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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Guys, all he's saying is that people who don't like Trump are against people supporting and voting for him, this isn't as complicated as you're making it out to be.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

RareAcumen posted:

Guys, all he's saying is that people who don't like Trump are against people supporting and voting for him, this isn't as complicated as you're making it out to be.

I guess he cracked the secret of "what it basically means when you have a political opinion".

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Jerry Cotton posted:

I guess he cracked the secret of "what it basically means when you have a political opinion".

Pretty much. I don't get why it's written out that way but then again, I only ever see Tyson when he's in a new meme or he saws something so inflammatory there's an uproar.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

RareAcumen posted:

Guys, all he's saying is that people who don't like Trump are against people supporting and voting for him, this isn't as complicated as you're making it out to be.

If there's no further meaning beyond the literal in that tweet it's a statement so asinine I'm still confused but about why he bothered making it in the first place.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
he's clearly implying that anti-trump protesters are against :qq: ARE FREEDUMBS :qq:, I'm not sure how else you would parse "oppose free citizens voting"

Krowley
Feb 15, 2008

It's almost as if you can't properly clarify a nuanced political opinion in 140 letters!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Krowley posted:

It's almost as if you can't properly clarify a nuanced political opinion in 140 letters!

Especially if you don't have one :smugmrgw:

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

Your Computer posted:

e: also here's a 2,207 point post with 499 favorites of a 4chan screencap explaining how women work for good measure :biotruths:


I came here to post this. I don't understand it. What the gently caress does "New gym posing lol" mean and how does it have anything to do with the guy's height?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
http://imgur.com/gallery/gESGy

Screenshots of a badly written show your parents probably watch but the comments filled with enlightened thinkers is where the humor is at.

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe

Perry Normal posted:

I came here to post this. I don't understand it. What the gently caress does "New gym posing lol" mean and how does it have anything to do with the guy's height?

the height thing is just him rambling about how a chick he liked basically dissed him cuz he's not 6'4" and "new gym posing lol" means laugh at this new guy at the gym posing.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Gaunab posted:

http://imgur.com/gallery/gESGy

Screenshots of a badly written show your parents probably watch but the comments filled with enlightened thinkers is where the humor is at.

I just want to say that I didn't know the word "uppity" was a covert slur against black women until really recently. I always thought it referred to people like this; shrill white women who always want to talk to the manager, or the entire tone of this photoset.

Parasol Prophet
Aug 31, 2012

We Are Best Friends Now.

Dreddout posted:

Light shove = whipping someone in the back with a trashcan.

What part of this do you misandrists not understand?

What I find interesting is that apparently the "equality" part comes in because they're supposedly treating the woman the same way they would treat a man who lightly shoved violently assaulted them.

So really they're just an overly aggressive dickbag to BOTH genders (and also probably just in general, everywhere they go), likely tied to being huge manbabies who failed to learn social and problem-solving/conflict-resolution skills past age ten or so and react to any slight against them with disproportionate rage and whining. Basically MRAs in a nutshell, right there in those gifs.

Plan Z
May 6, 2012

https://imgur.com/gallery/w8l3h

http://imgur.com/gallery/WtMBg

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012






http://imgur.com/gallery/4Gvh7eb


WALLS UPON WALLS OF GODAWFUL PICKUP LINES :cripes:

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce

Parasol Prophet posted:

What I find interesting is that apparently the "equality" part comes in because they're supposedly treating the woman the same way they would treat a man who lightly shoved violently assaulted them.

So really they're just an overly aggressive dickbag to BOTH genders (and also probably just in general, everywhere they go), likely tied to being huge manbabies who failed to learn social and problem-solving/conflict-resolution skills past age ten or so and react to any slight against them with disproportionate rage and whining. Basically MRAs in a nutshell, right there in those gifs.

Except, let's be honest, would they retaliate in the same way against someone that they could lose to? People who are secure and box or practice martial arts prefer to walk away from fights rather than injure some schmuck. Insecure people pick fights or retaliate against people that they know they can dominate. From an experience of being a woman who goes outside, I'm sure that these stories of women pushing men "for no reason" were actually women repeatedly giving them signals to please stop leg humping six or seven times before finally physically removing the dude from behind them.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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RareAcumen posted:



http://imgur.com/gallery/4Gvh7eb


WALLS UPON WALLS OF GODAWFUL PICKUP LINES :cripes:

With tats like that she will be a shoo in for working under-cover. When I was trying to be a cop they loved that I had a bunch of tattoos.

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer
Why can't Imgur just be honest with itself and call it Masturbation Monday. As someone from a family full of redheads, it also offends me how 90% of the stuff you're posting are people with dyed hair. <:mad:>

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



:allears:


Solice Kirsk posted:

With tats like that she will be a shoo in for working under-cover. When I was trying to be a cop they loved that I had a bunch of tattoos.

