have classes scheduled during their work hours. I'm a bit frustrated. It'll be a fun drive home.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Well no, it's the exact opposite if you have even the vaguest idea of what I'm alluding to but whatever. Oh yeah? Who are you gonna trust? The government that's blasting you in the rear end or the corporation that's blasting you in the rear end? It's all one big rear end blast.
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AzureSkys posted:I work 3rd shift til 6am, have an hour commute home and typically try to get in bed by 8am. There's a company wide mandatory training meeting about safety that I'm required to attend at 7am for 4 hours after my normal shift. The other 2 shifts have classes scheduled during their work hours. Your drive home should be fine, you'll have a nice 4 hour nap beforehand. Make sure you draw pupils on your eyelids
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Mar 12, 2016 13:47
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Well no, it's the exact opposite if you have even the vaguest idea of what I'm alluding to but whatever.
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Say Nothing posted:Hazards in the workplace. Looks like an AT&T Chances are they deserved it
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i worked with a tiny chinese man like 5' he would crawl inside animatronic dinosaurs for hours at a time and come out covered in raccoon poo poo and high as gently caress on chemicals, he wore the cutest onesie it looked like pajamas. he was always so happy probably made bank here. my job was to stand around and look official and smoke a cig with him between dinos and fetch different size ladders. once he cut a hole at the rear end of the really big dino (triceratops?) and an hour later poked his head out and smoked a cig in plain view of a bunch of european tourists. we all had a hoot
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So this is what happens when the weed stories thread and the OSHA thread collide.
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i called him mr. chan for the whole week he was there because my manager called him that. he would just smile and nod. in fact that's all he ever did. smile and nod and occasionally say yes while smiling and nodding. sometimes he would crack joeks in mandarin and slap me on the back and smile and nod faster. turns out his name wasn't even close to mr. chan. he never cared. i miss mr. chan i wonder what he is doing now
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Let's hope he's smoking a cigarette in a dinosaur.
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Tenzarin posted:That's just a natural summoning of an elemental lord. You can dispel it by shouting this enchantment: Fifty! Pickup! Eighty-seven! Pickup! Fifty-two! Open! Fault, begone! Eighty-six! Pickup! And do not return! This is some basic but important electromancy. If your equipment is protected with an enchanted SEL relay, you should also shout "Assert! Assert!". If you have a cursed GE Multilin relay, throw it out and replace it with an enchanted SEL relay. Three-Phase fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Mar 12, 2016 |
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Perestroika posted:Is it somehow really common to have access to electricity but not running hot water in China? I'm struggling to see why you'd want something like that in the first place, even if it wasn't that likely to murder you horribly. Well it is China. The warning label may only apply to male babies. 
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Mithaldu posted:Let's hope he's smoking a cigarette in a dinosaur. He might be dying of cancer
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Fellis posted:Your drive home should be fine, you'll have a nice 4 hour nap beforehand. Make sure you draw pupils on your eyelids No, you misread. He gets off at 6. The thing starts at 7, and runs for 4 hours.
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Johnny Aztec posted:No, you misread. He gets off at 6. The thing starts at 7, and runs for 4 hours. Safety tip: wear a hard hat to protect your head from the jokes that whizz over it.
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Hyperlynx posted:Mate, your idea of a "well ordered society" involves publicly executing wrongdoers. If that's not a "dystopian, authoritarian regime" I don't know what is. The BRCT came because I explained how British porn laws are dumb, but not dumb in the way the internet hivemind thinks, but that nobody will change them because the tabloids will crucify them. (Admittedly this was in the middle of a mini-meltdown where I was going against another part of the internet hivemind about surveillance powers but as I was specifically saying that they should be changed and the BRCT mentions how it's too hard to change things I assume someone objected to that part, because drat nerds love their porn). Anyway the allusion was to the Paris commune hanging tax farmers and landlords, almost the exact opposite of an authoritarian regime at least at the time (let's pretend the rest of it didn't happen) and was - and this is going to be a shock to you as a reader of the Something Awful Forums For Completely Sincere Posting, so I want to you to sit down and maybe have a Camomile Tea as you read this part - not actually 100% serious.
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Perestroika posted:Is it somehow really common to have access to electricity but not running hot water in China? I'm struggling to see why you'd want something like that in the first place, even if it wasn't that likely to murder you horribly. This is how you make babies strong In China! In a few generations the average Chinese citizen will be able to shoot lightning like Volgin.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:and was - and this is going to be a shock to you as a reader of the Something Awful Forums For Completely Sincere Posting, so I want to you to sit down and maybe have a Camomile Tea as you read this part - not actually 100% serious. Holy poo poo. 
