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Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug

Mulaney Power Move posted:

xavier is just a tourist at the anime con. he is a pretender, and not a real anime. you gotta go to CM Punk for that poo poo.

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I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

projecthalaxy posted:

The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes is a lot cooler than Xavier Woods.

I'd say cold is more accurate.

UpfrontSalmon
Nov 4, 2011

I prefer the term "Battle FROG."

StarkRavingMad posted:

What if I only know one song, and really only like half the lyrics to that song, but it's a REALLY GOOD FUCKIN SONG

like, say, Africa by Toto

Then you like Africa by Toto but not Toto the band

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I turn out the lights, get completely naked, light a bunch of candles, put on Africa, and do slow motion karate to it.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
anyone who thinks xavier is a poser is just jealous and threatened


also by the criteria just stated the only two bands i like are Of Montreal and Metric, which i am fine with

BlueArmyMan
Mar 30, 2007
Hooloovoo

I Before E posted:

I'd say cold is more accurate.

I hear he's working more stiff these days.

Happy Happyist
Jul 23, 2007

I need your assistance to make the world blue and change it into a happy and peaceful society.
Xavier crossplayed as Jem from Jem & the Holograms, has a Zelda tattoo, and got away with referencing Katamari Damacy to a clueless audience on national television so he's a-ok in my book.

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.
I do think it sucks that he dropped the "OVER 9000!" from his tights though.

spongeh
Mar 22, 2009

BREADAGRAM OF PROTECTION
can't a guy just appreciate some fine aged memes without getting poo poo on by goons

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

spongeh posted:

can't a guy just appreciate some fine aged memes without getting poo poo on by goons

Next week, New Day do their best orly owl impressions.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Delsaber posted:

Next week, New Day do their best orly owl impressions.

It would be cool if they do.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

spongeh posted:

can't a guy just appreciate some fine aged memes without getting poo poo on by goons

WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

StarkRavingMad posted:

What if I only know one song, and really only like half the lyrics to that song, but it's a REALLY GOOD FUCKIN SONG

Rerrrrlizaa, islisdandruss, here we are now, entertain us!

jred250
Sep 7, 2003
F Zero Novice

Shawn Cotureier posted:

WWE Network needs to make this a thing

Except of being competent cooks, it's them making Pop Tarts and Totino's pizzas.

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority
I want Big E to yell "OH IT'S THE JUGGERNAUT" when he does his spear through the ropes.

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.

Shine posted:

I want Big E to yell "OH IT'S THE JUGGERNAUT" when he does his spear through the ropes.

Or whatever Raiden shouted when he did this

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

In Twitter news check out Konnan's Twitter account as he's currently melting down at Dorian Roldan and Masked Republic

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Tyson Tomko posted:

Or whatever Raiden shouted when he did this


Around the arcade we used to call it the AY-BUBBA-LAYYYY.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

sticklefifer posted:

Around the arcade we used to call it the AY-BUBBA-LAYYYY.

ay-bubbla-lay dudley

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo

BaldipISW posted:

Big secret: Shayne Hawke is actually one of the most knowledgable people on the indies in terms of actual match structure and performance. You could do a hell of a lot worse, especially in Montreal.

He knows the secret of the worm, so he must be good.

I remember liking Shayne/Buck Hawke in Chikara but they didn't really use him much.

MrBling fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Mar 17, 2016

kinetic77
Jun 23, 2010

magnum_valentino posted:

He said something on Raw last week about somebody "walking around like the zombies in Left 4 Dead" and it's just like yeah Xavier, we get it. You like games. Just say 'like zombies', man. It's starting to seem really forced.

Kenny Omega account spotted.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

kinetic77 posted:

Kenny Omega account spotted.

Kenny Omega is better at games and a better wrestler and prettier and :allears:

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

sticklefifer posted:

Around the arcade we used to call it the AY-BUBBA-LAYYYY.

