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SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

It's amusing, but also so in-character you could take those two panels, slap on a TOMORROW: HOJO caption, and you'd have a proper Mandrake strip. I really would not mind a Tony DePaul penned Mandrake. Alas.

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Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Cons

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert


Foxtrot

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005


oh snap

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003




Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Never pay close attention to Compu-toon you'll only hurt yourself.

NRVNQSR
Mar 1, 2009
Some newspaper comic writers don't understand computers. Boyce understands them in a way no-one else can.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

Wow, I didn't think the coloring could get any worse with Foob, but here we are.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

I know it has been posted in this thread in the past, does anyone have the strip of John Darling's murder?

Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009



Why is Death the mascot for January? :psyduck:

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Peanuts (March 23, 1969)



Funky Winkerbean



Eisner award-winning Rick Burchett is today's guest victim artist.

Remember when these vertical Sunday strips were homages to real Silver Age comics that made a "cute" commentary on whatever was happening in the storyline? Never thought I'd want those back like I do now...

Crankshaft



Crankshaft is a bad bus driver and a horrible human being, but the school inexplicably keeps him on, presumably out of negligence. Which one is worse?

Out Our Way (December 19-20, 1928)



EasyEW fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Mar 20, 2016

Just Dan Again
Dec 16, 2012

Adventure!

Julet Esqu posted:


Big Ben Bolt







Hang on. If they haven't played in intercollegiate competition yet, who's he been scoring 47 points against?

Just strikes me as odd that they'd pin their hopes on a kid whose claim to fame is being really good at intramural sports.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

EasyEW posted:

Out Our Way (December 19-20, 1928)



And this child saw Black Thursday as an opportunity and grew up to own half the city.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Alabaster White posted:

Why is Death the mascot for January? :psyduck:

Look, I just can't really tell when someone is being obtuse on purpose for a laugh, or legit anymore.


It sounds like something Tiggum would ask.







in case you are legit, that's not Death, it's Father Time FFS what is wrong with you?

idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!

Alabaster White posted:

Why is Death the mascot for January? :psyduck:

Father Time, one of the mascots for the New Year, is often equipped with a scythe for basically the same reason that Death is. (The mascots are actually The Old Year and The New Year. The Old Year is generally depicted as Father Time.)

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

idonotlikepeas posted:

Father Time, one of the mascots for the New Year, is often equipped with a scythe for basically the same reason that Death is. (The mascots are actually The Old Year and The New Year. The Old Year is generally depicted as Father Time.)

I thought Father Time is depicted with a scythe because of the conflation of Kronos and Chronos.

idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!

Stultus Maximus posted:

I thought Father Time is depicted with a scythe because of the conflation of Kronos and Chronos.

That's almost certainly how it got started according to contemporary historians, somewhere around the fourteenth century, but people have kept doing it in the several intervening centuries because it's an apt metaphor. (At least, it is as long as people know what a scythe is. I do sometimes wonder what these things will look like in a few hundred years.)

Ardeem
Sep 16, 2010

There is no problem that cannot be solved through sufficient application of lasers and friendship.

idonotlikepeas posted:

That's almost certainly how it got started according to contemporary historians, somewhere around the fourteenth century, but people have kept doing it in the several intervening centuries because it's an apt metaphor. (At least, it is as long as people know what a scythe is. I do sometimes wonder what these things will look like in a few hundred years.)

Father Time and his combine harvester?

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set stands out in a crowd.


Working Daze thinks this is what nerds actually talk about.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix saves the future.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Evil Mastermind posted:

Super-Fun-Pak-Comix saves the future.


Jeb! It Connotes Killing Baby Hitler!

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Evil Mastermind posted:

Working Daze thinks this is what nerds actually talk about.


Please, like anybody says Janeway.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
It's Lazy Guy too, because when I think Lazy Good For Nothing Assholes, I think the Terror of the Delta Quadrant, Captain Kathryn Janeway.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind


missed a prime opportunity to mention Oglaf

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
I hope Nancy is intentionally not mentioned.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Arlo and Janis


Andertoons


Pluggers

Savidudeosoo
Feb 12, 2016

Pelican, a Bag Man

You're a plugger if you have Alzheimer’s.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Maybe don't have your schoolgirl admit she's 83 years old.

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!
Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)





Outbusts of Everett True





Fun from the Everett True era ... And He Did.





Good Time Guy (click for big)





Flapper Fanny Says





Feiffer (click for big)





Wee Pals





Life In Hell


Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Evil Mastermind posted:

Working Daze thinks this is what nerds actually talk about.


I had a coworker who tried talking like this but nobody would take him up on the conversation. He'd just walk up and ask "Which would you rather be: turned into a Dalek or turned into a Cyberman?" and I'd say "Gee that's tough, I'll have to think about it." I guess I'm still thinking about it.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen

Dr. Hurt posted:

I know it has been posted in this thread in the past, does anyone have the strip of John Darling's murder?

I have it, along with a newspaper story about the strip ending.

John Darling 08/03/1990



edit: This TV page writer apparently didn't recognize Peter Jennings.

treasureplane
Jul 12, 2008

throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.
King Aroo (February 24, 1951)


Barnaby (August 1, 1942)


Nancy (April 10, 1943)


Wash Tubbs (December 22, 1928)


Gasoline Alley (January 20, 1923)

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

I know I'm going to feel like an idiot but can someone explain this to me? The best I can come up with is "He didn't want to go clothes shopping with them," is that really it?

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007





It's the 80's! We don't care about wearing gloves back now! What? AIDS? What are you talking about? You callin' me a homo?


The Amazing Spider-Man




Sally Forth




The Heart of Juliet Jones




Prince Valiant




Phantom Classic


Something tells me Little Bobby isn't too bright.


Big Ben Bolt

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Either that or "We've spent all our father's money and now he's gone to moan about it at the barbers". A comic about a man regretting his religious opposition to prophylactics.

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

Children outgrow their clothes and adults do not.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Aardmania posted:


edit: This TV page writer apparently didn't recognize Peter Jennings.

Hah, nobody ever mentions that the murderer got the last word in the entire strip. If Batiuk had actually pre-planned that reveal it'd be a pretty great detail. As it stands, funny coincidence, I suppose.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Twelve by Pies posted:

I know I'm going to feel like an idiot but can someone explain this to me? The best I can come up with is "He didn't want to go clothes shopping with them," is that really it?

Dads always wear the same clothes.

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies
Eve status: Still the best.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

Maxwell Lord posted:

Please, like anybody says Janeway.

Janeway is hands down the best captain :colbert:


Moomin




Classic Dilbert



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Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes






Outland






Ripley's

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