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I'm a big fan of the part a few pages back where derek explained to us all with the aid of actual god drat footnotes how not owned he was.
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Happy Sisyphus posted:sometimes if i wonder if the world would be better off if i had never posted that screencap of Ravane's troll tweet if CR isn't going to do something dumb for the thread's entertainment, DS has to it all turned out for the best
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Good night, Thread. If I'm not back tomorrow it's because Derek Smart found my twitter and realized I was a vietcong and sent his DoD buddies after me. Thanks for all the laffs.
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Someone photoshop crobizzle onto 50's head Mr. I haven't had a real job in over 10 years but suddenly nerds gave me 100+ million, hellooo mansion, porsche, and IWC watches
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SelenicMartian posted:That booze-up was to research material for Ye Olde Pube space station, where the floor rotates and money disappears. It'll probably have to be cut for obvious reasons. I'm posting from ~130 pages in the past to say: I think Sandi would have a problem with Ye Olde Pube space station
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I checked out that Cryengine bundle. quote:
So... you know, hey, they're .ma, .mb, .fbx, .max And some .wavs and .psds Good stuff, if you're making any games that could use things. The sounds alone are worth it.
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Beet Wagon posted:Good night, Thread. If I'm not back tomorrow it's because Derek Smart found my twitter and realized I was a vietcong and sent his DoD buddies after me. : By the time I'm done beatin' information outta you, you are gonna be beggin' for paaaaaaaarp to come take you away!
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caughtupwiththethread.gif This year so far has been like 3 months of edging.
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# ? Mar 16, 2016 05:50 |
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New verse of Dancey Cat Hoedown Derek Smart is a goon in a well, goon in a well, goon in a well, Uncle Derek Smart is a goon in a well, He's still digging down yeehaa
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peter gabriel posted:I've got a new guitar so double gently caress you star sitizen Where are the pictures?? I don't have cats but I have 3 acoustic guitars so that will have to count for this thread. Last purchase was a Cordoba C5, really amazingly good value instrument at $300 new. Solid cedar top and feels incredibly light, nice warm mellow sound that makes my terrible playing sound sweeter.
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:I'm posting from ~130 pages in the past to say: I think Sandi would have a problem with Ye Olde Pube space station This gives me an idea. I need to make one of the Arenas in SP with walls completely lined in pubes. I'm not sure what will happen when you hit them. But it will NOT be good.
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Toops posted:This gives me an idea. I need to make one of the Arenas in SP with walls completely lined in pubes. I'm not sure what will happen when you hit them. But it will NOT be good. How about a shaving game mode where you pilot a Gilette Mach 3 Turbo razor and have to shave before you're dismissed from the job interview.
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D_Smart posted:Nothing to do with that. I have limits to how much fuckeries I can entertain. Maybe you should move to 64bit.
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# ? Mar 16, 2016 06:08 |
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Derek you're stuck in a well. We already started pissing on you 50 pages ago. It's time to listen to us to get you out of the well. Digging down is not an option.
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peter gabriel posted:Someone was asking to see more of the hands in VR so I made another unfunny elite vid drat, this makes me really wish I could afford one a these newfangled VR machines. Actual immersion and fidelity!
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Solarin posted:Where are the pictures?? I don't have cats but I have 3 acoustic guitars so that will have to count for this thread. Last purchase was a Cordoba C5, really amazingly good value instrument at $300 new. Solid cedar top and feels incredibly light, nice warm mellow sound that makes my terrible playing sound sweeter. I own one as well, well the Cordoba C7 (Cedar top). Its an amazing guitar for the price (so is the C5, come close to buying one). Mine ended up being 40 after I got it fixed and free from the dumb poo poo that tried to rip me off on ebay. 1500 fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Mar 16, 2016 |
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https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6456709/#Comment_6456709
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# ? Mar 16, 2016 06:45 |
Star Citizen: As Simple As A Five Year Old Would Understand
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Mirificus posted:
I like how he calls it a "living and breathing universe" as though this poo poo wasn't drowned face down in the water it's doing so little living or breathing.
