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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.



Anyone who still doesn't believe we share a common ancestor is literally dumber than a monkey.

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Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Phanatic posted:



Anyone who still doesn't believe we share a common ancestor is literally dumber than a monkey.
That might be the best thing I've ever seen. :3:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Phanatic posted:



Anyone who still doesn't believe we share a common ancestor is literally dumber than a monkey.

I hope you know that now any time I'm at Animal Kingdom or a zoo, I'm going to start pulling magic tricks on the primates.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beBLFGGLBRUBLBLUBLBLBL

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


new transformers movie looking good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KkMMkiPRHw

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

ringu0 posted:

new transformers movie looking good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KkMMkiPRHw

Bullshit, cause I can actually see whats going on in that video.

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:

I love these ones where it looks so obvious what's about to happen and then something completely different happens. :allears:

Also kinda glad because if what I thought would happen did that dude wouldn't have a hand anymore.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
Crosspost from the funny pictures thread, because it might fit even better here:

Mock the Cross posted:

Probably old news but maybe one or two people haven't seen it yet:


(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkd4VjQSSvc)

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless






Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkd4VjQSSvc

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Looking over this one again I'm really not sure whether this guy would have been better off if he'd been wearing a harness or not. The branch punches him right in the chest and at least he gets thrown out of the way here, if he'd been strapped in and held in place it might have eviscerated him. He's pretty well hosed either way but I guess I'd take my chances falling on all that leaf litter.

The lesson here is don't attempt to cut large branches if you can't get proper easy access to them and make sure you undercut the branch to prevent it from tearing and swinging back on you like that.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

nerdz posted:

this was missing a proper soundtrack so I added it, scary how well it fits:

http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=Y5XM6r7GiUI&video_start=0&audio=8PkY-_dbrmI&audio_start=0

I got one better:

http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=Y5XM6r7GiUI&video_start=0&audio=ZT9DST_M_g8&audio_start=3

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Instant karma compilation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E14CpfUJXvU


Worth watch right to the end to see the store owner who impales the car of a thief and lifts the entire from of the car off the ground and keeps it there until the cops arrive.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkd4VjQSSvc

e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkd4VjQSSvc

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Happy St Patricks Day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHlUNDui534

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


chitoryu12 posted:

I hope you know that now any time I'm at Animal Kingdom or a zoo, I'm going to start pulling magic tricks on the primates.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEQXeLjY9ak

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

Gorilla Salad posted:

Instant karma compilation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E14CpfUJXvU


Worth watch right to the end to see the store owner who impales the car of a thief and lifts the entire from of the car off the ground and keeps it there until the cops arrive.

I lost it when the wheels started wiggling back and forth helplessly.

About the soccer bits - what exactly is going on there? I get that there's some premature celebration going on, but how does that even happen? (Twice, even.)

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Alien Arcana posted:

About the soccer bits - what exactly is going on there? I get that there's some premature celebration going on, but how does that even happen? (Twice, even.)

The team that lines up for the photo op has just scored and decided to showboat. The ref didn't give a poo poo and as soon as the ball was set kept the game going.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
It might be the same team on different occasions, because they both did the same stupid dance thing. I don't know if one team being so dumb as to do that twice is worse than two separate teams being so stupid.


EDIT - and I just realised that the preview pic for the video doesn't actually appear in the video itself. I hate when people do that.

Squinty
Aug 12, 2007

Gorilla Salad posted:

It might be the same team on different occasions, because they both did the same stupid dance thing. I don't know if one team being so dumb as to do that twice is worse than two separate teams being so stupid.

It's the exact same scene from two different angles. I guess the uploader thought it was super funny.

Also maybe I'm naively optimistic, but the fight between the black guy and the (SOUTH) Korean guy felt like two buddies dicking around and making a joke.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
http://i.imgur.com/MbnKBBp.webm

Nighthand
Nov 4, 2009

what horror the gas

Rick Snyder is the governor of Michigan and is pretty much responsible for the Flint water crisis with the lead and the disease and all that bullshit. There's a lot going on with the situation, but this video of the congressional hearing is gold.

http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc-quick-cuts/watch/rep-cartwright-i-ve-had-enough-of-your-false-contrition-646551107743?cid=sm_fb_msnbc_native

"Plausible deniability only works when it's plausible, and I'm not buying that you didn't know about any of this until October 2015. You were not in a medically induced coma for a year."

