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darkarchon: Feb 2, 2016; My name is a trolling word

TTerrible posted:

Hello from my spaceship.

What exactly am I seeing :confused:

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WhiskeyWhiskers: Oct 14, 2013; "هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Tippis posted:

Why Sweden?

Swedish gangsters?

# ? Mar 15, 2016 21:41

Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Swedish gangsters?

I suppose, but a bit too subtle or oblique.

Just shop some shotguns into this one and put it in the background instead:

# ? Mar 15, 2016 21:47

WhiskeyWhiskers: Oct 14, 2013; "هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Tippis posted:

I suppose, but a bit too subtle or oblique.

Just shop some shotguns into this one and put it in the background instead:

Yeah, I didn't really get it until you questioned it.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 21:48

Sedisp: Jun 20, 2012

Scruffpuff posted:

Now I'm picturing an Obama stylized poster of Chris Roberts with the text "No we can't."

# ? Mar 15, 2016 21:53

orcinus: Feb 25, 2016; Fun Shoe

# ? Mar 15, 2016 21:54

Sundowner: Apr 10, 2013; not even
jeff goldblum could save me from this nightmare

orcinus posted:

i need this

# ? Mar 15, 2016 21:57

Xaerael: Aug 25, 2010; Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Maybe all of crocrumkin's hand flailing is actually an elaborate semaphore communication.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 21:59

Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Xaerael posted:

Maybe all of crocrumkin's hand flailing is actually an elaborate semaphore communication.

Haven't we done the Caesar on an aldis lamp joke before?

# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:02

Dementropy: Aug 23, 2010

I see the new Humble Bundle is selling CryEngine assets, so expect new and awesome astroturf floormats for ships, and (ooh!) even a MoCap paintball fps - Star Marine's back on the menu!

https://www.humblebundle.com/cryengine-bundle

# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:02

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

intardnation posted:

my other cat!

your cat is blurry

# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:03

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

Tippis posted:

Why Sweden?

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Yeah, I didn't really get it until you questioned it.

yes sweden

# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:06

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

TTerrible posted:

Hello from my spaceship.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:07

TTerrible: Jul 15, 2005

Daztek posted:

# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:08

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

trucutru posted:

your cat is blurry

High fidelity motion blur.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:09

iron buns: Jan 12, 2016

CryEngine 5 announced: http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2016-03-15-crytek-announces-cryengine-5-adopts-pay-what-you-want-model

It's apparently free to use (pay what you want), has an asset store, DX12 support and heavy VR focus.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:09

Iglocska: Nov 23, 2015

Cryengine 5 announced, in the reddit thread about it the question is how would this affect Star Citizen.

Response:

quote:

It is just code.
They can simply buy the engine and do with it as they please (use parts they want).

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4ak66c/discussioncryengine_5_announced_how_will_affect/d110xpf

Finally a guy that understands game development

# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:10

Ponzi: Feb 21, 2016; DEPORTED FROM FLAVOR TOWN

ICSA 67 LOSER; Fun Shoe

Nothing to do with SC, but here's a geek joke:

# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:12

TTerrible: Jul 15, 2005

UE4 really ate everyones lunch. I'm not sure CE5 will compete with the Amazon fork (can't remember what its called) let alone Unity and UE

# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:14

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

iron buns posted:

CryEngine 5 announced: http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2016-03-15-crytek-announces-cryengine-5-adopts-pay-what-you-want-model

It's apparently free to use (pay what you want), has an asset store, DX12 support and heavy VR focus.

The only ship CIG haven't missed is the Titanic

# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:14

orcinus: Feb 25, 2016; Fun Shoe

Iglocska posted:

Cryengine 5 announced, in the reddit thread about it the question is how would this affect Star Citizen.

Response:

quote:
It is just code.
They can simply buy the engine and do with it as they please (use parts they want).

Killing me.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:16

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6466468/#Comment_6466468

# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:19

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

Daztek posted:

Even Reddit gets it, even if they read way too much into it

Define "gets it".

You are reading the same thread, right? That being the case, did you clearly - and conveniently - miss the part where they really thought I had actually straight up doxed a war vet?

Or the part where they actually thought the person behind the troll account was my nephew (Ricky. lol!!)? That despite the fact that I had blocked that person weeks ago because he's an annoying poo poo.

Or the part where, after reading about it here, it finally dawned on them that I had outed a troll account?

If you missed all the above clues, then sorry to say, you're just as clueless as they are.

It's called a reverse troll.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:19

WhiskeyWhiskers: Oct 14, 2013; "هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Have any of the CIG devs ever called their engine StarEngine, or is it something marketing or the cultists came up with themselves?

e:

D_Smart posted:

Define "gets it".

You are reading the same thread, right? That being the case, did you clearly - and conveniently - miss the part where they really thought I had actually straight up doxed a war vet?

Or the part where they actually thought the person behind the troll account was my nephew (Ricky. lol!!)? That despite the fact that I had blocked that person weeks ago because he's an annoying poo poo.

Or the part where, after reading about it here, it finally dawned on them that I had outed a troll account?

If you missed all the above clues, then sorry to say, you're just as clueless as they are.

It's called a reverse troll.

Oh my god this just gets better.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:20

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

MeLKoR posted:

They're bat-poo poo insane. Truly.

