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Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
Also 13 boards in the ceiling

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uggy
Aug 6, 2006

Posting is SERIOUS BUSINESS
and I am completely joyless

Don't make me judge you
13 words in each modal choice

Count Bleck
Apr 5, 2010

DISPEL MAGIC!

I love this card.

suicidesteve
Jan 4, 2006

"Life is a maze. This is one of its dead ends.


uggy posted:

13 words in each modal choice

Uhhhhh.

I guess if you don't count "thirteen" and "one" as words.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


suicidesteve posted:

Well this is officially the coolest card ever printed and I hope that it's somehow constructed playable. Even if it's only as the worst sideboard card ever against control decks.

newbs forgot about Hidetsugu's Second Rite.

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010
There's thirteen letters in the card name

suicidesteve
Jan 4, 2006

"Life is a maze. This is one of its dead ends.


Everblight posted:

newbs forgot about Hidetsugu's Second Rite.

Hidetsugu's Second Rite needs setup. This just kills them.

Eventually. Maybe. Probably not.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
Wrap it up, mtgailures

We have seen the perfect Magic card. Might as well stop making new sets, because this is the peak.

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo
Higher resolution for easier counting:

odiv
Jan 12, 2003

In the artist's name, there are thirte... twelve letters, poo poo.

Uh, let me try again.

The card number is 141. And 14 - 1 = you guessed it, 13.

suicidesteve
Jan 4, 2006

"Life is a maze. This is one of its dead ends.


odiv posted:

In the artist's name, there are thirte... twelve letters, poo poo.

Uh, let me try again.

The card number is 141. And 14 - 1 = you guessed it, 13.

You forgot the space in his name. :tinfoil:

Lets Pickle
Jul 9, 2007

jfc that is a sweet card. The funny thing is it's probably playable in Limited. We'll see how many ways to gain/lose life at instant speed there are so you can keep yourself from dying to this but it seems like a legit win condition. Like, if you put your opponent to 13 and drop this I wonder how many ways there will be to not die on the next upkeep.

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012

suicidesteve posted:

Uhhhhh.

I guess if you don't count "thirteen" and "one" as words.

"13" and "1" are numbers.

TheKingofSprings
Oct 9, 2012
That's an almost standard playable card I think.

It basically means your opponent has 7 life, if your turn 3 is the 4 damage burn spell, turn 4 is that, and turn 5 is the madness burn spell, you win.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



13 logs
13 shards of broken mirror
13 kitchen utensils
13 nails in the barrel
13 stones in the arch around the fireplace
13 stones in the mantle
13 boards on the wall
13 boards on the ceiling
13 drops of blood
13 letters in the name

There can't be just ten, what are the other three?

Lets Pickle
Jul 9, 2007

Um there are 17 letters in the name?

Lets Pickle
Jul 9, 2007

TheKingofSprings posted:

That's an almost standard playable card I think.

It basically means your opponent has 7 life, if your turn 3 is the 4 damage burn spell, turn 4 is that, and turn 5 is the madness burn spell, you win.

Especially without fetchlands to manipulate your own life total. You can also respond with the trigger on the stack by burning your opponent to 13 life.

anglachel
May 28, 2012

TheKingofSprings posted:

That's an almost standard playable card I think.

It basically means your opponent has 7 life, if your turn 3 is the 4 damage burn spell, turn 4 is that, and turn 5 is the madness burn spell, you win.

Is there life gain that targets opponents in standard so you can further manipulate life totals?

born on a buy you
Aug 14, 2005

Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All

Lets Pickle posted:

Um there are 17 letters in the name?

Letters not characters.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene

Chamale posted:

13 logs
13 shards of broken mirror
13 kitchen utensils
13 nails in the barrel
13 stones in the arch around the fireplace
13 stones in the mantle
13 boards on the wall
13 boards on the ceiling
13 drops of blood
13 letters in the name

There can't be just ten, what are the other three?

