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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Oh boy! Another "I accidentally messaged a black person and they were wacky and we learnt the magic of friendship!" stdh.jpg! I don't really see any egregious black stereotypes with this one though, just seems like people being nice and they happen to be black.
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Boofchicken posted:I don't really see any egregious black stereotypes with this one though, just seems like people being nice and they happen to be black. Black people aren't usually this nice! <--- The stereotype
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Mar 21, 2016 20:31
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Boofchicken posted:I don't really see any egregious black stereotypes with this one though, just seems like people being nice and they happen to be black. You mean besides the terrible AAVE bullshit? black people text like everyone else!
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Mar 21, 2016 20:52
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Samfucius posted:You mean besides the terrible AAVE bullshit? Out of curiosity, what about that struck you as AAVE? That looks how a good portion of people I know, black and white, text. I am from the south, maybe that's it?
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Mar 21, 2016 21:07
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Perhaps the people seeing racism are actually racist themselves and doth protest too loudly
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Mar 21, 2016 21:10
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algorithmkiller posted:Out of curiosity, what about that struck you as AAVE? Yeah that texting style looks like anyone I know from the south, black or white, myself included.
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Mar 21, 2016 21:14
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Calmquote:Troper recalls the accident involving a shovel sliding forward into his face. (Digging a snow fort, long story.) Immediately after the accident, I was the only one who new the number for an ambulance. It was not 911 at the time, and I was the YOUNGEST of all the people involved. Everyone else was marveling that I had gotten into another ambulance worthy accident or going EWW! when I showed them the gash. Before I got into the ambulance I had to calmly tell the police officer that yes, it was an accident and not deliberate. Trainer quote:Wow, horses are a theme here. This troper is a pro horse trainer/rider. 14 years in the business means plenty of falls and other accidents. On one occasion, a hunter I was riding slipped on a wet patch in the ring and fell. The resulting fall left me with a broken knee and mild concussion. I had time for one deadpan line as the horse went down. "I think we're falling." Yep. On another occasion, I got tossed into a fence that a jumper refused, dislocated by shoulder, and fractured my skull. Another concussion, needless to say. Apparently I was holding my dislocated arm and the EMT asked me if I was in a lot of pain. "Not particularly," I replied. "Are those banana milkshakes?" Well, in my defense, I was concussed and I'm always a fan of banana. Last example: I fractured a rib falling off a horse in the schooling ring. I still had a medal class to do, so I rode it anyway, fractured ribs and all (my mother was none too proud of this, but my trainer thought I was gutsy). I finished the round but had a rail down, keeping me out of the ribbons. As I walk out of the ring, my trainer asks me how I'm feeling. "Well, I would be a lot better if the fence stayed up." Hm, for some reason a clear round wasn't the highest priority for everyone else around me... Expletives quote:This troper has a love of uncommon expletives. In middle school he often cried "Sweet Jesus!" in surprise or exasperation. Now he's moved on to more multilingual curses such as "aiyaaaaa..." for annoyed sighs, "scheisse..." and "oiy..." for beleaguered sighs or expressions of empathy, "ay mis dios!" for whining or resentment, and "Yeshua!" in place of the regular Anglican version for astonishment. This troper and his friends also use a great many lines from Futurama, Family Guy, Dave Chappelle and Eddie Izzard in common conversations.
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Mar 21, 2016 21:41
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poo poo that didn't happen: that insufferable dork having friends.
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Mar 21, 2016 22:24
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YellerBill posted:Yeah that texting style looks like anyone I know from the south, black or white, myself included. Yeah that story ain't bad. If you want to see a "I only know black people from movies" stdh, check out this bad boy http://m.imgur.com/gallery/V4FEN
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Mar 21, 2016 22:35
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quote:Any mocking "awwww" is replaced with Zoidberg's "uuuuuuugggggh" I have seen every episode of Futurama a bunch of times and have no idea what this is supposed to be.
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Mar 21, 2016 22:47
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oldpainless posted:Perhaps the people seeing racism are actually racist themselves and doth protest too loudly Yeah, I'm just not seeing it here. Maybe if someone were to point it out to me, but usually these things tend be written in "slang-as-filtered-through-white-middle-class", or calling attention to how they "totally weren't thugs". This just seems like a sweet story.
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Mar 21, 2016 23:57
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That doesn't even make sense.
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NESguerilla posted:That doesn't even make sense. And how about : can you give "it" to me
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Mar 22, 2016 00:02
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It makes sense, it's just dumb as hell. That's probably the 3rd version of the "girl accidentally treats a good samaritan like someone trying to hit on her, and is taught the error of her ways!" that I've seen recently. Someone tell these assholes to get creative.
