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ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
pugs, pandas, and all modern food crops. all things that are almost completely evolutionarily unviable and yet we keep trying to make more of them anyway

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

well, modern food crops are a mixed bag. they need extra fertilizer because they grow so fast but they also are hyper resistant to disease and infestations, so there's that.

i don't think pugs have any benefits

pandas are the dumbest poo poo. an animal that only eats the lowest-energy food possible and which is too lazy to have sex shouldn't really exist

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot

Sagebrush posted:

goons are the dumbest poo poo. an animal that only eats the lowest-energy food possible and which is too lazy to have sex shouldn't really exist

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

hey we're not too lazy, just too ugly

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
http://i.imgur.com/8IrXhmt.gifv

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot

Trig Discipline posted:

hey we're not too lazy, just too ugly

speak for yourself

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

i could totally have sex if i wanted to :unsmith:

epipen
Aug 11, 2014

nyoom

You Am I posted:

My rule is gently caress going near any body of water in Far North Queensland. If the poisonous fish don't get you, the salt water crocodiles will.

its weird, i've been swimming completely unprotected on some of the islands in fnq but i wont dare go swimming at the strand (this artificial beach divided up into 4 or 5 beaches by artificial rocky outcrops, in townsville) because i mean, this year alone two nearly 5 meter saltwater crocs have been captured, and a few more spotted. we dont really get sharks fortunately but we def. get poisonous seasnakes and stonefish and just about anything poisonous you can think of, probably.

the only good thing about nq is not having to worry about funnel web spiders

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
https://vine.co/v/iwAjdlEjwMl

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

ssssssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnndaynight mother sexers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuJqUvBj4rE

gliss riffer was one of my fav albums of 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK-1axSGkXc

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

pretty sure not eating too much isnt a goon problem

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot

DiggityDoink posted:

pretty sure not eating too much isnt a goon problem
didn't say volume was a problem. the problem is with nutritional value

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

i used to be able to get new orleans thru that via the custom channel thingy and i guess it's broken now?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

ol qwerty bastard posted:

pugs, pandas, and all modern food crops. all things that are almost completely evolutionarily unviable and yet we keep trying to make more of them anyway

fyi we probably didn't create corn and instead some (brownskinned) dude likely found that mutant and recognized it for what it was before it strangled itself

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


http://i.imgur.com/Rqd5LMn.webm

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011


he's like 'wut u think I haven't been to ebaumsworld b4?'

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Citizen Tayne posted:

Why are the Japanese obsessed with white people
http://i.imgur.com/Zi4McBG.mp4

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

PS. Love the cabin posted:

Happens to other small dogs too, can confirm rubbing the throat helps.

I mean, if you don't like pugs maybe you're a dog racist?
Just think about that for a second, Hitler.

german shepherd dog best dog

Scinon
Jul 23, 2006
Now with 2% more atoms!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDF4cwAghAc

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

this is some quality work here

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


:perfect:

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

prefect posted:

german shepherd dog best dog

man i don't even understand how you can mis-spell "labrador" so badly

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007




but i'm drunk already

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


prefect posted:

german shepherd dog best dog
german shepherds have been overbred for years now and are no longer considered a reliable working breed

they've been replaced in most police/military forces (even in germany) that know what they're doing with belgian malinois for example

it's a sickly, weak breed nowadays, a victim of its own success

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Palpek posted:

german shepherds have been overbred for years now and are no longer considered a reliable working breed

they've been replaced in most police/military forces (even in germany) that know what they're doing with belgian malinois for example

it's a sickly, weak breed nowadays, a victim of its own success

yeah the alsatian show breed is loving disgustingly deformed now, and eventually all these kennel club types are going to be seen as the insane dr moreaus they are

mind you i assumed police dogs and stuff were just non-hosed-up alsatians, didn't realise they were a whole different breed

Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


goddamnedtwisto posted:

yeah the alsatian show breed is loving disgustingly deformed now, and eventually all these kennel club types are going to be seen as the insane dr moreaus they are

mind you i assumed police dogs and stuff were just non-hosed-up alsatians, didn't realise they were a whole different breed
i just searched alsatians/german shepherds on gis and all the side-shots of the dog have them with one leg stretched out really far behind them, is that part of the deformity?

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug


HISSSSSSSS

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
german shepherds are mostly weird neurotic headcases. hounds and mutts ftw

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


im the visible shockwave

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Dislike button posted:

german shepherds are mostly weird neurotic headcases. hounds and mutts ftw

two of our three german shepherds were mutts. not sure about the first one, but it's unlikely that my parents could have afforded a purebred way back then

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
http://i.imgur.com/9901ndZ.mp4

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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https://soundcloud.com/earths-radio/kanye

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Sagebrush posted:

When excited, they are prone to "reverse sneezing" which causes them to quickly (and seemingly laboriously) gasp and snort. The veterinary name for this is pharyngeal gag reflex and it is caused by fluid or debris getting caught under the palate and irritating the throat or limiting breathing. Reverse sneezing episodes are usually not harmful, and massaging the dog's throat or covering its nose in order to make it breathe through its mouth can often shorten a sneezing fit.

Happened to my border collie when I was a pup and the noise scared the daylights out of our family for a hot minute.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
lol
i was bored tonight

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Jonny 290 posted:

lol
i was bored tonight



i don't know what it is, but it looks like simcity, so i like it :thumbsup:

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Space-Pope posted:

pugs need a cesarean to give birth most of the time. their bodies are just too poorly formed to allow for a natural birth

I'm pretty sure Boston Terriers are 100% cesarean

look at their heads compared to their bodies, maybe don't make dogs that require surgery to exist

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band


Migingo Island on Lake Victoria

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

theflyingorc posted:

I'm pretty sure Boston Terriers are 100% cesarean

look at their heads compared to their bodies, maybe don't make dogs that require surgery to exist

i understand bulldogs have the same problem

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