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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
We are discussing the depths of disturbing of bronies after a teacher in the FB group got a short story from a student that was Pony fanfiction, and I mentioned Fallout Equestria, i know there is a really good summery by non-bronies of it, but I cannot find it.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
It's Fallout 3 with ponies, and apparently includes picking traits and perks at the end of each chapter, complete with mentions of XP.

Just imagine how that would play out in your mind, and make it worse. That's as good a summary as anything else could be.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

It's Fallout 3 with ponies, and apparently includes picking traits and perks at the end of each chapter, complete with mentions of XP.

Just imagine how that would play out in your mind, and make it worse. That's as good a summary as anything else could be.

Yea that's what I said, but goons mentioned it was significantly more sexual and violent than the Fallout games. They wanted examples.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

LingcodKilla posted:

Didn't get ball cancer from unshielded broken microwaves?

Microwaves are non ionizing radiation.

But we can hope some of the heat in of the hot diapies won 'em a Darwin Award.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
Old magnetrons have beryllium oxide in which is p nasty. possibly more likely to cause lung cancer via inhalation though

e: specifically I think he was breaking open old microwaves so its probable he hosed around with some magnetrons

XMNN has a new favorite as of 23:15 on Mar 16, 2016

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

Fallout Equestria is 620,000 words long. :stare:

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

twistedmentat posted:

Yea that's what I said, but goons mentioned it was significantly more sexual and violent than the Fallout games. They wanted examples.

You know how in Classical Greek theater the ultraviolence happened offstage and the characters and chorus would describe the aftermath because the audience's imagination could recreate the scene better than the actors? Nothing involving MLP:FIM and Fallout 3 will be as AUG as the horrorshow your mind is creating about it right now.

Horrible Smutbeast
Sep 2, 2011

twistedmentat posted:

Yea that's what I said, but goons mentioned it was significantly more sexual and violent than the Fallout games. They wanted examples.

Every chapter the main character basically gets raped. As terrible as Tvtropes is it's pretty much a huge aggregation of dumb weird poo poo that happens in the story http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/FalloutEquestria

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Fedora? Check.
Steam punk goggles? Check.
Discussions about katanas? Check.
Pedantic nerd? Check Check Check

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5rEm5H_CLw

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

thats not a fedora

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Sure it is

Skeleton Mom
Aug 11, 2008

Any hat I don't like is a fedora.

A Shitty Reporter
Oct 29, 2012
Dinosaur Gum

Efexeye posted:

thats not a fedora

YOU KNOW THE RULE.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Viking poets used to call glasses fedoras of eyes.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Efexeye posted:

thats not a fedora

THIS is a fedora *pulls out lovely hat*.

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

Slime posted:

THIS is a fedora *pulls out lovely hat*.

hey gently caress you man

oh wait never mind

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I kind of ended the conversation with this classic image



The best comment was "I know we shouldn't kink shame but, gently caress that poo poo". I will argue that it's not Kink Shaming when you're saying "this is not something that should be made public".

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

Wedemeyer posted:

cartoon oval office tit shirts.

mods, namechange please

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Frankston posted:

Sure it is

It's a top hat and he's a sperglord.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Any old timey hats that are worn by nerds to appear 'classy' while paired with jeans and a tshirt are collectively known as fedoras regardless of the actual style. It's simply the continuous evolution of the English language.

skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
Lipstick Apathy
That guy is really painful to watch. What weird accent is that anyway?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQYbFNaVRPs

Let's talk about plastic knuckle dusters for 9 minutes.

/e:

What is the real name of Skallagrim?
His official birth name is only for bureaucracy and business paperwork. Everyone calls him Skall, including his spouse Cara.

What religion does Skallagrim adhere to?
Skallagrim has described himself as an agnostic pagan.

:rolleyes:

skit herre has a new favorite as of 10:18 on Mar 17, 2016

super size soft serve
Aug 28, 2011

You think I'm fat, but it's an optical illusion.

I think Skallagrim is German.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

skit herre posted:

That guy is really painful to watch. What weird accent is that anyway?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQYbFNaVRPs

Let's talk about plastic knuckle dusters for 9 minutes.

I think he's an Eastern European who lives in Canada.

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

skit herre posted:

That guy is really painful to watch.

You don't know the half of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlxU3AJ6UGk

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009


Wow. That's, uh, huh. This is one of those PG fetish videos isn't it?

skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
Lipstick Apathy

Holy poo poo. I think I would rather hang out with the pony baby from a few posts above than with this guy.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



They finally caught the Sesame Street Stealer.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
He looks like one of the Muppets.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


He was just taking back his lucky charms.

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


drat, I got to the end.

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!

zoux posted:

drat, I got to the end.

Congrats!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

zoux posted:

drat, I got to the end.

Scariest chain letter ever made.

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔

BjornOfBorg posted:

I think Skallagrim is German.
it's not

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



"If you can read one run-on sentence, I will gently caress the absolute poo poo out of you. Once I stop giggling about the word 'penis'."

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

"I act like a 9yo...around kids"

So this is the stranger that parents warn their kids about

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

The face of a man who thinks it's the high point of cleverness to comment 'Booooooobies.' half a dozen times on an article on huffpo about womens' body image.

uranium grass has a new favorite as of 17:48 on Mar 17, 2016

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

This guy is one of those guys who complains that women don't want to have anything to do with him, but refuses to make a single ounce of effort to actually make himself interesting to women.

And then calls women shallow cunts because they don't want to date a weirdo who acts like a child and only is interested in childish things. Thing is, there's nothing wrong with liking stuff for kids, it just has to be something that is one of the things you're into.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

I made the mistake of listening to this through headphones and he has that kind of voice that sends really horrible shivers down my back. Almost as bad as that vegetarian dude who talks about eating pussy or whatever.


And god drat, he sure lost every roll of the genetic dice.

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Why does this man dress like a Furby?

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