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I'd love it. Unless I wouldn't. But I'm pretty sure the only reason I hated D&D the one time I played it was because the DM was boring and had bad ideas. I'm not worried about that here.
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Mar 15, 2016 03:06
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I want to play the Barbarian Anesthesiologist Doctor Feelgood
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Smasher Dynamo posted:In the IRC channel, FairGame suggested I DM a D&D campaign or something during the offseason. I'm ambivalent, but I wanted to see if there's interest. Oh man do I want in on this noise.
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Mar 15, 2016 03:07
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I've never played D&D and would be interested in starting but it seems like we have plenty of potential players, already.
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Mar 15, 2016 03:11
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I am probably too busy to actually play, I just want to make the Barbarian Anesthesiologist Doctor Feelgood
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Mar 15, 2016 03:13
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I've never done D&D before, but I know RPGs in general. Sign me up!
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Mar 15, 2016 03:17
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never played D&D but I'd be interested
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Mar 15, 2016 03:22
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TheFlyingLlama posted:never played D&D but I'd be interested same
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Mar 15, 2016 03:27
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I would love to
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TheFlyingLlama posted:never played D&D but I'd be interested same, OP, same. though my work hours change every week soooooooooo
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Mar 15, 2016 04:11
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Clearly I, the world's greatest wizard, would fit right into a D&D adventure.
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Mar 15, 2016 04:20
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I have actually played D&D before, and I'd be interested. So there.
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Mar 15, 2016 05:06
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I would be interested as well. I'm also interested in winning.
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Mar 15, 2016 05:14
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Let's Play!>BBM Super-League XIX and D&D Extravaganza: Total Party Kills No Longer Reserved For the Gauntlet!
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Mar 15, 2016 05:41
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I would also be interested in D&D.
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Mar 15, 2016 05:59
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I am interested in hearing the wacky stuff other people get up to in D&D than doing it myself (especially when Smasher's behind it), so if it is done, can someone please record it?
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I'm interested in D&D and play it with a couple of friends on a weekly basis although the roleplaying value of those sessions is rather questionable. As for my Super-League fate I'm going to be back like always till the end of time and hopefully will have achieved a playoff berth when that time comes around. Just out of interest what would be the smallest stadium possible in Mogul size wise?
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CVE posted:Just out of interest what would be the smallest stadium possible in Mogul size wise? 250/350/375/350/250.
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RE: Playoffs I don't care if it's the Subpar League, I need to win. I deserve to win. We will win.
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I would not be interested in D&D, which seems too nerdy for even my tastes, but I'm not the type of person who's going to stop anyone else from doing it. There might be ridicule involved though.
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Mar 15, 2016 14:25
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Super League D&D sounds brilliant and fascinating and I regret that I don't have the free time to participate.
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I haven't played D&D in years. So I could maybe be interested depending on scheduling stuff.
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mentholmoose posted:I would not be interested in D&D, which seems too nerdy for even my tastes, but I'm not the type of person who's going to stop anyone else from doing it. Are you saying you have not enjoyed the tales of Spriggles and Pashicus?
