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The lines in Command and Conquer Generals were incredibly funny/racist. "Paladin Tank in the field....Preserving freedom." "WE STAHND TOO-GETHAH"
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Tuscatsi. Othenga. Ta-Ja. Shoka.
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This amazing speech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czAyRmKjm0w
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"I knew the dame would be trouble as soon as she walked in. They called her the Valkyrie, and I could see why. If she sang, it was all over. Who am I? My name's Max. I'm a private eye." -- Max Payne, Max Payne
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FactsAreUseless posted:"I knew the dame would be trouble as soon as she walked in. They called her the Valkyrie, and I could see why. If she sang, it was all over. Who am I? My name's Max. I'm a private eye." -- Max Payne, Max Payne There haven't been enough film noir narrations in video games.
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"I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face." - Max Payne 2
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Dec 28, 2015 17:56
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Ave, true to Caesar.
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"Yuan Shu, YOU attack from the rear." - Yuan Shao, Dynasty Warriors 3
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"Well don't go roll the drat car over and blow us all up in flames then."
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Jan 21, 2016 21:55
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WHY HAVE YOU INTERRUPTED THE PROCESS?!!!
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Friends? FRIENDS?! We've only gone out together three times, and already you're telling me you just want to be friends?! You never gave me a chance, and for that...you'll fry like a pork sausage! It's not that I don't like you, it's just that, well, you're too nice a guy, I guess. I think I'd rather go out with someone more, erm, unpredictable. Hello! This doesn't look like the Lincoln Tunnel, Sam. Looks to me like a marginally volatile hostage situation, Max. Ooooo! Does this mean we get to kick some puffy, white mad scientist butt?! Can't think a reason not to. You'll be of no use, Freelance Police, for with a flick of a lever, my ungrateful lunch date will be reduced to a half-cup of disoriented atomic matter. I knew he wasn't a real doctor. Shall I confront, subdue, and pummel the suspected perpetrator, Sam? Sic him up, little buddy. Ooo! Owww! Hey! Nice one! YIKES! Huh?! He's not a real guy, Sam! Can I keep his head for a souvenir? Why do you suppose it's ticking? That's no head, Max! It's one damned ugly timebomb! Let's leave this criminal cesspool, pronto. Good idea, Sam. Maybe we can ditch the head somewhere, while the credits are running. Mind if I drive? Not if you don't mind me clawing at the dash, and shrieking like a cheerleader. Sam. Is 'pronto' a real word? G'bye Sam & Max. I'll never forget all you've done here, today. [Cue opening credits to one of the best games ever made.]
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Mar 20, 2016 08:30
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SICKNESS MUST BE PURGED BEGONE WITH YOU FILTHY RATS YOU DISGUST ME
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Clitch posted:Friends? My favourite is; "Max, where should I put this [bomb] so it doesn't hurt anyone we know or care about?" "Out the window, Sam. There's nothing but strangers out there."
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Neddy Seagoon posted:My favourite is; Hope there was nobody on that bus. Nobody we know, at least!
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"Hyaah! Shyaaa! Hup tu shyaa! Nnngh!" - Link The Legend of Zelda Hyrule Masters.
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"My name is Chris Houlihan. You dare to bring light into my lair? You must die!" - Chris Houlihan, Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past
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"YANKEE SHANKEE !" -Korean dudes in Crysis
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Ignimbrite posted:SICKNESS MUST BE PURGED AND NOW, THE FINAL CURTAIN! THIS WILL BE A MERCY!
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Mar 21, 2016 18:51
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ARCHERRRRRRRS HO!
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Mar 21, 2016 18:57
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"I have spent an eternity in this skin. Now, they shall pay for the wrongs I have been done!" - Orochi, Warriors Orochi 2 prior to the battle of Hinokawa. Notable because it's the first time Orochi seems angry.... or at least that's what I got the first time I heard it but having just rewatched it on YouTube it actually seems kinda flat.
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FutureCop posted:AND NOW, THE FINAL CURTAIN! Why the, ah, "Bretonnian Dance", sir?
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"Time to tip the scales!" "You're already dead." "We're not done yet!" "Cupcake." "Pick a god and pray!" "For Hoshido!!!"
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Sometimes it bugs me that Armstrong and Shepherd get all the credit.
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"Ah... Mistah Denton, in da fresh... heh heh, you like that? Sounds just like Maggie Chow, huh? Ooooh, me rikey VersaRife! Ha ha. Anyway... woo. Boy. Guess I'll kill you with this plasma rifle." -- Walton Simons, Deus Ex
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'Get on top of the Hydra's back!' 'Get on top of the Hydra's back!' 'Get on top of the Hydra's back!' -Nick Fury, Punisher vs Archie page 11 'The strength of the stolen souls is changing me! Have I become- Innnnviinnciblleee?!' -Drake and Josh go to the moon.
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Mar 22, 2016 12:36
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Grey Fox posted:ARCHERRRRRRRS HO!
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Welcome back, Commander. Not a voice quote, but still: A man long dead, grafted to machines your builders did not understand. You follow the path, fitting into an infinite pattern. Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild. Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all becomes one. One moment left. One point of space and time. I know who you are. You are destiny.
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Commander you have a new message at your private terminal. No messages for you Commander.
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Mar 22, 2016 17:26
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Don't gently caress with this senator! Diplomacy has failed, team unite up! Blah blah blah, tidal wave!
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"Are psychotic urges all that drives you?" - Kreia, SW:KoTor 2:TSL upon the player character performing certain dark side actions.
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https://youtu.be/5iZMD_eCpEo
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Get over here! Finish him! Fatality. -Cruel Melee, Super Smash Bros Melee.
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Have you ever seen the true face of God, exile?
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Oh, hello there. I will stay behind, to gaze at the sun. The sun is a wondrous body. Like a magnificent father! If only I could be so grossly incandescent! "I am the proprietor and salesman of the month several years in a row; the ladies call me "Oh, god!", but you can call me Fat Larry with a F-A-T 'cause there's mo' of me to love." Fat Larry, Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines "Every time I yank a jawbone from a skull and ram it into an eyesocket, I know I'm building a better future." - Smiling Jack, same "You have made a powerful enemy today, sign!" - Malkavian PC after losing an argument with a stop-sign, same game.
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Die monster, you don't belong in this world! -Huey Emmerich, MSGV the Painful What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you! -Blade Master Alastor, Viewtiful Joe
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FROGBLAST THE VENT CORE
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CreedThoughts posted:"Time to tip the scales!" "Don't mess with a bunny!  " 
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"HACK THE PLANET!" - Punished Ocelot
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Mar 22, 2016 22:18
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HenryEx posted:"HACK THE PLANET!" - Punished Ocelot
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I'm fuckin' invincible!- The Iblis Trigger
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