I don't even follow /r/Derek Smart/ and only get to see the hilarity when something interesting pops up in Google Alerts. But this incident was truly remarkable in its ability to deliver the lulz. It's like every week, they try to one up themselves.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:23

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:23

Atreiden: May 4, 2008

D_Smart posted:

Define "gets it".

You are reading the same thread, right? That being the case, did you clearly - and conveniently - miss the part where they really thought I had actually straight up doxed a war vet?

Or the part where they actually thought the person behind the troll account was my nephew (Ricky. lol!!)? That despite the fact that I had blocked that person weeks ago because he's an annoying poo poo.

Or the part where, after reading about it here, it finally dawned on them that I had outed a troll account?

If you missed all the above clues, then sorry to say, you're just as clueless as they are.

It's called a reverse troll.

Never change Dr. Smart, never change. :allears:

# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:23

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

I've got a new guitar so double gently caress you star sitizen

# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:24

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

im dying, help

# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:24

orcinus: Feb 25, 2016; Fun Shoe

Fascinating.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:25

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

Yolomon Wayne posted:

While Elite has
Sidewinder, Eagle, Imperial Eagle, Viper mk3, Viper mk4, Cobra mk3, Cobra mk4, Imperial Courier, Imperial clipper, Imperial Cutter, Federal Dropship, Federal Assault Ship, Federal Gunship, Diamondback scout, Asp scout, Asp Explorer, Python, Anaconda, Fer-De-lance, Vulture, Hauler, Type 6, Type 7, Type 9, Orca plus any i missed out of this, and people will arguet that SC has WAY MOAR SHIPS than E:D?

http://elite-dangerous.wikia.com/wiki/Ships

# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:25

kikkelivelho: Aug 27, 2015

The ship computer is constantly yelling "critical failure imminent" at me. It's been doing that for 10 minutes though so not sure what's going on

An evil bandit shot the engines of my ship while I was running around a station. Luckily the engines reappeared when I re-entered the ship. No harm done

When you leave ships alone they start to slowly rotate counter-clockwise. Probably for the same reason toilets on earth flush to a certain direction.

the cryastro stations are very selective with their repairs. This also happens IRL so very realistic detail indeed.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:25

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

two thumbs up

# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:26

Martout: Aug 8, 2007; None so deprived

D_Smart posted:

Define "gets it".

You are reading the same thread, right? That being the case, did you clearly - and conveniently - miss the part where they really thought I had actually straight up doxed a war vet?

Or the part where they actually thought the person behind the troll account was my nephew (Ricky. lol!!)? That despite the fact that I had blocked that person weeks ago because he's an annoying poo poo.

Or the part where, after reading about it here, it finally dawned on them that I had outed a troll account?

If you missed all the above clues, then sorry to say, you're just as clueless as they are.

It's called a reverse troll.

Thank you Uncle D for schooling everyone it was much needed and it is certainly not you missing the funny here nope.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:27

Sundowner: Apr 10, 2013; not even
jeff goldblum could save me from this nightmare

Daztek posted:

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6466468/#Comment_6466468

LITERALLY selling jpegs now

WHAT. THE. gently caress.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:28

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

D_Smart posted:

Define "gets it".

You are reading the same thread, right? That being the case, did you clearly - and conveniently - miss the part where they really thought I had actually straight up doxed a war vet?

Or the part where they actually thought the person behind the troll account was my nephew (Ricky. lol!!)? That despite the fact that I had blocked that person weeks ago because he's an annoying poo poo.

Or the part where, after reading about it here, it finally dawned on them that I had outed a troll account?

If you missed all the above clues, then sorry to say, you're just as clueless as they are.

It's called a reverse troll.

Dear uncle Derek, you may not remember it but I was the one that suggested you start this thread. Because I like your uncle antics! And, as a good nephew let me tell you this is getting embarrassing.

# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:30

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

"It's called a reverse troll! You guys just don't understand, gawd!"

# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:30

Literally Kermit: Mar 4, 2012; t

D_Smart posted:

Define "gets it".

You are reading the same thread, right? That being the case, did you clearly - and conveniently - miss the part where they really thought I had actually straight up doxed a war vet?

Or the part where they actually thought the person behind the troll account was my nephew (Ricky. lol!!)? That despite the fact that I had blocked that person weeks ago because he's an annoying poo poo.

Or the part where, after reading about it here, it finally dawned on them that I had outed a troll account?

If you missed all the above clues, then sorry to say, you're just as clueless as they are.

It's called a reverse troll.

Speaking of backwards, can you please PM me a LoD key so I can Let's Play it?

# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:30

Iglocska: Nov 23, 2015

D_Smart posted:

Define "gets it".

You are reading the same thread, right? That being the case, did you clearly - and conveniently - miss the part where they really thought I had actually straight up doxed a war vet?

Or the part where they actually thought the person behind the troll account was my nephew (Ricky. lol!!)? That despite the fact that I had blocked that person weeks ago because he's an annoying poo poo.

Or the part where, after reading about it here, it finally dawned on them that I had outed a troll account?

If you missed all the above clues, then sorry to say, you're just as clueless as they are.

It's called a reverse troll.

Derek, my best advice is, take 30 minutes out of your busy day, read the last 50 or so pages of this thread, contemplate what has transpired here and then never mention it again, to anyone.

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big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Daztek posted:

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6466468/#Comment_6466468

shall we take bets on the price of the new ship? I'll take 700-750 USD

# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:33

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