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 McDowell: A Super-League Musical 1. Four Against the Bombers FOREVERBWFC What's to be done, against this new threat? What's to be done, with all this regret? The Bombers stand here, they come with their terrors, and here we must wait, my team now pall bearers CY YOUNG All hope does seem lost, darkness prevails At the end of this day, no wind for our sails I can pitch with the skill of a god, But against the Bombers, I feel like a fraud They will batter me, scatter me, splatter me, oh! They will smash me, and crash me and bash me, no! PETE ALEXANDER And I fare no better against this new madness, I too fear my failure, and the coming sadness! Who will save us when we need a fresh start? Who will brave this new enemy with brave heart? ALL We stand here now, the pitchers of the W's We wonder how, will there be no subs Because we are weak, and we need something better A heroic pitcher, whose courage has no fetter! RANDY JOHNSON With slider and fastball, I will do my best But like the others, I'll fail this test The W's cannot beat the Bombers with talent We have need for a pitcher who is heaven-sent FOREVERBWFC But who is this man who come save the day? Is he man or machine, or in area grey? Rest now, you pitchers, I have an idea A new being of sort that would like to meet ya For I was recently given a new cyborg to consult on This unbeatable lefty, Wanderlei Bolton! WANDERLEI BOLTON I am steel and flesh, combined in one form A marvel of science, far beyond the norm My cold metal heart does not admit fear I promise a title by the end of this year! ALL We stand here now, the pitchers of the W's We wonder how, will there be no subs Because we are weak, and we need something better A heroic pitcher, whose courage has no fetter! JACK MCDOWELL This Bolton's strong, of that I have no doubt And yet I stand, nearly need to shout A cyborg with metal heart, is he the right man? Are we so sure, to commit to this plan? FOREVERBWFC In this hour of darkness, I must have some solace Wanderlei's greatness, can't you hear it call us? The man with the arm powered by pistons? Here is the guy who needs no assistance! He'll be the Bombers, and take us to heaven! He is the man, I'll start in Game Seven! JACK MCDOWELL I fear this is rash, a poor decision I know in the end, you'll make a revision When the hour comes, the clock strikes midnight I'll be waiting to make it all alright! 2. A Ghostly Vision MENTHOLMOOSE For seasons untold, my team was beaten The Bombers always bombed, no hope for the title Kicked out of the playoffs by always a new cretin But in these new days, but hopes remain vital For just now, have I cast out the Panderers Pander's team, so very long my nemesis Now nothing more than the baseball Bernie Sanderers Second-best, thrown down by my own genius I am so close now, to the finals I have long desired And I know how, that I will birth this dream I've sired! GHOST OF PANDER Oh, I am beat, devoid of my substance Reduced to Revenant, though not Threshold And yet I counsel you, that there remains a chance That your team, though mighty, may yet fold Look at the W's, they're champions twice They're not so easy to beat, or Eazy, I fear They've got a lineup with dingers and spice There's no reason it can't be their year! MENTHOLMOOSE Silence, you spirit, trouble me no more, I vanquished you from these proceedings And frankly, I've always found you a bore So quit now with all of your needlings My day has come, I've no doubt of that now Just wait, you all now will see Because I promise, that here in Game One I'll have myself a great vict'ry! 3. Calamity, Part One KEITH FOULKE Calamity! PAUL ASSENMACHER Calamity! ROB DIBBLE Calamity! FOREVERBWFC Oh, what has happened to my team Broken now, robbed of its sheen A great disaster just now struck us? What has caused all this ruckus? CY YOUNG It was not I, no indeed I pitched well, our team's need But something changed when I left The calamity struck, we're bereft! KEITH FOULKE Calamity! PAUL ASSENMACHER Calamity! ROB DIBBLE Calamity! FOREVERBWFC I do not understand it, I need to know more! What caused this great disaster, and this painful score? ED DELAHANTY It was not the hitter's fault, that I'll say for sure! We crushed the mighty Walt Johnson, today we had the cure! We hit and hit, fourteen in all, seven runs it all Whatever hosed up our team, we will not take the fall! KEITH FOULKE Calamity! PAUL ASSENMACHER Calamity! ROB DIBBLE Calamity! FOREVERBWFC Well no one speak the truth of what caused this mess? What's the cause of this huge problem, please assess? ERI YOSHIDA With heavy heart, and conflicted mind, I come to you today For though it's not my doing, it sort of is, in a way The bullpen, as you know, is not always great Today's we found a new low, leading to this dismal fate KEITH FOULKE Calamity! PAUL ASSENMACHER Calamity! ROB DIBBLE Calamity! ERI YOSHIDA Up seven-nil, with just a bit left in the game We sent for Foulke, Assenmacher, Dibble, all the same They threw the ball right down the pipe, a poor strategy The Bombers they just kept hitting, as if off a tee The runs kept piling on, it happened much too fast And much too soon, the runs they ran right past Nine in all, in just one frame The Bombers win, and now refrain KEITH FOULKE Calamity! PAUL ASSENMACHER Calamity! ROB DIBBLE Calamity! FOREVERBWFC Calamity!  