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bongwizzard posted:farts are ever present in my thoughts. s s scruntfather???
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Well, I retract my statement upon seeing the official painted one from that perspective. The perspective of the bare plastic one makes it look like she came across some tiny humans and is looking down at them. I just thought that was what they were going for, but yeah, that painted one shows me how wrong I was.
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Mar 17, 2016 23:26
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Not painted, but i think it fits. but I was looking for reaper gray aliens. And found... this. http://www.reapermini.com/FigureFinder#detail/50270 What? 
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Mar 18, 2016 08:14
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Who is buying all the sexy minis to support the market existing in the first place.
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Foolster41 posted:Not painted, but i think it fits. but I was looking for reaper gray aliens. And found... this. ...is that a Spathi from Star Control 2?
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Leperflesh posted:haha The real issue with this figure is that she's posed to be looking down at an adventurer/hero and so outside of that context the pose in kinda odd. It's like they meant it to be a two figure piece with a dude in armor brandishing a sword at her and just forgot to sculpt it. Not that that would be totally out of the question considering that the huge as gently caress Kaladrax sculpt also had a companion figure that got lost in the shuffle when the figure got bighuged. It still technically appeared in bones 1, it's the elf girl/sorceress lady who's reaching out her hand, originally she was supposed to be resting said hand on Kaladrax's nose IIRC.
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Sharkopath posted:Who is buying all the sexy minis to support the market existing in the first place. Like with everything else, People You Don't Know are to blame
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Mar 18, 2016 08:58
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Foolster41 posted:Not painted, but i think it fits. but I was looking for reaper gray aliens. And found... this. All I can see is Roger from American Dad.
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Mar 18, 2016 13:31
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Foolster41 posted:Not painted, but i think it fits. but I was looking for reaper gray aliens. And found... this. I'm the pole with its own base
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Mar 18, 2016 15:36
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berzerkmonkey posted:All I can see is Roger from American Dad. With some bangin' G cups stapled on actually no, that's probably closer to like HH
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Mar 18, 2016 17:44
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Sharkopath posted:Who is buying all the sexy minis to support the market existing in the first place. Buddy, there's a market for videos of people jerking off on these models. 
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Mar 18, 2016 17:55
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Found while GIS C'tan conversions. Need to make your C'tan shard unique from all the other hum-drum Deceiver shards out there?  Add boobs with nipples.
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Mar 18, 2016 20:49
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Dual handjob action!
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Foolster41 posted:Not painted, but i think it fits. but I was looking for reaper gray aliens. And found... this. I am totally shocked to see that this is another Patrick Keith sculpt. Also, for what it's worth: Reaper's model has been a little different. For most of the company's life, it's gone for a scattershot approach: instead of trying to sell high volumes of boxed plastic minis, they sell low-volumes of individual models in blisters for D&D players. They have a massive back catalog and a huge amount of that back catalog is not kept in stock: they just have the molds, and if someone orders one, they go produce a handful and ship the one that was ordered. This works OK when you have low-tech molds for soft metal minis. The whole Reaper Bones thing is an experiment in producing higher-volume plastic molding, focusing on the existing sculpts that they think would be popular enough to sell that higher volume, plus a fair amount of new sculpts with the same intention. So basically what I'm saying is, an older set like the one you linked isn't necessarily indicitave of Reaper believing that there's a huge market for naked big-titted alien dancer figures. But on the other hand, they have quite a few exposed tits in their minis line, and taken as a whole, Reaper most definitely (and correctly) believes there's a market for tits-out minis. http://www.reapermini.com/OnlineStore/naked 314 results e. Although note that the keyword is taken extremely literally and liberally: so it includes every animal, all the skeletons, a lot of dudes in loincloths, etc. Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Mar 18, 2016 |
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AndyElusive posted:Found while GIS C'tan conversions. Looks like one of Unreal Tournament 2004 bot robots. UT2004 had bare midriffs for both sexes
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Mar 18, 2016 22:19
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This is a thing that exists and is real.
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I thought she was flipping the bird at first, which would have made the model loop back around from awful to being awesome.
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Mar 19, 2016 05:39
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I'm the purple line on the poo poo log
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Somehow her expression is all angry when viewed from her left side and smiling like a moron from the front.
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ineptmule posted:Somehow her expression is all angry when viewed from her left side and smiling like a moron from the front. It's a mysterious expression, like the Mona Lisa of pregnant purple demoness D&D miniatures
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I'm reminded of one guy on IRC who wanted me to paint a model for him. It was the pregnant angel lady from Kingdom Death, only he wanted me to scrape off the gut-armor and smooth it out so she looked MORE pregnant. Needless to say, I didn't take him up on the offer. No amount of money was worth painting...that.
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ubercrunchy posted:This is a thing that exists and is real. What's strange is that he actually covered up all the tits and rear end. I guess that would have just been TOO MUCH weird fetish poo poo, gotta have standards.
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El Estrago Bonito posted:What's strange is that he actually covered up all the tits and rear end. I guess that would have just been TOO MUCH weird fetish poo poo, gotta have standards. Wait, that isn't just a standard succubus with a preggo belly greenstuffed on? And worse, the original was naked? Why would anyone... 
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fantasy minis are the obvious pervert bait, but the biggest one handed painting sickos out there are actually in the historical scene. just look at the lovingly painted genitals 
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:fantasy minis are the obvious pervert bait, but the biggest one handed painting sickos out there are actually in the historical scene. just look at the lovingly painted genitals I think the one time "historical accuracy" is a defensible argument for why a mini needs to be half naked is when it's actual history where people actually went to battle naked.
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Mar 20, 2016 16:25
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Those guys aren't even hard. Shameful battle perverts.
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They haven't killed anyone yet BUT THEY WILL
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What kind of techbiques do you guys recommend to really bring out the dick and balls?
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Nebalebadingdong posted:What kind of techbiques do you guys recommend to really bring out the dick and balls? SENMM
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goatface posted:Those guys aren't even hard. Shameful battle perverts.
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"Oh hey assault phase. Ok just gimme a min to switch these dudes out to simulate full engorgement."
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Dude. Magnetize that poo poo
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Ah, yes, I bet there are many pervs out there just waiting to make you uncomfortable with tiny celtic penises
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Foolster41 posted:Not painted, but i think it fits. but I was looking for reaper gray aliens. And found... this. Ayy lmao
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:fantasy minis are the obvious pervert bait, but the biggest one handed painting sickos out there are actually in the historical scene. just look at the lovingly painted genitals I'm the lovingly detailed battle dicks. EDIT: This was called a "crime against miniatures" 
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JcDent posted:Ah, yes, I bet there are many pervs out there just waiting to make you uncomfortable with tiny celtic penises wow what an extremely loving rude thing to say about irish americans dude
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JcDent posted:Ah, yes, I bet there are many pervs out there just waiting to make you uncomfortable with tiny celtic penises Yeah, the inhabitants of the city of Boston.
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:fantasy minis are the obvious pervert bait, but the biggest one handed painting sickos out there are actually in the historical scene. just look at the lovingly painted genitals Battle-wangs don't bother me. Like, it's an odd thing to include, but I guess the lack of sexualization makes it okay. It got a chuckle out of me. A small rise if you will.
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One of the first things I noticed on my Saga horses was that half of them had wangs.
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Atlas Hugged posted:One of the first things I noticed on my Saga horses was that half of them had wangs. Which half?
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