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Mar 22, 2016 04:22
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algorithmkiller posted:Out of curiosity, what about that struck you as AAVE? I mean, I'm from Oregon so that might very well be it, but I've never seen "well me and the boys will be thru to take picture with the baby" It seems stilted
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Mar 22, 2016 06:12
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 So let me tell you about the shittiest parent on the motherfucking planet. I work at a grocery store and this man comes in with his 11 year old son. He buys a pack a cigarettes and a two cases of beer. The son was holding a two dollar drawing pad and placed it on the belt and I guess the dad didn’t notice it at first but when I was about to scan the pad he asked where’d it have come from and turned towards the kid and asked “Did you put that poo poo up there?”. He told me to put it back and then told his 11 year old child that he “ain’t paying for that gay rear end notebook.”. So I looked at the kid, who was close to tears and saying how he ran out of paper at home and my heart broke. So I gave the pad to him, for free, and told the dad I would take care of it. I gave the kid some tokens for a game outside and said I would look forward to buying some of his drawings and paintings when he’s all famous. He kids face was so priceless and I thought everything was good. But then, about 10 ten minutes after giving the kid his notebook, I walked outside and saw this. The drawing pad all ripped up and tossed on the pavement. I could only imagine what happened in the parking lot, but I know that that poor kid heart is loving ripped apart, just like this pad. I’m loving horrified that there are parents like this, who, just because it’s not masculine or gender specificthey won’t let their children follow their true passions or explore interests that lead to their happiness. Even more so, I’m horrified that parents don’t care about the fine arts anymore because it doesn’t have job security. Since when did it ever matter to a child if their passion makes them money or not? Parenting is about supporting whatever makes your child happy. Have some loving consideration for your child’s wants not your homophobic and anti-art ideals.
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Mar 22, 2016 08:06
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bulk prices for this trend towards $3, it's Highly Unlikely it'd be sold for $2. so there's the STDH. stringless has a new favorite as of 08:20 on Mar 22, 2016 |
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Mar 22, 2016 08:16
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Maybe the kid was an arsehole and only wanted the notepad to rip it up.
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Mar 22, 2016 09:04
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Boofchicken posted:I don't really see any egregious black stereotypes with this one though, just seems like people being nice and they happen to be black. The black guys stole the phone.
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Mar 22, 2016 09:24
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Samfucius posted:You mean besides the terrible AAVE bullshit? Samfucius posted:I mean, I'm from Oregon so that might very well be it, but I've never seen "well me and the boys will be thru to take picture with the baby" I'm from New England and that struck me as a completely natural way to text for some people, regardless of race. You're really reaching here.
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Mar 22, 2016 13:00
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"Me and the boys will be thru" could also be texted by a white mom referring to her and her sons
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Mar 22, 2016 13:01
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No somebody has to be racist here, not only did the poo poo not happen but it was also racist
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Mar 22, 2016 14:33
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Guy makes a tribute to a video game patch by leaving a backpack in Manhattan: https://imgur.com/gallery/nHVwR
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Mar 22, 2016 16:44
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Mar 22, 2016 17:53
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Khazar-khum posted:"ay mis dios!" for whining or resentment This grammar hurts my brain. 
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Mar 22, 2016 17:59
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That sucks making up a story and then getting overshadowed by another even faker story in the comments. All stdh stories should have this happen to them.
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Mar 22, 2016 18:10
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I know the ending of Bioshock Infinite and haven't played it. The writer lady is legit, though it's strange to see a person in their sixties on tumblr.
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Mar 22, 2016 18:53
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Paladinus posted:I know the ending of Bioshock Infinite and haven't played it. I believe that she wrote the game, what I don't believe is that anyone knows what it is.
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Mar 22, 2016 19:10
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Paladinus posted:I know the ending of Bioshock Infinite and haven't played it. When one's writing credits include an episode of Transformers, an episode of My Little Pony, two Scrappy Doo episodes, one each of Star Trek TNG and Spider-Man Unlimited, a mid-nineties FMV adventure game, Laverne & Shirley, and a Barbie movie, one can just shitpost on tumblr knowing they've lived a full life.
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Mar 22, 2016 19:25
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:When one's writing credits include an episode of Transformers, an episode of My Little Pony, two Scrappy Doo episodes, one each of Star Trek TNG and Spider-Man Unlimited, a mid-nineties FMV adventure game, Laverne & Shirley, and a Barbie movie, one can just shitpost on tumblr knowing they've lived a full life. 
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Mar 22, 2016 20:13
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Joey Freshwater posted:I believe that she wrote the game, what I don't believe is that anyone knows what it is. It's a game by the creator of the best game of all time, Star Citizen.
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Mar 22, 2016 20:32
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Telling someone all the spoilery ending bits to Bioshock Infinite is gonna take a really long time though. I can think of three separate aspects off-hand that don't even make any sense out of context.
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Mar 22, 2016 20:43
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My Lovely Horse posted:Telling someone all the spoilery ending bits to Bioshock Infinite is gonna take a really long time though. I can think of three separate aspects off-hand that don't even make any sense out of context. People who talk about video games with strangers deserve every imaginary lovely interaction they get
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Mar 22, 2016 20:46
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poo poo that did happen: went to Gamestop to pick up my preorder of Dark Souls, girl behind the counter mentions that the bosses are crazy, and I tell her that I like hard enemies and Shadow of the Colossus is my favorite game. She says, "oh, cool! Wait here!" and goes to the break room to get her SotC t-shirt out of her bag. I compliment her on it, pay for the game, and walk out. I'm gay.  e: no i'm actually gay
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Mar 23, 2016 10:59
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I played Bioshock Infinite and forgot the ending 
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Mar 23, 2016 17:33
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NESguerilla posted:I played Bioshock Infinite and forgot the ending The ending never existed.
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Mar 23, 2016 18:04
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This is 100% STDH, who WOULDN'T adopt a loving Dracula cat
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Mar 23, 2016 23:48
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:This is 100% STDH, who WOULDN'T adopt a loving Dracula cat
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:This is 100% STDH, who WOULDN'T adopt a loving Dracula cat People are stupid idiots and many don't want to adopt a black cat because they are more difficult to photograph. I wish that was stdh.
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