4. Pete Alexander MENTHOLMOOSE Look at this man, this Pete Alexander I'll hear you now, in your candor Can we beat this man, he pitches well Each out he gets, it's our death knell GHOST OF PANDER As to your question, whether you can win I say with inflection, you're not mistaken Alexander is good, better than your best While perhaps you could, you hitters rest MENTHOLMOOSE Look at these fools, they will not hit! Inning after inning, it's like they have quit! Pete's not so great, I've seen him lose! If they don't beat him now, I'm going for booze! GHOST OF PANDER You disappoint me, my friend, with your disposition Is this really the end, answer my inquisition! MENTHOLMOOSE He's beaten us now, I don't see the hope, Can we beat him ever, the answer is 'nope' A shutout loss at home, an ugly sight My mouth's gone numb, my skin bone-white! GHOST OF PANDER I should not cheer you, I don't like you much But I'll speat to you true, act as your crutch Game Three's a dead cert, the Bombers must win! For they cannot lose to the double Bolton!  5. Wanderlei's Bolton CHORUS The W's are back in Bolton, here we'll win it all! We've come back here the series tied, we hear the people's call! The day has come to show the world, the time come finally! For now the Bombers must surely die, at the hands of Wanderlei! FOREVERBWFC There's no doubt we'll soar, there's no doubt we'll score There's no doubt we'll hit, there's no doubt we'll poo poo All over the Bombers today! Because I have all of my hopes in Wanderlei! CHORUS Yes, we have all of our hopes in Wanderlei! ED DELAHANTY For a long time I doubted him, that is true A machine and a man, those beings should be two Not joined as one in unholy embrace But I'll make an exception in this case! CHORUS Yes, we'll make an exception in this case! LOU WHITAKER For many years I've often wondered When in the playoffs we've usually blundered Who is the true, great SP3? Now Wanderlei is here, my mind is free? CHORUS Yes, Wanderlei is here, our minds are free! FOREVERBWFC And so, the time has come for us to watch The great hope of Bolton, who cannot botch A lead in this series we shall take And now the Bombers' will, Wanderlei will break! CHORUS Yes, and now the Bombers' will, Wanderlei will break! 6. Death of Cyborg FOREVERBWFC What am I watching, what am I seeing? What horror show is this? I feel as though a great wound in my being A nightmare I'd rather miss! His arm nearly broken in two pieces! This is my desert? No philosopher could come up with a thesis For this deserved hurt! In Wanderlei, I placed all my faith My hopes, my dreams, my wishes True, in many ways he was just a naif So young, and now, after one game, he sleeps with the fishes! CHORUS Is there no hope? Is there no way? Are we just doomed? Someone have their say! FOREVERBWFC No, I see now that all left is blackness He cannot pitch more, not today In terms of story structure, he is no Katniss That archer chick from that mov-ay. Wanderlei's finished, he's done, caput! He'll throw no more this year! And to our coming defeat, salut! Let's all just get drunk on beer! CHORUS Is there no hope? Is there no way? Are we just doomed? Someone have their say! MARK BELLHORN In times of despair, I rise from my sleep To see how this team has fared! And I see now that your despair is deep, But ForeverBWFC, be not scared! Though all seems lost, it may not be so I see a light that is coming No matter what happens, you must still know Your must not yourself out bumming! FOREVERBWFC Bellhorn, many times I have wondered Is this our promised end? And despite your words, my dreams are slumbered. We're still hosed, my friend! The terror of maths remains in my head That brutal arithmetic If this series goes the distance, we're dead Of that I'd bet my dick! Who will pitch game seven now, when all is on the line? To inevitable failure, I know bow, defeat is surely mine! CHORUS Is there no hope? Is there no way? Are we just doomed? Someone have their say! MARK BELLHORN (aside) This prophecy, I'm not free to tell, Not even to ease his mind But the W's will not yet go straight to hell There's a way out of this bind For terror is deep, and they wish to void their bowel That is the time, all will be well, for they will have McDowell!  7. Have You Heard? CHORUS Have you heard? Have you heard? Have you heard? Have you heard? ADAM DUNN Have you heard, my dear Yoshida? Things are great, and we don't need a Game seven starter after all We've got it done, we're playin' ball! Games Four and five have gone so great There's no need to worry, about that date When we might run out of pitchers Instead, let's drink some beer pitchers! ERI YOSHIDA Your rhyme was good, and I'm still concerned It's been too long, since our bullpen has burned And it's only a matter of time- ADAM DUNN Oh Yoshida, I'll finish this rhyme Game Six is the final, of that we're convinced! After that the Bombers, they'll all minced It's definitely going to great! ERI YOSHIDA Dunn, you should probably wait! ADAM DUNN Have you heard, my dear Yoshida? Cy Young and Big Unit are world-beatas! They made the Bombers look oh so mortal Game Six is going to be our great portal Right back to the Super-League final! ERI YOSHIDA I think I might need a Tylenol! And it's not so close, it's still faraway! ADAM DUNN Oh Yoshida, it gets closer every day! ERI YOSHIDA I'm still concerned, if we make one mistake! Game Seven looms large, for our rotation's sake! I worry until the final bell That we might soon be sucked to hell! ADAM DUNN and CHORUS Have you heard, my dear Yoshida? Alexander's win will be neata! We'll finally be done with mentholmoose! The only one left will be mooseontheloose! Have you heard, my dear Yoshida? Hope's alive, I think you need a Bit more faith, in what we can do! We'll win Game Six, now that is true! We'll run to the top, no one can say boo! The W's will be the three-time Champs tooooooooooooo!   