Noyemi K posted:

Dickus

hyperhazard posted:

Noyemi K posted:

Dickus II

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

The trope is about comically exaggerated penises for the purposes of, well, comedy.

To say one has one in real life is to say "yeah, I'm so incredibly well-endowed that I've become a parody of masculinity."

Marshmallow Hell is about being smothered in breasts so much that one can't breathe. It's also a comedy trope but usually of the anime fanservice variety.

What the troper intended was "My monster dick got me laid by busty babes constantly. " The actual meaning given the tropes named is "My penis is gigantic. The usual nature of my colossal cock was cleverly undermined into a comedy scenario when girls kept inviting me to sleepovers and bringing me to the brink of suffocation death with their tits. This continued two years."

Krinkle posted:

Don't teach me tv tropes words jesus christ.

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

The trope is about comically exaggerated penises for the purposes of, well, comedy.

To say one has one in real life is to say "yeah, I'm so incredibly well-endowed that I've become a parody of masculinity."

Marshmallow Hell is about being smothered in breasts so much that one can't breathe. It's also a comedy trope but usually of the anime fanservice variety.

What the troper intended was "My monster dick got me laid by busty babes constantly. " The actual meaning given the tropes named is "My penis is gigantic. The usual nature of my colossal cock was cleverly undermined into a comedy scenario when girls kept inviting me to sleepovers and bringing me to the brink of suffocation death with their tits. This continued two years."

Decrepus posted:

Their self-inserts are so well endowed that they can self insert.

Decrepus posted:

Their self-inserts are so well endowed that they can self insert.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

The trope is about comically exaggerated penises for the purposes of, well, comedy.

To say one has one in real life is to say "yeah, I'm so incredibly well-endowed that I've become a parody of masculinity."

Marshmallow Hell is about being smothered in breasts so much that one can't breathe. It's also a comedy trope but usually of the anime fanservice variety.

What the troper intended was "My monster dick got me laid by busty babes constantly. " The actual meaning given the tropes named is "My penis is gigantic. The usual nature of my colossal cock was cleverly undermined into a comedy scenario when girls kept inviting me to sleepovers and bringing me to the brink of suffocation death with their tits. This continued two years."

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I'm on my way home and leaving the metrostop near my home.
At the top of the stairs to the station, a guy with an army cut is standing acting like a real bad rear end. Without looking he turns and spits down the stairs, hitting the guy right next to me on the jacket! This guy looks at the tough guy and says "ehm, excuse me?" and the tough guy keeps looking away and says "Keep walking"
The guy with spit on his jacket: "Well, you just spit on me for no reason at all, so I think an apology would be in its place at this point"
The tough guy now pulls a knife out the pocket of his jacket, and raises his voice "Do we have a problem?"
AND THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER!
The guy with spit on his jacket pulls out his badge and says with a dead face "unless you have a permission to carry that, I think we might just have"

Decrepus posted:

Their self-inserts are so well endowed that they can self insert.

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This Troper is not limited to an individual quirk, but rather has a whole slew of behavioral oddities that offset his intellectual demeanor. An example from a recent meeting on environmental conservation.
Me: So on the whole, I think that the issue of global warming actually receives far more attention than it merits in comparison with other, more pressing environmental issues, such as the unsustainability of modern agriculture.
Attendee: I'm sorry, are you eating a fork?

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This troper's high school science department was (and still is) composed of Bunny Ears Scientists. One had a dog, which practically lived in the classroom and would only follow the orders of her owner. The others routinely started class-wide ping-pong games, told anecdotes like how one teacher's ex-husband knowingly left her to drown while scuba-diving, performed magic tricks, pretended to make out with the skeletons, and drank actual urine to prove it was sterile. Two of them flirted with each other in front of the students, and it was never made clear whether they were joking or not by the time this troper graduated. On the one hand they would bicker about how one of them was teaching some extremely minor aspect of their respective subjects wrong, and then casually comment on how they were having dinner with each other that night, to discuss grading papers.

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This troper's university professor of history is a real Bunny Ears Professor. He is known for several quirks, such as giving students homework on extremely obscure, not really relevant topics, constantly joking about giving pretty female students A's for sex (and giving them A's for free), demanding puppies as bribes, and many more.

Khazar-khum posted:

Fork

Khazar-khum posted:

Quirks

kimbo305 posted:

I, too, am suspicious that any of that happened.