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# ? Mar 16, 2016 06:52 |
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Holy poo poo Dr Derek needs to go into the tunnel bore business.
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# ? Mar 16, 2016 07:07 |
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Got a great new idea for a vehicle in Solar Plebian
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# ? Mar 16, 2016 07:27 |
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I do find a humble firesale on cryengine assets extremely interesting. Especially considering how many Illfonic throw-aways are in there. Seems almost like this 'game' is starting to destroy everything it touches. While Chris was being physically thrown out of Microsoft's building, did he grab a copy of their management guidelines or something?
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1500 posted:I own one as well, well the Cordoba C7 (Cedar top). Its an amazing guitar for the price (so is the C5, come close to buying one). Mine ended up being 40 after I got it fixed and free from the dumb poo poo that tried to rip me off on ebay. What kind of catte is that friend?
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TheLastRoboKy posted:I like how he calls it a "living and breathing universe" as though this poo poo wasn't drowned face down in the water it's doing so little living or breathing. Love the way they talk about SC in the present tense like it's totally got all these amazing features right now. It's truly a religious experience living in the 'laxy. Star 'Laxatives
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Toops posted:Yeah dude, here's the script.
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# ? Mar 16, 2016 07:55 |
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Mirificus posted:
Alan Parpsons knows a little something about game development.
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# ? Mar 16, 2016 07:57 |
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Turd Burglar posted:What kind of catte is that friend? Clearly a Macat.
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While Derek's meltdown has been amusing let's not lose sight of the other news in video games. While the Spergwhales continue to stare At their bugged, empty Cryengine shitfest and "pledge" for "concepts" Sony have just announced VR will be available for the PlayStation in September - for £350 - the price of one of these loving idiots JPEGs. I know where I will be going for my immersion
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Turd Burglar posted:What kind of catte is that friend? shamrock macaw
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Warcabbit posted:I checked out that Cryengine bundle. The actual licenses attached to the "Madison Pike" downloads don't seem to reflect this, though, so who the hell knows.
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smellmycheese posted:While Derek's meltdown has been amusing let's not lose sight of the other news in video games. While the Spergwhales continue to stare At their bugged, empty Cryengine shitfest and "pledge" for "concepts" Sony have just announced VR will be available for the PlayStation in September - for £350 - the price of one of these loving idiots JPEGs. I know where I will be going for my immersion Give a man VR, and he'll dream for a day. Give a man a jpg - and he'll dream for a life time.
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Beet Wagon posted:SmartDad I love you but just shut up and wear your self own with dignity. You're approaching Sarsa levels of retarded, here. Just for your information uncle Derek, that's 2,500 in the retard-o-meter.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/4al48s/you_cant_make_this_up_dr_derek_smart_phd/
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# ? Mar 16, 2016 08:44 |
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reading about these gently caress shits talkin about SA on other forums is my favourite thing
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# ? Mar 16, 2016 08:48 |
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You guys remember you're talking to derek smart, right?
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# ? Mar 16, 2016 08:49 |
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My favorite filtered word is still xbone.
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# ? Mar 16, 2016 08:49 |
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Reddit and SA are basically the same thing, except one of them bans pedophiles and the other literally hides unpopular opinions from view.
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Sushi in Yiddish posted:Got a great new idea for a vehicle in Solar Plebian The Smart Mole, nice find Fastest digger in the west Goes back for seconds
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# ? Mar 16, 2016 08:56 |
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Obviously the most evil and threatening force that could bring down their precious space game doesn't allow its members to use naughty words.
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Wafflz posted:The first rule of holes is to know when to stop digging. If you keep digging long enough, you'll eventually come full circle and meet a version of your self that didn't gently caress up. It's called a reverse hole.
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