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Talk about cheap glass. This is why you don't make full glass windows trying to be a cool building.
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Hey at least he didn't slip on the wet floor.
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Tenzarin posted:Talk about cheap glass. This is why you don't make full glass windows trying to be a cool building. 
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goddamnedtwisto posted:The BRCT came because I explained how British porn laws are dumb, but not dumb in the way the internet hivemind thinks, but that nobody will change them because the tabloids will crucify them. You have to admit, the post/av combo by itself was pretty amazing.
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AzureSkys posted:I work 3rd shift til 6am, have an hour commute home and typically try to get in bed by 8am. There's a company wide mandatory training meeting about safety that I'm required to attend at 7am for 4 hours after my normal shift. The other 2 shifts have classes scheduled during their work hours. Is it "Incident and Injury Free" training? I have to teach that course. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECHw0y9CQUQ
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Gullous posted:Is it "Incident and Injury Free" training? I have to teach that course. Charlie talked to us at work. Third-degree burns sure are a thing. One of the lightest bits of his horrible story is after he was brought in with severe burns in came an intoxicated priest who gave him last rites. Charlie complained that the priest was going to slow, to which the priest responded "WHY DON'T YOU JUST DIE!?" causing Charlie to almost jump off his gurney in a rage. That was one of the darkest-funniest things I've ever heard. The resulting "well now I'll show him" mentality might've helped keep him alive.) Three-Phase fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Mar 13, 2016 |
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“Kellogg takes this situation very seriously and is shocked and outraged by this video. We have alerted law enforcement authorities and regulators, and are conducting a thorough investigation,” Charles said, in a statement. “Our investigation so far revealed that the video was recorded in 2014 or earlier. We will share more information as we learn more.”  http://video.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2016/03/11/8199612305874439522/640x360_8199612305874439522.mp4 Someone literally pissed in your cereal. Don't worry though, it happened years ago.
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Mar 13, 2016 03:14
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as long as he didn't jack off on it
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Lime Tonics posted:“Kellogg takes this situation very seriously and is shocked and outraged by this video. We have alerted law enforcement authorities and regulators, and are conducting a thorough investigation,” Charles said, in a statement. I'm the Worldstarhiphop.com watermark.
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Wall Balls posted:as long as he didn't jack off on it Good lord no. That's reserved for Starbucks coffee. Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 07:39 on Mar 13, 2016 |
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Lime Tonics posted:“Kellogg takes this situation very seriously and is shocked and outraged by this video. We have alerted law enforcement authorities and regulators, and are conducting a thorough investigation,” Charles said, in a statement. Well now we know who pissed in our Corn Flakes.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Good lord no. That's reserved for Starbucks coffee. The fappucino is back!
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Wall Balls posted:as long as he didn't jack off on it Frosted Flakes
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AzureSkys posted:I work 3rd shift til 6am, have an hour commute home and typically try to get in bed by 8am. There's a company wide mandatory training meeting about safety that I'm required to attend at 7am for 4 hours after my normal shift. The other 2 shifts have classes scheduled during their work hours. Hour long safety meeting once a week. Work from 7am to 5pm, safety meeting at 6am. Every loving week. Last ones focus was about snakes. Don't mess with snakes, stop the job and call the company man or your pusher. Also make sure to give the outhouse a good shake rattlesnakes and black widows love them.
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Darth Freddy posted:Hour long safety meeting once a week. Work from 7am to 5pm, safety meeting at 6am. Every loving week. Oh lord. The vaguely-relevant safety meeting. I know the feeling. About the snakes - it's not as bad where I am up north, but in other parts of the US they have a really nasty habit of getting into electrical equipment. There you run the risk of a surprised snake striking a worker, or just getting electrocuted inside the gear. Like this little guy inside a medium-voltage disconnect switch: 
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I swear there used to be a bunch of images going around the web of some sort of junction box which was literally crammed full of snakes having a snake orgy. My google-fu has failed me, although I did find a tonne of pictures with a single snake hiding in electrical boxes. Also this: 
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Gorilla Salad posted:I swear there used to be a bunch of images going around the web of some sort of junction box which was literally crammed full of snakes having a snake orgy. That's where you carefully close the box, grab your tools, and walk away quietly muttering "nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope".
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lol my co-worker had (still has maybe?) a 4' tall bee hive in his attic. He doesn't wanna kill them so he was harvesting the honey all summer, but I think he's gonna try and transplant the queen this year if theyre still there. We got a few guys at work that actually do bee stuff
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