Skeesix posted:

Makes u think

Fathis Munk posted:

Why are they so bad about making up stories that 1) are believable, 2) shine a positive light on the characters.

Jesus they even gently caress up the classical "I've got a big dick" story.

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This troper suffers from this to the point where he refuses to wear gym shorts in PE, for obvious reasons. My gym teacher still gives me a bad mark even though I've tried explaining it would cause pain for unrelated reasons (and even got a doctor's note, though she did spend a while... ahem... examining him). This troper also thinks his doctor has a thing for him, what with how often she shows up with the best Zettai Ryouiki when he's around, it's like she knows.

Noyemi K posted:

zettai ryouiki

tvtropes posted:

"Absolute Territory" (zettai ryouiki in Japanese) describes the area of bare skin exposed on the thighs between the skirt and stockings or socks for female characters (though it's also popular with cross-dressing boys). The term and the trope come from anime and manga, with the term being used as an homage to the AT fields in Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Zettai Ryouiki is made up of three components: socks (or stockings), skin, and skirt.note As per usual for fandom who obsess about costumes, this can be considered a moe attribute and thus, appear prominently in character designs and schoolgirl outfits, despite the fact that it kind of defeats the point of a uniform.

Since a Zettai Ryouiki is defined by the length of the stockings or socks, some people have categorized it into grades depending on the length of the socks. This ranking system goes from Grade F to Grade . However, only Grades A (and thus S) and B are considered true Zettai Ryouiki.

Noyemi K posted:

This troper also thinks his doctor has a thing for him, what with how often she shows up with the best Zettai Ryouiki when he's around, it's like she knows.

Fathis Munk posted:

There is so much sperg and creepiness in this beginning of that article, it's really too good.

Noyemi K posted:

What was that, another "I've got a big dick" story? OK

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So ..Cage the Elephant is one of my all time favorite bands. They finally came to my town for a tour and I was soooo excited! There was a venue change to a smaller building, so the tickets I bought ended up becoming ones that were way further back sadly. But, we were front row balcony so, I was satisfied.

About halfway through the show, the energy starts going up and people start standing and dancing. My boyfriend, me and two friends stood up. (I'm on the end near a row) immediately a small woman says "excuse me you need to sit down, I'm short and there are also two young children behind you who can't see." WHAT. It's 9:30 at night on a Sunday and you brought two kids clearly under the age of 10 to a loud rock concert. I told her no way, and that it's a concert and people stand up. I thought that was the end of it..

Cue in white knight cowboy telling me I'm a crappy person who needs to be aware of my surroundings. I'm ruining the event for the children behind me.Plenty of people were standing at this point but it's me specifically who sucks?

I went to the lobby to cool off after being yelled at by two people. My boyfriend and I switched spots and he said he'd take care of it if anyone else said anything. CTE starts and the bitching immediately begins. This time from the kids who keep screaming "sit down I can't see" my boyfriend turned around and said "this is a concert, people stand up, it's not my fault your parents brought you here." ....silence from them.

The kids eventually sat in the aisle stairs to see.

Why do you think that's an appropriate place for your kids? There's people drinking, smoking pot, cussing, and generally being as provocative as they can. No place for a loving kid. The show ended at 12:30 so good luck with them tomorrow while sending them off to school, you self centered piece of crap parents.

Rant over, thanks for reading.

Noyemi K posted:

The only thing worse than jacking off to anime is jacking off to anime, then convincing yourself the events you jacked off to happened in your own life, and obsessively cataloguing in minute detail why you jacked off to the anime.

Thin Privilege posted:

Is Cage the Elephant that big and popular where they would be moved to a "smaller" venue that still has assigned seats and loving balconies? Cause "small" venues with balconies and seats are pretty loving big in my experience.

And that people only started getting excited midway through the show. They must not be very good because every show for a band that I've been to people go crazy at the first song.



I can't stop reading these morons they are so insane

E: also insufferable based on the comments I am reading. Why do I do this to myself.

Anticheese posted:

What are the odds that they know about Cage the Elephant for any reason other than the Borderlands opening music?

What are the odds that it isn't 1:1?

cash crab posted:

I went to see Rod Stewart with my mom a few years back and literally everyone was sitting, the whole time. Best concert I've ever been to.

bringmyfishback posted:

Is that because they were all 100 years old?




edit: I feel I should mention that I meant that purely as a joke and not an insult in any way and I hope it came across that way.

cash crab posted:

No, that was absolutely the case and it was great.

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cash crab posted: