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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




The 'freude in this is particularly delicious.

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Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Crap, turns out that's a fake news site. Disregard. :(

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Wow. I seriously can't believe this. It's about time.

e: God damnit.

SpacePig has a new favorite as of 22:37 on Mar 11, 2016

AfroSquirrel
Sep 3, 2011


You monster.

Here's the real news: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-12/belgium-court-acquits-scientology-of-charges/7241800 :(

baquerd
Jul 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
On no, does this mean Tom Cruise is going to Jail? :ohdear:

XYZ
Aug 31, 2001

How did any of you fall for that? A unanimous SCOTUS decision? :laffo: :v:

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

XYZ posted:

How did any of you fall for that? A unanimous SCOTUS decision? :laffo: :v:

Now that the antichrist isn't one of them anything is possible!

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

XYZ posted:

How did any of you fall for that? A unanimous SCOTUS decision? :laffo: :v:

While I was impressed that the article correctly indicated 8 judicial votes, I was tipped off by the very end where it said Scientology lawyers have 30 days to appeal. There is no appealing the supreme court.

That said I can't believe I made it down to the end of the article without raising any other red flags. I nearly told my coworkers in excitement too :(

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world
That'd a pretty convincing fake article. It even has a comments section.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

I went to look at other articles on the site and saw something about Trump's penis. Then I knew something was off.

All of their articles seem to mention this socks-for-homeless-people charity, for some reason.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Fake news for the sake of fake news is stupid.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
Congratulations, we all fell for a Scientologist honey pot. Now they know who to track.

John Travolta and Tom Cruise are going to take us out one by one.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



TotalLossBrain posted:

Fake news for the sake of fake news is stupid.

"I've got a great idea. It'll be a website like the Onion, only not funny! And our articles won't actually be absurd enough in concept that people will be able to tell them apart from real news so people will spread the articles, but we'll be protected because it's parody!"

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I don't think Eagles talons lock like a ratchet. A more apt comparison would be the jaws of a pit bull, and how they latch shut and are stronger than all over dogs jaws.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Jastiger posted:

I don't think Eagles talons lock like a ratchet. A more apt comparison would be the jaws of a pit bull, and how they latch shut and are stronger than all over dogs jaws.

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treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong
radio pranks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9OtKXOHiaI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-qhYBrgiEs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DTM3Npu5-0

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:


You blockhead

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
http://i.imgur.com/4ZjZ518.webm

They're both alive apparently

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
New thread title proposal:

"Schadenfreude Thread: They're both alive apparently"


Also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6zZUqf0560

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

I blame investment bankers. They heard about where we wanted to hang them and bought all the lamppost companies and made them flimsy as hell. Although I'd guess it was as much to save money as their necks.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

syscall girl posted:

I blame investment bankers. They heard about where we wanted to hang them and bought all the lamppost companies and made them flimsy as hell. Although I'd guess it was as much to save money as their necks.

I laughed.:golfclap:

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here


"If you try that again, you're going to egret it!"

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Bluemillion posted:

"If you try that again, you're going to egret it!"

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
loving pro-click right here. Ill-prepared interviewer tries to win band over with factoids that he gets wrong, band finds it hilarious as he loses confidence and the interview trainwrecks from there.

1:19 is when he starts to crash. Pure un-cut colombian cringe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEcmwgSp4tI

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
Some local freude: I'm at a bar keeping :siren: my (bartender) girlfriend :siren: company, when in walks a significantly obese neckbeard with a goddamned MLP doll, whom he placed in the chair next to him. He kept talking to (and kissing) it. As the night rolled on the bar became more crowded and the manager asked him to remove his doll for customers.

The man began to make a scene, shouted that his doll is just as much a customer as anyone else, and called the manager racist for insulting his 'friend', was asked to leave, and made even more of a scene.

I was too :aaaa: that this was actually happening to record it. But gently caress, it was amazing.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Wedge tailed eagles are grouchy cunts who are more than happy to attack hang gliders and para gliders and even ultralight aircraft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMj6AqcDBU4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeCUbz8FB6A

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

MisterBibs posted:

my (bartender) girlfriend

Buddy, I don't care much much drink she plies you with to get the beer goggles on, she ain't a bartender.