We always had it as ARE YOU BROTHER NAY

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Dias posted:

Kenny Omega is better at games and a better wrestler and prettier and :allears:

Kenny Omega couldn't beat a 9 year old girl, whereas Xavier Woods regularly wrestles kids as old as 10-11, sometimes winning.

Take that!

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

sticklefifer posted:

All of these:
-Each of their hit singles, including one major soundtrack hit
-All minor hits which have charted
-One remix/alternate/acoustic version of one hit

And three of the following:
-At least five deep tracks
-Knowledge of one remix/collaboration/producer credit on one other band's album
-Two single B-sides
-The title of one live album/EP
-At least one track of one band member's side project/former band

These are well established cultural rules, come on.

I don't even listen to music



middle finger to the law nigga grippin my balls

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

sticklefifer posted:

All of these:
-Each of their hit singles, including one major soundtrack hit
-All minor hits which have charted
-One remix/alternate/acoustic version of one hit

And three of the following:
-At least five deep tracks
-Knowledge of one remix/collaboration/producer credit on one other band's album
-Two single B-sides
-The title of one live album/EP
-At least one track of one band member's side project/former band

These are well established cultural rules, come on.
Based on this, I'm only a real fan of two performers.

Optimist with doubt posted:

To be fair, I know a few people who do that with Tom Waits.
That's one.

Alaois posted:

magnum_valentino walks past a man on the street wearing a Dark Side of the Moon shirt, mutters under his breath "i bet you've never even listened to Echoes, you piece of poo poo."
And there's the other.

poo poo, I named my dog Seamus after one of the deep cuts from Meddle. In my defence I'm old as balls.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I hope the Miz beats Woods in Street Fighter if they ever rematch.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Beef Jerky Robot posted:

Everyone go see it if you haven't

and if you have go see it again

I saw a test screening for MacGruber. Then I saw it again when it came out.

A scene I criticized in my notes was completely refilmed. I felt so proud.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Mob posted:

I don't even listen to music



middle finger to the law nigga grippin my balls

Dude you're white as hell

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

I Before E posted:

Dude you're white as hell

yeah but I was grandfathered in, it's cool

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I think Xavier is pretty cool even if he is bad at Bloodborne.

Dr. Dirt
Jan 1, 2008

This one goes out to all the Legomaniacs!
Earlier today, I noticed that this thread had seemingly exploded since I checked last night, and was wondering what outrageous things had been tweeted to justify this. Imagine my surprise when I find that it wasn't a tweet, but instead pages of discussion about Toto, but not one mention of "99", their love letter to Agent 99 from Get Smart. Until now.

Frankenstein Dad
Jul 4, 2008

Dad of Frankenstein
did you know that steve lukather from toto did all of the guitars on thriller (the album, not just the song), except for the eddie van halen guitar solo on beat it?

did you also know that steve lukather is guy fieri but without bleached hair?

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

Ostentatious posted:

what's xavier's mmr in Dota?

thought so, BITCH

Xavier Woods probably picks Invoker every game and thinks that SUNSTRIKE is the only ability needed

because he's cool and good

Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things
Xavier Woods watched a video of Third Impact on youtube and thinks he knows poo poo about Evangelion.


Just like Matt Striker

Speaking of Matt:

https://twitter.com/Matt_Striker_/status/710221188438605824

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Matt Striker is right this time

Dilbert Fanclub President
Oct 21, 2015

by Reene
That carcinogenic voice...

Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things
I won't (and really can't) comment on the politics but I can't tell whether he's trying and failing at self-effacement or that's what he really thinks of himself, deep down.

e: I say this because shortly after, he retweeted the "great spirits have always faced violent opposition from mediocre minds" quote from einstein

Electric Lady fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Mar 17, 2016

SaberToothedPie
Dec 24, 2012

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frolf:

he knows...
Matt striker is the loving worst.

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Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
He definitely is intentionally trolling and it's funny in an unintentional way because he posts the most obvious bait and probably sits there thinking 'oooh my vague comment has people riled up, I truly am the puppet master pulling all the strings!!!' 'Next I'll post something pro-trump and everyone will get so mad lol!'

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