8. Oklahoma City Note: Contents of this song currently under protest from Oklahoma City Chamber of Tourism MENTHOLMOOSE Welcome now, to OKC, your final resting place! A ghastly little pit of hell, my true night base! You've come this far, I must applaud All of your derring-do! But this is where your journey ends Because I know you're screwed! CHORUS Oklahoma City, pit of evil! Oklahoma City, seat of weevil! Oklahoma City, land of sad! Oklahoma City, pretty loving bad! MENTHOLMOOSE Come see the sights of my nightmare city! It won't take too long, they're all pretty lovely! The climate will bake you, then freeze, then make you Wish you had never been, to this city made of sin! Horror runs through this land, Flaming Lips the home band! Hellish visions burn your mind, maybe you wish that you were blind! CHORUS Oklahoma City, pit of evil! Oklahoma City, seat of weevil! Oklahoma City, land of sad! Oklahoma City, pretty loving bad! C. EVERETT KOOP They stole the Sonics for Seattle For a crowd of gawking cattle CHORUS Oklahoma City, pit of evil! Oklahoma City, seat of weevil! Oklahoma City, land of sad! Oklahoma City, pretty loving bad! MENTHOLMOOSE Everything is deep-fried, from Snickers bars to apple pie All the residents are huge fat-asses, all the men and the lasses These are people who like Ted Cruz, and also drinking all the booze To drown their senses of their life, its misery cuts like a knife The worst place on the Planet Earth, here where evil had its birth CHORUS Oklahoma City, pit of evil! Oklahoma City, seat of weevil! Oklahoma City, land of sad! Oklahoma City, pretty loving bad! 9. Calamity, Part Two KEITH FOULKE Calamity! PAUL ASSENMACHER Calamity! ROB DIBBLE Calamity! FOREVERBWFC Oh, no, it has happened once again! Our bullpen's failure is our end! I thought this would be a bagatelle! But then the relievers, they all fell! ERI YOSHIDA I warned you all of this tragedy! But no one ever listens to me! FOREVERBWFC I did not think lightning would strike twice! Granted a poor bullpen is our greatest vice! But with this loss in Game Six We'll need a starting pitcher fix! Who can save us from this doom? We need an answer, we need it soon! CY YOUNG But I am too tired! RANDY JOHNSON And I am too weak! PETE ALEXANDER I'm not the starting pitcher you seek! FOREVERBWFC Is there no one left to take a stand? I must put the ball in someone's hand! Our bullpen's failure has doomed us all! I blame them all for this fall! KEITH FOULKE Calamity! PAUL ASSENMACHER Calamity! ROB DIBBLE Calamity!  10. Interlude: Moose's Ambition MENTHOLMOOSE Victory's mine, the game is over! Truly I've found my four-leaf clover! In that I have four pitchers that remain! The W's are down to three, which is a shame! Because all are tired, and Game Seven looms! And that means that they are in for their dooms! Nothing can stop me now, I know it! Nothing can stop me now, no bullshit! 11. The Night Before JACK MCDOWELL My time has come, to make my debut As the savior in this venue The hellish land of OKC Will be the site of my glory! CHORUS But there must be a better way! Call someone else to save the day! JACK MCDOWELL I know I can, I know I will Though to some it is a bitter pill That the only man to answer the bell Is the one and only McDowell! CHORUS But there must be a better way! Call someone else to save the day! JACK MCDOWELL I'll admit I'm hardly Roman Reigns I wouldn't be the one who feigns To look the part of the great hero But of alternatives, there's zero! CHORUS But there must be a better way! Call someone else to save the day! JACK MCDOWELL Wanderlei's gone, totally broken Arms are charred, machinery smokin' With me you'll need to come to terms It's me or else we're food for worms! CHORUS But there must be a better way! Call someone else to save the day! JACK MCDOWELL I'm the man, now that is manifest! And it's up to me to do my best! I can't convince you all, but one man must see! Do you understand now, ForeverBWFC? FOREVERBWFC I am surrounded by doubt, unsure to the end But we have no choice, you I will send to the mound for Game Seven, the final contest Win, lose, we can't draw, so this is no jest McDowell, I hope, I pray, I want it so badly That you can win this game, not leave us all sadly But I just don't know, I'm not sure that you're right Though other options I have none, and tonight is the night! FOREVERBWFC/CY YOUNG/PETE ALEXANDER/RANDY JOHNSON Go forth Jack, and win this game! Go forth Jack, earn yourself fame! Go forth Jack, you can do no less! Go forth Jack, to clean up our mess! Go forth Jack, for the masses! Go forth Jack, and save our asses! 