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Squinty posted:

It's the exact same scene from two different angles. I guess the uploader thought it was super funny.
Are you blind? Different uniforms, player reactions (look at the goalkeeper), light conditions, what the hell? Maybe squint less.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Palpek posted:

Are you blind? Different uniforms, player reactions (look at the goalkeeper), light conditions, what the hell? Maybe squint less.

Is it racism if all soccer players look alike to you?

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Chichevache posted:

Is it racism if all soccer players look alike to you?
Yes, we should surround soccer stadiums with walls.

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007
Celebrating a football goal like that isn't really strange, it happens a lot (though lol if you do it in whatever bush league that is). The real idiocy is that they ran back to their own half to do it. Play isn't allowed to start again until all players on the scoring team are back on their half.

Darkhold
Feb 19, 2011

No Heart❤️
No Soul👻
No Service🙅

Squinty posted:

Also maybe I'm naively optimistic, but the fight between the black guy and the (SOUTH) Korean guy felt like two buddies dicking around and making a joke.
Yeah I'm not one to call fake but that was some terrible acting.

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug
Some right wing political schadenfreude here in Switzerland.

Some Idiots want to ban Burkas (and anything that covers your face to include Hooligans so they can sell it better) on a national level. For that they went to Bern the capitol to have some media coverage.



What they didn't consider is that in the Canton of Bern there already exists a law that makes it illegal to cover your face at official gatherings and events. So now the state attorney is going after them.

ASIC v Danny Bro
May 1, 2012

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
CAPTAIN KILL


Just HEAPS of dead Palestinnos for brekkie, mate!

Helios Grime posted:

Some right wing political schadenfreude here in Switzerland.

Some Idiots want to ban Burkas (and anything that covers your face to include Hooligans so they can sell it better) on a national level. For that they went to Bern the capitol to have some media coverage.



What they didn't consider is that in the Canton of Bern there already exists a law that makes it illegal to cover your face at official gatherings and events. So now the state attorney is going after them.

Yep, I'm definately feeling the schadenfreude right now!

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening
New L.A. Beast video is up. I don't even have words for this so here's the link.

:nms: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KxVElBeNM8 :nms:

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

koshmar posted:

New L.A. Beast video is up. I don't even have words for this so here's the link.

:nms: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KxVElBeNM8 :nms:

Jesus Christ at this point I think the guy is just trying to kill himself.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
I have no interest in watching the video but I'm mildly curious what he did this time

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening

Slime posted:

Jesus Christ at this point I think the guy is just trying to kill himself.

The comments are even worse. Most people are telling him how funny and awesome he is and the rest are asking him to snort hot peppers.

ASIC v Danny Bro
May 1, 2012

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
CAPTAIN KILL


Just HEAPS of dead Palestinnos for brekkie, mate!

koshmar posted:

New L.A. Beast video is up. I don't even have words for this so here's the link.

:nms: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KxVElBeNM8 :nms:

Is he related to this fellow at all?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IJGGe7SOLs

At least he doesn't puss out. He even does some :okpos: to top it all off!

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

ASIC v Danny Bro posted:

Is he related to this fellow at all?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IJGGe7SOLs

At least he doesn't puss out. He even does some :okpos: to top it all off!
Oh boy, that's a hell of a thing to do.

"I'm actually enjoying it! No...I'm not!"

Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007

Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair



Grimey Drawer

zakharov posted:

I have no interest in watching the video but I'm mildly curious what he did this time

Tried to cry "neon" tears.

Luchadork
Feb 18, 2010

Take a look at the masked man
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
Chris Benoit killed his family

koshmar posted:

New L.A. Beast video is up. I don't even have words for this so here's the link.

:nms: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KxVElBeNM8 :nms:

I don't think I like LA Beast anymore. :stare:

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer

zakharov posted:

I have no interest in watching the video but I'm mildly curious what he did this time

He cracked open some glow sticks, snorted the contents, and squirted some of it out through his tear ducts.

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I don't even watch them anymore, I wait for the goon description. The dude is mentally unwell and I no longer get any enjoyment from it.

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