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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


https://vine.co/v/eeYzT9ZDZYB

Bird: What's that?
Girl: That's you!
Bird: Huh?
Girl: That's you.
Bird: :stare:

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Caedus
Sep 11, 2007

It's good to have a sense of scale.



Know how some people can do really spot on animal calls? I do squirrel clicks. I can stop a wild squirrel dead in it's tracks and make it come to me. People laugh when I tell them, then I do it to the next squirrel we see. No treats, just clicks. It was tremendously disappointing to discover this was my superpower at a teenager. I guess most of the cool animal-man powers were already copyrighted. :argh:

Cat Tax in the form of Fiona's ridiculously fuzzy feet. So fuzzy.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




If you're not busy, you can help me amass a squirrel army and move me that much closer to my goal of "become a super villain".

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
I would just like to inform you all that my friend's cat has the most amazing whiskers in the world.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Caedus posted:

Know how some people can do really spot on animal calls? I do squirrel clicks. I can stop a wild squirrel dead in it's tracks and make it come to me. People laugh when I tell them, then I do it to the next squirrel we see. No treats, just clicks. It was tremendously disappointing to discover this was my superpower at a teenager. I guess most of the cool animal-man powers were already copyrighted. :argh:

Cat Tax in the form of Fiona's ridiculously fuzzy feet. So fuzzy.


Dont knock Squirrel Power. Squirrel Girl is the only superhero that Doctor Doom fears :colbert:.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
And Thanos.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Nordick posted:

I would just like to inform you all that my friend's cat has the most amazing whiskers in the world.



This catte is a level 40 necromancer, waiting to cast a spell and wreck your stuff.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

This catte is a level 40 necromancer, waiting to cast a spell and wreck your stuff.

Looks more like a kung fu master to me. Waiting to pounce and wreck your stuff.

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

This catte is a level 40 necromancer, waiting to cast a spell and wreck your stuff.

:eng101: Nekomancer

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Hyperlynx posted:

Looks more like a kung fu master to me. Waiting to pounce and wreck your stuff.

Never, ever, disrespect Paw Mei.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Neurion posted:

:eng101: Nekomancer


Neddy Seagoon posted:

Never, ever, disrespect Paw Mei.

These are both good.

Anoia
Dec 31, 2003

"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."
This whole page is pretty drat good.

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!
New batch of feral kitty-babies!

http://livestream.com/tinykittens/savina

Actually, mum is feral, but babies will grow up domesticated. Four kittens, but one has health issues :ohdear:

Bumblefuck!
Jan 20, 2007

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

This catte is a level 40 necromancer, waiting to cast a spell and wreck your stuff.

I'm sure that this has shown up somewhere in this thread before, but speaking of cats that are almost certainly evil wizards, I'm a big fan of Atchoum, a persian with hypertrichosis, a.k.a. "werewolf syndrome"






His instagram account is pretty much wall-to-wall amazing. What a ridiculous muppet of a cat

https://www.instagram.com/atchoumfan/

Kitsch!
Jul 27, 2006

God made Adam and Eve, not Fluffy and Eve.

Bumblefuck! posted:

I'm sure that this has shown up somewhere in this thread before, but speaking of cats that are almost certainly evil wizards, I'm a big fan of Atchoum, a persian with hypertrichosis, a.k.a. "werewolf syndrome"






His instagram account is pretty much wall-to-wall amazing. What a ridiculous muppet of a cat

https://www.instagram.com/atchoumfan/

drat, I came here just to post him :)

Reminds me of this guy (just needs a hat and eyepatch)

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

http://i.imgur.com/e1LTMFd.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/NihFZTN.gifv

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe
We're back!

Jigglescotch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX-CJMPtyl4

And in case he's not looking quite as buttery it's because...

HE'S DOWN TO 24 POUNDS!

Still has a ways to go but he's now lost 6 pounds!

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

Good work Butterscotch. And you guys of course.


Special Business :3:

40-Degree Day
Sep 24, 2012


Chili posted:

We're back!

Jigglescotch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX-CJMPtyl4

And in case he's not looking quite as buttery it's because...

HE'S DOWN TO 24 POUNDS!

Still has a ways to go but he's now lost 6 pounds!

this_is_my_life_now.avi

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Chili posted:

We're back!

Jigglescotch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX-CJMPtyl4

And in case he's not looking quite as buttery it's because...

HE'S DOWN TO 24 POUNDS!

Still has a ways to go but he's now lost 6 pounds!

