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If only America had a literal HITLER they could elect into office to bomb the poo poo out of ISIS and take their oil... If only...
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Xenophon posted:From Ted Cruz's official statement re: Brussels: Jesus. Hillary's response is looking better and better in comparison.
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Mar 22, 2016 16:59
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Xenophon posted:From Ted Cruz's official statement re: Brussels:
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Mar 22, 2016 16:59
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Laphroaig posted:"Terrorists have [once again / null] struck at the heart of [Location], but their campaign of hate and fear will not succeed. The people of [Place], of [Location], and of the world will not be intimidated by these vicious killers. Today Americans stand in solidarity with our [Location] allies. Our thoughts and prayers are with the families of those killed and wounded, and all the people of [Place]. These terrorists seek to undermine the democratic values that are the foundation of our alliance and our way of life, but they will never succeed. Today's attacks will only strengthen our resolve to stand together as allies and defeat terrorism and radical jihadism around the world." "my fellow americans, when i am elected president, i will use my executive powers to immediately pass an executive action that outlaws ISIS and radical islam world-wide. i will begin bombing ISIS with nuclear armaments within five minutes of taking the oath of office" - trump
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Mar 22, 2016 17:00
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DaveWoo posted:Jesus. Hillary's response is looking better and better in comparison. lol no it isn't
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Mar 22, 2016 17:00
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mike12345 posted:make it sound more heartfelt, and not like a replicant's dream of electric sheep. that tweet above is better. Official statements in response to tragedies abroad are always bland, no matter where they come from. Even the White House response is going to sound like this. They're not going to say "We're going to give every citizen of Belgium a big hug". There are a lot of reasons to dislike Hillary Clinton--her response to this tragedy really isn't one of them. Bernice Anders posted:lol no it isn't You're bad at this, try harder
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Mar 22, 2016 17:01
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Xenophon posted:From Ted Cruz's official statement re: Brussels: i dunno what this means but i imagine it's a burn of some kind https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/712308332472631297
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Mar 22, 2016 17:03
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It's always weird the day after terrorist attacks to see the peacock display of who can pretend to give a poo poo the hardest.
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Mar 22, 2016 17:03
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Alter Ego posted:Official statements in response to tragedies abroad are always bland, no matter where they come from. Even the White House response is going to sound like this. They're not going to say "We're going to give every citizen of Belgium a big hug". that's great, but this is still a campaign.
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Mar 22, 2016 17:03
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baw posted:i dunno what this means but i imagine it's a burn of some kind https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/712308332472631297 I keep reading Frank Gaffney as Frank Underwood, and I think it might be because the character was from a town in SC called Gaffney. Either way it works.
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Mar 22, 2016 17:03
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Pleasant Friend posted:It's always weird the day after terrorist attacks to see the peacock display of who can pretend to give a poo poo the hardest. *does not apply to all terrorist attacks, for instance terrorist attacks in turkey
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Mar 22, 2016 17:04
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baw posted:*does not apply to all terrorist attacks, for instance terrorist attacks in turkey we never liked turkey that much anyway.
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Mar 22, 2016 17:04
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Mayor Dave posted:Since Utah is today it probably won't affect the outcome, but three of the victims were Mormon missionaries returning to Utah. I guess cultists haven't discovered intersectionality yet
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Mar 22, 2016 17:05
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baw posted:i dunno what this means but i imagine it's a burn of some kind https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/712308332472631297 this clears it up
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Mar 22, 2016 17:05
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Pleasant Friend posted:It's always weird the day after terrorist attacks to see the peacock display of who can pretend to give a poo poo the hardest. Very distressed over here personally.
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Mar 22, 2016 17:05
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Alter Ego posted:Weak. Doesn't mention thumbscrews, the rack, waterboarding, or brownshirt anti-Muslim squads at all. Well quite. I want to be indulged with promises of massive overreaction and widespread humanitarian abuses, not fobbed off with this "let's be adults" bullshit.
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Mar 22, 2016 17:05
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Perfectly Safe posted:Well quite. I want to be indulged with promises of massive overreaction and widespread humanitarian abuses, not fobbed off with this "let's be adults" bullshit. You and the majority of the electorate both.
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Mar 22, 2016 17:06
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Wait what the gently caress that was a Cruz line? I thought it was a reddit snippet
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Mar 22, 2016 17:07
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Having cops patrol Muslim neighborhoods sounds like a good idea actually. They should look into building robots - really tall ones, like maybe 20 ft tall - that can identify Muslims, any Muslim really, who cares, and lasso them cowboy style. The robots should have red eyes and talk in a robot voice.
