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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
lol "We're gonna hear from Donald Trump soon, but first Ted Cruz"

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Cruz is getting pushback

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Wolf is not letting Cruz breathe

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Wolf is feeling fiesty today.

e: Cruz's eventual endorsement of Trump will be delicious.

Princeps32
Nov 9, 2012
i fully expect one day this year for Cruz to go up on the podium and instead of speaking just start vomiting pitch black ichor while staring straight at the camera with dead eyes.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Princeps32 posted:

i fully expect one day this year for Cruz to go up on the podium and instead of speaking just start vomiting pitch black ichor while staring straight at the camera with dead eyes.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Oiled and Ready posted:

Anderson isn't usually allowed to play pitcher for more than 20 minutes so it's a treat for him okay



edit after seeing the zodiac's face:

white sauce fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Mar 22, 2016

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Oh poo poo Cruz

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Context?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
You can hear the tonsil stones creeping out

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Cruz' mastery of deflection is just so slimey. What a filthy, dirty man.

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
Good job Ted Cruz. The GOP were looking to you to be the relatively sane one.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
The electromagnetic pulse thing is my absolute favorite right wing obsession.

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Cuba is such a losing issue for the GOP, yet here is Cruz wasting time on it

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Joementum posted:

The electromagnetic pulse thing is my absolute favorite right wing obsession.

I would definitely use it in Red Alert

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Mo hjitoos

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
mojitos

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Cruz is not looking good right now

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
is there a livestream?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

is there a livestream?

http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Cruz is not looking good right now

Lol.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Cruz is not looking good right now

Or ever

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Just a few weeks ago, he was openly calling for my murder

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
I miss Lindsey Graham

Michael Scott
Jan 3, 2010

by zen death robot

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

"watch this video of donald trump calling you a liar"

*video plays*

"do you feel like a bitch yet?"

Princeps32
Nov 9, 2012
wait I can't view this cnn forum at the moment is Cruz doing actually bad or is he just Being Ted Cruz.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

XyrlocShammypants posted:

"watch this video of donald trump calling you a liar"

*video plays*

"do you feel like a bitch yet?"

I do like that he said "that particular riff".

Cruz is definitely the only other candidate who gets the crossover to stand-up, ever since Graham drank himself out of the race

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Princeps32 posted:

wait I can't view this cnn forum at the moment is Cruz doing actually bad or is he just Being Ted Cruz.

Cruz is being Cruz while Trump exceeded the low expectations he made sure to set.

People always talk about the polling/delegate "expectations game" but Trump KILLS the meta-expectations game

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
To go with that CBS/NYT poll from earlier today that had Hillary +10 over Trump, here's a CNN/ORC poll that has her at +12.

Social Studies 3rd Period
Oct 31, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER



H5N1 posted:

People ask me, hey, what crazy things did Trump do today?

And I answer, how the heck should I know? I'm buckled up...for Kasich!!!

I worry for you if the unthinkable should happen and Kasich loses or drops out. :ohdear:

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

Princeps32 posted:

wait I can't view this cnn forum at the moment is Cruz doing actually bad or is he just Being Ted Cruz.

He has to shed some of that GOPe support that he has been accumulating. It's ruining his street cred.

sharkbomb
Feb 9, 2005
Cruz's entire strategy at this point is to deny Trump 1237 delegates and take the nomination at the convention. Wolf Blitzer tried to press him on some kind of legitimacy angle but Cruz basically declared that he and Trump will be starting from even ground in terms of gathering delegates.

poo poo GONNA GET UGLY

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

sharkbomb posted:

poo poo GONNA GET UGLY

Well he already is. Extremely

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

Slate Action posted:

To go with that CBS/NYT poll from earlier today that had Hillary +10 over Trump, here's a CNN/ORC poll that has her at +12.

to go with those polls here's an aggregate of polls

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



oystertoadfish posted:

to go with those polls here's an aggregate of polls


COMMENCE

UNSKEWING

Beep boop

DONALD TRUMP WALL CALL HER A WHORE. THE NEG HEARD ROUND THE WORLD WILL SECURE HIM THE PRESIDENCY

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
That's a good Utah commercial

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Some comparisons just for fun:

RCP averages, general election

3/21/2016: Clinton +9.8 over Trump
3/21/2012: Obama +4.5 over Romney
3/21/2008: McCain +1.4 over Obama

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

oystertoadfish posted:

to go with those polls here's an aggregate of polls


but the optics from protesting :qq:

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velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Love me some transvaginal bladder mesh commercials

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