You got a rough n' tumble cat there. Those are the best. :3:

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


This is pretty adorbs

Sasha Obama talking to Ryan Reynolds at a recent White House event while Malia gives her two thumbs up.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Bumblefuck! posted:

I'm sure that this has shown up somewhere in this thread before, but speaking of cats that are almost certainly evil wizards, I'm a big fan of Atchoum, a persian with hypertrichosis, a.k.a. "werewolf syndrome"






His instagram account is pretty much wall-to-wall amazing. What a ridiculous muppet of a cat

https://www.instagram.com/atchoumfan/

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Chili posted:

We're back!

Jigglescotch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX-CJMPtyl4

And in case he's not looking quite as buttery it's because...

HE'S DOWN TO 24 POUNDS!

Still has a ways to go but he's now lost 6 pounds!

:toot: Good job, Butters!

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Bumblefuck! posted:

I'm sure that this has shown up somewhere in this thread before, but speaking of cats that are almost certainly evil wizards, I'm a big fan of Atchoum, a persian with hypertrichosis, a.k.a. "werewolf syndrome"






His instagram account is pretty much wall-to-wall amazing. What a ridiculous muppet of a cat

https://www.instagram.com/atchoumfan/

oh my god look at the fight

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
FOX!! :kimchi:



Gallery: http://imgur.com/gallery/FbQH2

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Bumblefuck! posted:

I'm sure that this has shown up somewhere in this thread before, but speaking of cats that are almost certainly evil wizards, I'm a big fan of Atchoum, a persian with hypertrichosis, a.k.a. "werewolf syndrome"






His instagram account is pretty much wall-to-wall amazing. What a ridiculous muppet of a cat

https://www.instagram.com/atchoumfan/

Scritchademus; master sorcerer, and keeper of the 7 chests of forbidden nip.
He once cast a hairball so powerful that the Wizard Purrlin himself texted him to say "Daaaaaaaaaamn!"

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Scritchademus; master sorcerer, and keeper of the 7 chests of forbidden nip.
He once cast a hairball so powerful that the Wizard Purrlin himself texted him to say "Daaaaaaaaaamn!"

You are a wonderful dork for this. :)

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgDE2DOICuc

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

http://i.imgur.com/UMIUnIx.webm

Caedus
Sep 11, 2007

It's good to have a sense of scale.



Six-Of-Hearts posted:

If you're not busy, you can help me amass a squirrel army and move me that much closer to my goal of "become a super villain".

I'm looking for a new part-time gig. I hear the villians' guild has a better benefits package anyway. My specialty is the eastern grey, but you can pick your poison. I can do red squirrels, flying squirrels, you name it. Just be aware they suffer from the "how many 5 year olds would it take to beat you up" problem. If you have those kinds of problems you're better off looking for Corvid-Man. Those crows are smart as poo poo, I tell you. I always give them respect just in case that rear end in a top hat is around.

I have a video of this, but my phone camera lens is cracked so it's nigh unwatchable. I'll tell the story in penance.
I was on a work road trip to Vancouver Island. On our way back, I was waiting in the Departure Bay ferry terminal. My coworker noticed something in the water, and when it got closer, it was a Sea Otter. It got right up close to the pier, then dove deep. It came back up with a crab half it's size, put it on a rock right under our window and went to town. Took out the claws then went right for the face :black101: I had to go before I could see what he was planning on doing with the rest. Nature is awesome.

Alteisen
Jun 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Every year I say I'll take Kami's loss a little better and every year I fail miserably, 3 years since the day and I still become a wreck when I remember him today.

Rather than blabber on I'll just post pictures of him, cause he was a good boy and I miss him very much.





I dunno if cats can love each other like humans can but I'm pretty sure these 2 really liked each other, they where rarely apart.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



muscles like this? posted:

This is pretty adorbs

Sasha Obama talking to Ryan Reynolds at a recent White House event while Malia gives her two thumbs up.

I love this picture so much.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Cat big
http://m.imgur.com/hddwPKP.gifv

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

muscles like this? posted:

This is pretty adorbs

Sasha Obama talking to Ryan Reynolds at a recent White House event while Malia gives her two thumbs up.
I hope he slipped away when no one was looking, having had the good sense to hide the Deadpool suit in the bathroom.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Holy fucknuggets those claws! :stare:

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

I really hope that person doesn't have to go anywhere any time soon, because you try telling that cat he can't chew on your fingers anymore :catstare:

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
Crufts

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Video says "teething" but that catte clearly trying to nurse on that person's nipplefingers

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:

Ozz81 posted:

nipplefingers

is that the title of the porno parody of salad fingers

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Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.

Dick Trauma posted:

Holy fucknuggets those claws! :stare:
Yeah I was just thinking I'd be a wee bit nervous having those claws so close to my wrist artery.

Catte cute tho :3:

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