Card number is 14-1 which I choose to believe counts

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012
And there definately are 13 words in each of the modes.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

born on a buy you posted:

Letters not characters.

I only count 12.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
I look forward to everyone struggling to pronounce the name of that card.

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

Babylon Astronaut posted:

And there definately are 13 words in each of the modes.

Yeah, there are 13 words not I including the numbers.

Card is so sweet.

It's really not hard to pronounce, though?

Tris-Kai-deck-uh-phobia

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

GonSmithe posted:

Yeah, there are 13 words not I including the numbers.

Card is so sweet.

It's really not hard to pronounce, though?

Tris-Kai-deck-uh-phobia

It takes a few tries to get it smoothly.

kas
Sep 9, 2003
I am a snoot.


Chamale posted:

13 logs
13 shards of broken mirror
13 kitchen utensils
13 nails in the barrel
13 stones in the arch around the fireplace
13 stones in the mantle
13 boards on the wall
13 boards on the ceiling
13 drops of blood
13 letters in the name

There can't be just ten, what are the other three?

There is not 13 letters in the name but there is:
13 words in the first mode
13 words in the second mode
13 stone sections on the side of the mantle (as well as 13 on the front not counting the 13 in the arch)
Casting cost is 1 (b) 3 (c)

odiv
Jan 12, 2003

Dude, we just got used to the colourless is not generic concept. Don't go confusing us again.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

kas posted:

There is not 13 letters in the name but there is:
13 words in the first mode
13 words in the second mode
13 stone sections on the side of the mantle (as well as 13 on the front not counting the 13 in the arch)
Casting cost is 1 (b) 3 (c)

13 characters in the artist name

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
THERE ARE THIRTEEN LIGHTS!

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

I don't think it works in standard because a single painland turns it off indefinitely. Super funny card though.

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013
Can't wait for the combo deck with second rite

rabidsquid
Oct 11, 2004

LOVES THE KOG


Hey guys who wants to draft Morningtide with me

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Sometimes I think it really loving sucks that old boxes are loving expensive. Modern flashback drafts in MODO have been awesome for a player like me that started in the past 5 years.

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

Coming soon to a Nekusar EDH deck near you:

I find the art genuinely disturbing

the Orb of Zot
Jun 25, 2013

Apport: the Orb of Zot
The orb shrieks as your magic touches it!
Yoink! You pull the item towards yourself.
You see here the Orb of Zot.
ArsTechnia spoiled this too:

Hanweir Militia Captain
1W
Creature - Human Soldier (Rare)

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control 4 or more creatures, transform Hanweir Militia Captain.

2/2

-------------------

Westvale Cult Leader
(color indicator: White)
Creature - Human Cleric

Westvale Cult Leader's power and toughness are equal to the number of creatures you control.

At the beginning of your endstep, put a 1/1 white and black cleric creature token onto the battlefield.

*/*

Shadow225
Jan 2, 2007




I really like that card. It's a weenie that can be worth playing late game. Doesn't do anything to a wrathed board, but such is life.

Mojo Jojo
Sep 21, 2005

Irony Be My Shield posted:

Coming soon to a Nekusar EDH deck near you:

I find the art genuinely disturbing

That wording is appalling

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:
From another site...


Eller som Gramekube från reddit upptäckte:

"13 drops of blood, 13 shards of glass, 13 stones in the arch, 13 more stones make up the fireplace, 13 logs in the fireplace, 13 boards in the ceiling, 13 boards on the wall, 13 bolts on the barrel, 13 kitchen utensils hanging, 13 instances of the letter "t" on the card, 13 words in EACH mode (excluding the number 13), and the mana cost is ONE black and THREE generic. THAT'S THIRTEEN THIRTEENS!!"

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

It takes a lot of work to make that not a bear. I guess if we get Humanling Outburst or something it could work.

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Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013

Mojo Jojo posted:

That wording is appalling

It's fine, how would you template it?

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