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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Tokyo Sexwhale posted:

Did the dog get your shoe?
No but he tried his best while I lay there with the wind knocked out of me.

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

enlisted christmas



i'm still giggling like a little kid at this, goddamn this is fantastic

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Helldump Immunity. posted:

I used to know the guy in the white pants.



That's my story i guess.

There's more to the story in that you tell us what that guy's up to, now.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Whole lotta backyard wrestling stuff I'll never understand but this tops it :wtc:



Well, there goes the ability to do simple arithmetic and to not drool.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Casimir Radon posted:

No but he tried his best while I lay there with the wind knocked out of me.

Wanna pet that dogge

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

not caring here posted:

Well, there goes the ability to do simple arithmetic and to not drool.

you say that as if he could do either before

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Helldump Immunity. posted:

I used to know the guy in the white pants.



That's my story i guess.

If that Bam Magerra?

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Rough Lobster posted:

There's more to the story in that you tell us what that guy's up to, now.

up to two colostomy bags a day

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

The best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc_lP3_ZDFI

Delizin
Nov 9, 2005

It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.
I missed owl chat, but the easiest way to get an owl to come inside your house is to open the windows, turn off or down the lights and play owl calls on the computer. Just fyi, they are mostly bones and feathers so not worth eating.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
https://instagram.com/p/BDLJR17nzxv/

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

"hell yea bro, erika is gonna be totally impressed when i show her this sick vid of me tabling ethan off the roof"

*becomes paraplegic, unable to get an erection*

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

Persian Zwarte Piet

http://youtu.be/9QJmRGQCG70

Xenaba
Feb 18, 2003
Pillbug

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I'm going to be so mad

Just curious. Did it work?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

http://www.autoblog.com/2016/03/17/2017-toyota-86-scion-frs-new-york-official/

i like this a lot

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
The one I drove felt like it needed waaaaaaaay more than 5 extra hp :(

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
its not a fast car. you have to be above 4k rpms to get any power.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Rad Lieutenant posted:

The one I drove felt like it needed waaaaaaaay more than 5 extra hp :(

It really needs a turbo to give it some kick.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

It should've been a Celica from the start, not a Scion. It's also always been anemic.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

i would like to see an (noncaptive) owl irl but I'm guessing that I never will. Would really be wicked though to see it in action.

Barn owls are surprisingly easy to see if you hang out near their nesting areas at dusk. Or you can just put an owl box with a webcam inside on your house.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

205 hp and 156 ft lbs lmbo

why dont they slap a turbo on that thing or jam a v6 into it instead? those numbers are loving embarassing

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





lol my '94 celica had 180 without a turbo how the hell have they managed to only squeeze 20 hp out of an engine in 20 years

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Two Finger posted:

lol my '94 celica had 180 without a turbo how the hell have they managed to only squeeze 20 hp out of an engine in 20 years

Because boxer engines are not TRDs forte. They make funny farty noises and are pretty bad without forced induction.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

205 hp and 156 ft lbs lmbo

why dont they slap a turbo on that thing or jam a v6 into it instead? those numbers are loving embarassing

Subaru has been talking about a 300hp STI version since the drat thing was introduced, but I'm not going to hold my breath.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
honda is planning on bringing the civic type r to america for the 2018 model year. not only is it ugly as gently caress, its got 306 hp and 295 ft lbs in a fwd package. i imagine that torque steer is a monster

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

its got 306 hp and 295 ft lbs in a fwd package.

:stare:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

205 hp and 156 ft lbs lmbo

why dont they slap a turbo on that thing or jam a v6 into it instead? those numbers are loving embarassing

My 93 Taurus had almost as much HP but more torque.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

honda is planning on bringing the civic type r to america for the 2018 model year. not only is it ugly as gently caress, its got 306 hp and 295 ft lbs in a fwd package. i imagine that torque steer is a monster

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

honda is planning on bringing the civic type r to america for the 2018 model year. not only is it ugly as gently caress, its got 306 hp and 295 ft lbs in a fwd package. i imagine that torque steer is a monster
http://www.topgear.com/car-reviews/honda/civic-type-r/20-vtec-turbo-type-r-gt/first-drive

quote:

What about the suspension?

Remember a few years back when the fashionable term in hot hatchdom was ‘reduced kingpin offset’? I know, exciting times. Anyway, the Ford Focus RS, Astra VXR and Megane all had trick front suspension systems designed to reduce torque steer by minimising the camber change on the front wheels during cornering - necessary when trying to put the thick end of 300bhp through the front wheels.

Vauxhall called it HiPerStrut, Ford Revoknuckle and Renault PerfoHub. Well, now it’s Honda’s turn to shout about its new Dual Axis Strut Front Suspension. DASFS. Catchy. The main claim is appealing though: torque steer is claimed to be reduced by 55 per cent.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




And it actually works really loving well, I saw a Focus RS review where the dude did a launch from a dead stop and was able to keep it straight with no effort.

E: A thing I did not realize about the Focus RS is it has launch control, as well as the ability to direct 100% of its torque to any of its four wheels on the fly, so you can do really ridiculous poo poo in the corners with it.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 06:37 on Mar 21, 2016

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

drat shame it's fwd. could be a super fun car.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

sorry thats 45% more torque steer than i want in a sports car :shrug:

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Does it at least have an LSD

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Does it at least have an LSD

yes

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
fwd is the worssssssssssssst

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
tarted up economy cars are bad too. Honda/Toyota make a fun sporty car again :mad:

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
all i want is an unmolested 91 notchback fox body please :getin:

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Helldump Immunity. posted:

all i want is an unmolested 91 notchback fox body please :getin:

I'd go for a LX hatchback, but yeah there must be something in my white trash genes that gives me all kinds of sparkly brain activity whenever I see a fox body 5.0

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

DownByTheWooter posted:

I'd go for a LX hatchback, but yeah there must be something in my white trash genes that gives me all kinds of sparkly brain activity whenever I see a fox body 5.0

for real. my latent white trash genes kick in when I go on autotrader and do a search for 89-93 mustangs

But most fox bodies are absolutely destroyed :smith:

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Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

tarted up economy cars are bad too. Honda/Toyota make a fun sporty car again :mad:

There's good news and there's bad news.

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