(In all seriousness, drat you for not getting pics :argh:)

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

MisterBibs posted:

Some local freude: I'm at a bar keeping :siren: my (bartender) girlfriend :siren: company, when in walks a significantly obese neckbeard with a goddamned MLP doll, whom he placed in the chair next to him. He kept talking to (and kissing) it. As the night rolled on the bar became more crowded and the manager asked him to remove his doll for customers.

The man began to make a scene, shouted that his doll is just as much a customer as anyone else, and called the manager racist for insulting his 'friend', was asked to leave, and made even more of a scene.

I was too :aaaa: that this was actually happening to record it. But gently caress, it was amazing.

Not suggesting you commit a crime by any means but he could possibly have a nice rest in a drainage ditch. Or a jail cell.

Might sort his head out a bit, ya never know.

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

MisterBibs posted:

Some local freude: I'm at a bar keeping :siren: my (bartender) girlfriend :siren: company, when in walks a significantly obese neckbeard with a goddamned MLP doll, whom he placed in the chair next to him. He kept talking to (and kissing) it. As the night rolled on the bar became more crowded and the manager asked him to remove his doll for customers.

The man began to make a scene, shouted that his doll is just as much a customer as anyone else, and called the manager racist for insulting his 'friend', was asked to leave, and made even more of a scene.

I was too :aaaa: that this was actually happening to record it. But gently caress, it was amazing.

Somebody recorded this. Somebody somewhere has video of this and it is now your life's duty to find this video.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

syscall girl posted:

Not suggesting you commit a crime by any means but he could possibly have a nice rest in a drainage ditch. Or a jail cell.

Might sort his head out a bit, ya never know.

How do you think these people get so messed up in the head in the first place?

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal
Surely him fighting for the honor of his horse is part of the deluded fantasy that he whacks it to later in the night. It can't have been the first or last time this guy caused an identical scene.

You need to hunt around your town and find this guy.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Hyperlynx posted:

How do you think these people get so messed up in the head in the first place?

Good question.

Also how do you call someone racist for asking you to please remove your sex toy from a public place?

The world may never know.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


http://i.imgur.com/mSGiEJp.webm

http://i.imgur.com/TuoISvi.webm

http://i.imgur.com/UJKJQBX.webm

http://i.imgur.com/Rt9t02G.webm

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

Stex T posted:

Somebody recorded this. Somebody somewhere has video of this and it is now your life's duty to find this video.

Yeah if the bar has cameras we could at least walk away with a screenshot :pray:

I was at a bar recently and some guy ran in dressed like Pikachu, high fived everyone, then ran out. I don't want to think too hard about it because it was pretty fun at the time.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Scarf posted:

It's pretty mundane, something about a dog nipping at a pot-bellied pig.

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-dog-whisperer-cesar-millan-animal-cruelty-20160311-story.html


But gently caress that guy.

The dog in question had previously savaged the pet pig of its owner, so Cesar's response was to let him off into a pen of pigs. Results were predictable enough. From what I heard, the dog tore into the ears and sides of at least one pig, and it took Cesar quite a while to catch hold of it.

A shitfest, to put it simply.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
I was under impression that bronies and such tend to be very anti-social. The fact that he went to a bar, period, is kinda unusual.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

fullroundaction posted:

Yeah if the bar has cameras we could at least walk away with a screenshot :pray:

I was at a bar recently and some guy ran in dressed like Pikachu, high fived everyone, then ran out. I don't want to think too hard about it because it was pretty fun at the time.

The usual place I stay at when I go to New York City has an Irish pub down the street, Tír na Nóg. One night I was returning from a late dinner in Koreatown and found that the bar was in the process of being mobbed by several dozen guys all dressed as Minions from Despicable Me.

A few yards down I saw a guy leaning out the door of his taxi to puke on the street.

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Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010


What is even going on here? Attempted insurance fraud?

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