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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Solice Kirsk posted:

Happens to the best of us. Just the other day I mixed up metric and standard and wound up with a wrench punctured completely through my tire.

CAUTION: Wrench 1km Ahead

"Pffft, I got a whole mile before I get to it."

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nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Picnic Princess posted:

It's that horrid little monkey lizard man



I don't know why you're calling him a lizard, that's clearly a flehmen response.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


PleasantDirge posted:

I tightened some metric wheel bolts with a sae socket and blew all four tires just the other day.

I messed up a simple metric conversion and delivered millions of dollars of advanced technical equipment into the surface of Mars at speed.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

HBomb posted:

WANNA GO FOR A RIDE

Fuckin LOL.

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Still less frightening than trusting a middle eastern man with a female child at this point.

BOOOOOOOOM! Try not to cut yourselves on my rapier wit.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
I fuckin' love racism.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

"Don't move, maybe he won't see us"

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Jaktai
Apr 18, 2007

Robot Lincoln posted:

Obviously Jesus had proto-tentacle arms



PS had to make sure to go incognito before searching anything tentacle related

That's both awesome and a bit creepy.

They clearly need to make them more pink thou.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Solice Kirsk posted:

Still less frightening than trusting a middle eastern man with a female child at this point.

BOOOOOOOOM! Try not to cut yourselves on my rapier wit.

I think you mean trusting children to the Catholic Church. Particularly in Australia, it turns out.

http://www.abc.net.au/ballarat/topics/community-and-society/child-abuse/?page=1

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

Jaktai posted:

That's both awesome and a bit creepy.

They clearly need to make them more pink thou.


and ribbed

for extra grip, what.

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011


u think they have a different banner for 'VIBRATOR RACES NEXT WEEK'?

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

slappy ham

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012






Gaukler
Oct 9, 2012



All I could think of:

coffeecup
Feb 26, 2016

Come in, Dogfort

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Dungeon Ecology posted:

u think they have a different banner for 'VIBRATOR RACES NEXT WEEK'?
VIBRATOR RACES: COMING SOON

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Gaukler posted:

All I could think of:



get me out of this whack rear end cardboard prison

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Gaukler posted:

All I could think of:



I just see that orc in world of warcraft peeping in on the night elves doing stuff and them asking him to leave and he goes "no"

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables



*This product not recommended for Jews or Muslims.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

I'm on a train for little boys

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Picnic Princess posted:

It's that horrid little monkey lizard man



homercles
Feb 14, 2010

Ok Fella posted:

I just see that orc in world of warcraft peeping in on the night elves doing stuff and them asking him to leave and he goes "no"



must have been taken in classic

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Gaukler posted:

All I could think of:



Well done. I get it

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Goodpancakes posted:

I messed up a simple metric conversion and delivered millions of dollars of advanced technical equipment into the surface of Mars at speed.

Same, but I nearly crashed a 767 with 70 people on board.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


I really, really struggle to see it any other way.

Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009


Picnic Princess posted:

I really, really struggle to see it any other way.

It's somebody slumping into the arms of the other guy.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
I think the lower head is supposed to be in profile, but the shadows on the face and the stupid anime hair makes it look like they're facing the same direction.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle



Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

homercles posted:



must have been taken in classic

The best one is when the couple is banging and troll dude is just watching with a beer in his hand.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

whiteyfats posted:

The best one is when the couple is banging and troll dude is just watching with a beer in his hand.

It's actually a can of nails in his hand.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
poo poo wrong thread

Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009


whiteyfats posted:

The best one is when the couple is banging and troll dude is just watching with a beer in his hand.

Semi-:nws:
ralph pls go

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

That looks like he's gonna have a hell of a time with his knees when he's 80. :(

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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost


Ralph's Journal. October 12th, 2005:

Horse dong in butt this morning, white stain on ground. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The estates are extended gutters and the gutters are full of jizz and when the drains finally scab over, all the Residents will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and fetishes will foam up about their waists and all the whores and chads will look up and shout "Ralph pls go"...

...and I'll look down, and whisper


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