12. Game Seven FOREVERBWFC Can we do this? Can we in? The inning's seven, time's running thin! One more rally, all we need! A few more runs, then the Bombers will concede! MENTHOLMOOSE No, no, not like this, it can't end! Just a few more outs, and I'll send My team to the finals, for firt time! That would truly be sublime! FOREVERBWFC Yes, one run across, the game is tied! MENTHOLMOOSE No, no, this result I won't abide! drat you, Grove, show focus, please don't die! Or else I'll spend the offseason asking why! FOREVERBWFC And another, the lead is ours, at last! McDowell's on record, the winner, now fast! Relievers redeem, fail nor more! You must not allow the Bombers to score! MENTHOLMOOSE The game's not over, there's still a chance! Come on, offense, make them dance! They're on the edge, can't you see? Make me a third calamity! FOREVERBWFC Just one more out now, it's almost done In the end, it was kind of fun MENTHOLMOOSE The runner's on base, the tying run at plate It's not yet quite all too late With one good swing, we could these woes mend FOREVERBWFC He hits a ball on the ground, fielded, that's the end! MENTHOLMOOSE Oh gently caress, gently caress, gently caress, gently caress, gently caress, gently caress, gently caress gently caress, gently caress, gently caress, gently caress, gently caress, gently caress, gently caress, gently caress!  13. Jack McDowell, W's Messiah CHORUS For he himself did win it, though the hitters helped a little bit He saved the W's season, and he saved it for everyone! He could shown fear like a fowl, but instead he was McDowell Though the Kernels or RCMP are waiting, let's a moment for this great thing For the Canadian or shortstop's cowl, is no match for the McDowell! SMASHER DYNAMO If I could just cut in here, there's some things I have to make clear Wanderlei's out for the season, a busted arm being the reason And with the finals in two update, a no-DH lineup would be great And, uh, that's about it. Something, something that rhymes with 'it.'
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Most accurate depiction of Oklahoma in a musical ever.
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Bolton must be destroyed.
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FairGame posted:Most accurate depiction of Oklahoma in a musical ever. Also probably the only one.
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 TRADE Oklahoma City Bombers send: Dispersal Draft Round 4 pick Roman Reigns Fun Club send: RP Pedro Borbon '75 C Roy Campanella '49 note: name is not official.
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Yaya posted:Also probably the only one. It must be nice being Canadian rather than growing up in the Midwest and having to spend an entire loving week every year in elementary school learning about this. And I'm not even from Oklahoma, I'm from its shitpile neighbor, Missouri.
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Armitage posted:
I approve. Time to blow it all up!
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I don't know if I'm only now noticing it because I'm actually really paying attention to the Super-League playoffs now that I've spent enough time in the Super-League to really get into all facets of it, but these playoff series writings have been home run after home run. This poo poo is amazing. It seems only fitting that if the W's were to have their last hurrah, that Jack McDowell be the one to bring them to the promised land once again. Also, WE WANT BELLHORN *clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*
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Smasher, you keep outdoing yourself every time! Okay folks, I'm wanting to make moves! Spreadsheet here: Click Here, It's Fun For The Whole Family I still have a bunch of guys in the "Players to definitely be traded" tab. I also have a few that I could be interested in trading in the "Current Roster" tab, but I would like to offer to be worth considering. I do want a youinger emergency catcher than '25 Wally Schang, though. I definitely would consider picks! I don't know what I will end up calling those bozos.(since I am being depushed back to the Sub-Par League we will probably be the Jersey City Jobbers again),
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Holy moly that must have been a time consuming update to write Smasher. And drat do I ever want to beat the Kernals so I can selfishly have two more playoff updates about my team.Yaya posted:Also probably the only one. Even a Canadian should be familiar with "OH! Kla-Homa where the something something something plains.."
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Okay, a bizarrely high number of you people are interested in D&D. Someone should make a sheet to figure out when people are available. Someone who isn't me. Also, to list whether they'd prefer 2nd Edition or 3.5 Edition.
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yeah that update was ridiculous(ly good).quote:For just now, have I cast out the Panderers You rhymed Panderers to something that fits in context. insane. Armitage: burn your incontinent pie traynor to the ground and don't roster him.
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HulkaMatt posted:THE W'S The Playoffs Are a Crapshoot
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