Wait, really?

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Your Computer posted:

Why can't Imgur just be honest with itself and call it Masturbation Monday. As someone from a family full of redheads, it also offends me how 90% of the stuff you're posting are people with dyed hair. <:mad:>

Masturbation Monday, Tugging Tuesday, Wanking Wednesday, Tenderizing Thursday, Fapping Friday, Spanking Saturday, Squeezing Sunday.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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cash crab posted:

:allears:


Wait, really?

Yeah, my friend's ex-wife is a cop and they put her under cover in vice almost immediately because she has full sleeves. When I was doing my interviewing they loved my sleeves and the fact that I had friends in gangs as a younger man. Anything that makes you seem less like a cop is huge for undercover/sting work.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Solice Kirsk posted:

Yeah, my friend's ex-wife is a cop and they put her under cover in vice almost immediately because she has full sleeves. When I was doing my interviewing they loved my sleeves and the fact that I had friends in gangs as a younger man. Anything that makes you seem less like a cop is huge for undercover/sting work.

That's super interesting. I know a few police forces that don't give a poo poo one way or another, but I know you're absolutely barred from the RCMP if you have any tattoos whatsoever (they also reject you based on weird poo poo like childhood asthma, so whatever). Man, if I had any ability whatsoever to tell people what to do, I'd be a great cop!

slam flanders
Jan 13, 2015

Solice Kirsk posted:

Yeah, my friend's ex-wife is a cop and they put her under cover in vice almost immediately because she has full sleeves. When I was doing my interviewing they loved my sleeves and the fact that I had friends in gangs as a younger man. Anything that makes you seem less like a cop is huge for undercover/sting work.

it's cool you still didn't get to be a cop

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

cash crab posted:

That's super interesting. I know a few police forces that don't give a poo poo one way or another, but I know you're absolutely barred from the RCMP if you have any tattoos whatsoever (they also reject you based on weird poo poo like childhood asthma, so whatever). Man, if I had any ability whatsoever to tell people what to do, I'd be a great cop!

Yeah but the RCMP struggle with undercover work anyway, the horse is a dead giveaway.

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe
You dress up the horse as a lowrider

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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slam flanders posted:

it's cool you still didn't get to be a cop

I didn't disclose one of my arrests that I forgot about. Apparently, not disclosing it is worse than doing it. They didn't care about the other 3 I reported.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL


http://imgur.com/gallery/y1gbkGJ

It's like poetry or something

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Gaunab posted:



http://imgur.com/gallery/y1gbkGJ

It's like poetry or something

docsierra via iPhone1 point : 21 minutes ago reply
Fuckin Goons

Seriously, though, I got a good laugh out of that picture.

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
Something Awful, Jesus haven't seen that site in a long time. Real gems in that community lol.

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES

itsmabus 42 points : 3 replies : 2 hours ago reply
How is it three forum posts in a row have thematic user names? Is it a joke/staged?

thatclimbingguy 14 points : 1 reply : 2 hours ago reply
For those who don't get it - "BAN ME IF I EVER MENTION COOKIES AGAIN" Which he did, in a way, and got banned.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Hopkins FBI posted:


thatclimbingguy 14 points : 1 reply : 2 hours ago reply
For those who don't get it - "BAN ME IF I EVER MENTION COOKIES AGAIN" Which he did, in a way, and got banned.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Hopkins FBI posted:

thatclimbingguy 14 points : 1 reply : 2 hours ago reply
For those who don't get it - "BAN ME IF I EVER MENTION COOKIES AGAIN" Which he did, in a way, and got banned.

:ms: thanks, guy

Evelyn Nesbit
Jul 8, 2012

quadrophrenic posted:

Something Awful, Jesus haven't seen that site in a long time. Real gems in that community lol.

This has my vote for new thread title.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



What is this from?

screech on the beach
Mar 9, 2004

cash crab posted:

What is this from?

Danger 5

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z09bNgSeMI

BlueKingBar
Jan 25, 2016

Hey guys let's just literally never talk to me again maybe that'll fix things



Well, now I have to see this movie.

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

quadrophrenic posted:

Something Awful, Jesus haven't seen that site in a long time. Real gems in that community lol.

the best part of that comment is if the replies are to be believed even imgur wont read gbs

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
the top comment on that is literally "Never seen this before. +1"

imgur has just given up on trying to be funny, huh

aardvaard
Mar 4, 2013

you belong in the bog of eternal stench

BlueKingBar posted:



Well, now I have to see this movie.

It's a TV show. It's also on Netflix.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

BlueKingBar posted:



Well, now I have to see this movie.

is this trump's casino

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Tetracube posted:

is this trump's casino

No... it's not racist enough.

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