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PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

sudo rm -rf posted:

i've literally never played a single round of golf in my entire life

:hfive:

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woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Rollofthedice posted:

Whenever people want a scarecrow to chase away animals on their farm, they hire KKK to stand very still all night and day

:stare:

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
One time KKK bought a hamster, but was confused as to why anyone would want one, because whenever he would get near its cage it would start screaming

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




ive played minigolf, where does that put me on booj scale

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Aeryk posted:

this is amazing, the whole office is in disarray. half of everybody here isn't sure who they report to anymore. I should go home, I doubt any one would even notice

youve always wanted to be a warlord, nows your chance. seize this opportunity

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Rollofthedice posted:

One time KKK bought a hamster, but was confused as to why anyone would want one, because whenever he would get near its cage it would start screaming

They use canaries in coal mines, hamsters for haunted houses.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Aeryk posted:

this is amazing, the whole office is in disarray. half of everybody here isn't sure who they report to anymore. I should go home, I doubt any one would even notice

quickly build a faction and seize the ceo-ship for yourself

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Chief Aeryk Whiteshirt of Accounts Receivable

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

paranoid randroid posted:

Chief Aeryk Whiteshirt of Accounts Receivable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD77qJTZQSU

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

I'm 80% sure I'm not haunted guys

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

kalstrams posted:

ive played minigolf, where does that put me on booj scale

+10 points

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
:ghost: :ghost:

kustomkarkommando posted:

I'm 80% sure I'm not haunted guys

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

kustomkarkommando posted:

I'm 80% sure I'm not haunted guys

tell that to old lady O'Connor's parakeet, which began to rotate its head at a 360 degree angle and spew blood as soon as you looked at it

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

kustomkarkommando posted:

I'm 80% sure I'm not haunted guys

youre irish youre, like, congenitally haunted

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
Good morning new thread.

Drug testing for weed is pretty wack esp when it's legal.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

man ireland is going nuts today i bet, huh kkk

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

zoux posted:

Gratz to emarx for his new position as social media director for PDA
https://twitter.com/gregpinelo/status/710485230747041792/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc
I feel like I'm channeling fishmech, but

Iowa, Massachusetts, Illinois, Nevada, and Ohio: noted confederate states.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

zoux posted:

man ireland is going nuts today i bet, huh kkk

Americans go more mental

I'm at work

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

death to israel

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
Teitheadh. Tá mé an tiarna an dorchadais, agus bás gach saol ar domhan.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
I'm so obsessed with this group now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7z1L8ZXoVA

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

kalstrams posted:

ive played minigolf, where does that put me on booj scale
much lower than regular golf

mini golf is actually fun, and doesn't require near the space or maintenance that regular golf does

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

It is a holiday but I'm taking tomorrow off instead. Can't really be doing with all the parades and stuff and I've done practically nothing all day.

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
To me men! we'll give purchasing everything they've earned!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
so uh i got some claims to work for this company called "SOL Healthcare"

and im just thinkin, man that is like the worst name for a place to have

boy are my arms tired
May 10, 2012

Ham Wrangler
i realized im v boring irl

coworkers asked if i had st. paddy day plans and my response was "yeah, take the dog to the vet, take the wife to dinner and go boxing"

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

paranoid randroid posted:

so uh i got some claims to work for this company called "SOL Healthcare"

and im just thinkin, man that is like the worst name for a place to have

lol

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

paranoid randroid posted:

so uh i got some claims to work for this company called "SOL Healthcare"

and im just thinkin, man that is like the worst name for a place to have

accurate tho

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
randroid sometimes you sound like a stand up comedy act, but that's ok because at least your jokes are funny

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.
gently caress Duke

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

paranoid randroid posted:

so uh i got some claims to work for this company called "SOL Healthcare"

and im just thinkin, man that is like the worst name for a place to have

Really their clients are to blame for picking it up.

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
I need a really fancy hat to convince people of my new authority

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

paranoid randroid posted:

because all the uptight vibram-wearing neurotics moved up there from the bay area and displaced all the people who dont give a gently caress
i just want to live in the land of music, beer, trees, and weed, is that so much to ask

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

paranoid randroid posted:

so uh i got some claims to work for this company called "SOL Healthcare"

and im just thinkin, man that is like the worst name for a place to have

One of the biggest mental health services in the area is Sound Mental Health

you having command hallucinations again? SMH

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

gently caress Duke
ah, duke is playing. let's go *glances at bracket*

unc wilmington? I guess

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

paranoid randroid posted:

so uh i got some claims to work for this company called "SOL Healthcare"

and im just thinkin, man that is like the worst name for a place to have

At least they're honest.

Alligator Horse
Mar 23, 2013

paranoid randroid posted:

so uh i got some claims to work for this company called "SOL Healthcare"

and im just thinkin, man that is like the worst name for a place to have

At the outset of WWII, the Commander in Chief of the US Navy was referred to as CINCUS, as in 'sink us.' Needless to say it changed when King took over.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

i just want to live in the land of music, beer, trees, and weed, is that so much to ask

Come to Alaska.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

fade5 posted:

I feel like I'm channeling fishmech, but

Iowa, Massachusetts, Illinois, Nevada, and Ohio: noted confederate states.

Hmm, not quite there yet

Try calling him a bitch

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atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy

Rafza posted:

i realized im v boring irl

coworkers asked if i had st. paddy day plans and my response was "yeah, take the dog to the vet, take the wife to dinner and go boxing"

that's more of a plan than anybody should expect tbh

it's not even a holiday

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