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many johnnys
May 17, 2015

Sestze posted:

he got permabanned for posting a huge thing about how he was permanently broken because his girlfriend dumped him.

No idea why he keeps coming back. There's nothing that ties him to SA specifically - girlfriend's not here, i think people responded to his post sarcastically?

It's registered as a regular ban, but is it this one?

Everybody made fun of him even in the breakup thread.

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Lazer Monkey
Jan 15, 2005

'heart-break' fucks some people up something awful..

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Lowtax posted:

G*d bless.
i didn't know you were jewish

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Y-Hat posted:

i didn't know you were jewish

why do you think shmorky's gf had it out for him so bad?

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




i really hope the bank gives lowtax all that money

arcadus
Sep 7, 2006
Veteran++
oh dare u crazy guy

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

many johnnys posted:

It's registered as a regular ban, but is it this one?

Everybody made fun of him even in the breakup thread.

Holy poo poo

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Lowtax, i will pay you 100 WHOLE DOLLARS if you call my mom and convince her i am big and respected on the internet. I will add 50 dollars if you pretend to be my friend

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Lol that voicemail owned

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

Call his bank or however that works and tell them the card is being actively used to commit fraud?

Being convicted over defrauding Something Awful to make endless low-effort troll accounts is the lamest thing ever.

Like, really, look at yourself and reexamine your life.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
I can't wait to hear about a guy going to prison over credit card fraud via the SA forums

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
What are you in for?

I attempted charge backs on message board accounts on a comedy message board

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb

Eonwe posted:

What are you in for?

I attempted charge backs on message board accounts on a comedy message board
Yeah, but WHY?

I lost my girlfriend and i poured my heart out, and they made a video making fun of my whining

Estranged On The Range
Oct 18, 2015
Hey, Alex. Why do you have to be a dick man, like, chill. You know? I mean, thats not cool.

SealHammer
Jul 4, 2010
Click to understand my bad faith posting.

Dongattack posted:

Lowtax, i will pay you 100 WHOLE DOLLARS if you call my mom and convince her i am big and respected on the internet. I will add 50 dollars if you pretend to be my friend

New SA Mart item.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Dongattack posted:

Lowtax, i will pay you 100 WHOLE DOLLARS if you call my mom and convince her i am big and respected on the internet. I will add 50 dollars if you pretend to be my friend
I'll do it. Not kidding.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

many johnnys posted:

It's registered as a regular ban, but is it this one?

Everybody made fun of him even in the breakup thread.

What's he been up to in the two years since he was banned?

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal

I love this song and all of the soundtrack except the Weird Al song.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax posted:

I'll do it. Not kidding.

You need to get a 900 number going.

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

Lowtax posted:

I'll do it. Not kidding.

Haha, i didn't expect that. Um, i have to get this months paycheck first.

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
this thread is going to lead to lowtax making many thousands of dollars off of goons paying him to call various people's parents

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

Dongattack posted:

Haha, i didn't expect that. Um, i have to get this months paycheck first.

drat lowtax called your bluff on your wild claims of owning one hundred dollars

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



"Hello, is this Mrs. Dong Attack?"

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
lowtax call your own parents

posting is fun but family should come first

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Eonwe posted:

I can't wait to hear about a guy going to prison over credit card fraud via the SA forums

I was kind of wondering how someone so dumb has so much money to waste. I guess fraud and rich relatives are the main reasons idiots have spare cash.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Lowtax can you phone my boss and tell her I won't be in on monday? How much does that service cost btw?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Low tax can you call me and tell me life is worth living thank you

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
is this twitter drama?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

serious norman posted:

is this twitter drama?

no, forums

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


It's Alex Levert from Toronto, Ontario drama

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

New Lowtax, best Lowtax

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
Been a long time since I seen a good old fashioned poo poo flood.

You guys should google up the old ike story on the interwhiz.

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy

Celluloid Sam posted:

Low tax can you call me and tell me life is worth living thank you
Don't ask a man to lie.

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
dear lowtax can you let me know if the same mentally ill alex levert from toronto canada is the one who has spent over $150 to change my avatars or if its another mentally ill poster entirely? thanks

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


a Loving Dog posted:

dear lowtax can you let me know if the same mentally ill alex levert from toronto canada is the one who has spent over $150 to change my avatars or if its another mentally ill poster entirely? thanks

looking good

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

OctoberBlues posted:

New Lowtax, best Lowtax

lowtax rules, and will always do so

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


lowtax if you have a son please name him son of lowtax or lowtax 2 electric boogaloo

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
I was going to post in the ban me thread cuz I wanted to help Richard out in his time of need but with all the requests for him to make phone calls and all the new accounts registered I think he may just keep this website running.

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scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
I was on my lunch break today sitting on the steps in a trailer park in small-town Florida today and there was this train literally going through the yard, like the train is thirty or forty feet from the trailer, and you know how the trains have schlongs and initials and stuff spraypainted on them? Well I swear to God this one car had "JON POP" painted on there in blue letters with a white border. It was all within a couple feet of the bottom of the train car too so I know it was really him.

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