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Mar 22, 2016 17:07
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Perfectly Safe posted:Well quite. I want to be indulged with promises of massive overreaction and widespread humanitarian abuses, not fobbed off with this "let's be adults" bullshit. i am the only candidate prepared to nuke the moon, to destroy any potential islamist space bases up there
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Mar 22, 2016 17:07
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Remember when Trump was mocked and called simple-minded for saying that Islamists have entrenched support networks and are closely supported by their families? http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/mar/22/brussels-attacks-show-how-global-terror-networks-act-local quote:But the network will include many others. It is clear from the amount of time Abdeslam spent on the run that he was looked after by dozens, if not scores of contacts. This is the reality of contemporary Islamic extremism in Europe. It is not about so-called lone wolves or solitary actors, but about a small but significant number people who are deeply embedded in broader communities or neighbourhoods.
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Mar 22, 2016 17:09
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Can Donald Trump, a man who does not put his hand on his heart for the pledge and who throws veterans out of his rallies, be trusted to lead the armed forces? Why would orders from such a troop hating degenerate even be followed
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Mar 22, 2016 17:10
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Brannock posted:Remember when Trump was mocked and called simple-minded for saying that Islamists have entrenched support networks and are closely supported by their families? no he was mocked and called simple minded for saying we should assassinate peoples wives and children in retaliation for terrorist attacks
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Mar 22, 2016 17:11
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Brannock posted:Remember when Trump was mocked and called simple-minded for saying that Islamists have entrenched support networks and are closely supported by their families? uh, no, because that's been known for ages, though I'd be happy to review any examples you can find
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Mar 22, 2016 17:11
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Trump will have death matches between suspected illegals and terrorists in NFL stadiums during the off-season. Can't wait for root for Whacko Juarez Juan against Muhammad Al-Sharia Jihad
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Mar 22, 2016 17:11
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Cruz should clearly combine his door to door immigration enforcement with Muslim neighborhood watch.
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Mar 22, 2016 17:13
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Brannock posted:Remember when Trump was mocked and called simple-minded for saying that Islamists have entrenched support networks and are closely supported by their families? Uh, no, he was mocked for saying we should murder those people.
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Mar 22, 2016 17:14
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Epic High Five posted:Wait what the gently caress that was a Cruz line? I thought it was a reddit snippet Nope! Ted Cruz, who is such an adamant supporter of religious liberty that he believes the existence of gay marriage is equivalent to persecution, thinks that we should be patrolling and "securing" Muslim neighborhoods to make sure they don't radicalize.
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Mar 22, 2016 17:14
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:Terrorists are apparently afraid of dogs (?), so just put them in a room with a golden retriever and then interrogate them. Or just have the golden retriever interrogate them "There's nothing in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights that says a dog can't conduct an enhanced interrogation!" In 2016, you'll see suspected terrorists get...WATERBUDDED! 
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Mar 22, 2016 17:14
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Squizzle posted:"There's nothing in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights that says a dog can't conduct an enhanced interrogation!"
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Mar 22, 2016 17:15
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paranoid randroid posted:no he was mocked and called simple minded for saying we should assassinate peoples wives and children in retaliation for terrorist attacks He just said that innocent people don't hang around known terrorists.
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Mar 22, 2016 17:15
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Louisgod posted:Having cops patrol Muslim neighborhoods sounds like a good idea actually. They should look into building robots - really tall ones, like maybe 20 ft tall - that can identify Muslims, any Muslim really, who cares, and lasso them cowboy style. The robots should have red eyes and talk in a robot voice. You mean a Trumpbot? Speaking in the Dear Leader's glorious booming voice? Just make sure the hands are the right size, not too large, like slightly smaller than a large sized robot hand, but a good size still.
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Mar 22, 2016 17:16
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Karl Sharks posted:You mean a Trumpbot? Speaking in the Dear Leader's glorious booming voice? 
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Mar 22, 2016 17:19
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Xenophon posted:From Ted Cruz's official statement re: Brussels: Aaaaaaaand Trump wins. Jesus Christ how is Cruz so bad at this.
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Mar 22, 2016 17:19
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pathetic little tramp posted:Aaaaaaaand Trump wins. Jesus Christ how is Cruz so bad at this. because hes awful in every way
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Mar 22, 2016 17:20
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pathetic little tramp posted:Aaaaaaaand Trump wins. Jesus Christ how is Cruz so bad at this. You think a single prospective Trump/Cruz voter disagrees with that?
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Mar 22, 2016 17:20
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distressing posts itt
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Mar 22, 2016 17:21
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AllanGordon posted:He just said that innocent people don't hang around known terrorists. which is why I'm sure he called for the immediate arrest and imprisonment of the entire extended bundy clan, plus all of their weirdo friends and supporters on the outside and those weird girls in love with James Holmes
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Mar 22, 2016 17:21
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Karl Sharks posted:You mean a Trumpbot? Speaking in the Dear Leader's glorious booming voice? Ideally I'd like to see the robots painted purple and pink with gold highlights and constantly yell "Stop, Muslim!".
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Brannock posted:Remember when Trump was mocked and called simple-minded for saying that Islamists have entrenched support networks and are closely supported by their families? nah
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