FARTHOUSE 5: - sounds funny but ultimately you just shit your pants

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AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

NC-17 posted:

Naw, the Browns are slaves cause everyone else owns 'em.

# ? Mar 18, 2016 16:51

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# ? May 14, 2024 00:21

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

NC-17 posted:

Naw, the Browns are slaves

that was historically how it worked, yes

# ? Mar 18, 2016 16:53

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

NC-17 posted:

Naw, the Browns are slaves cause everyone else owns 'em.

# ? Mar 18, 2016 17:23

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Mel Mudkiper posted:

that was historically how it worked, yes

# ? Mar 18, 2016 18:02

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

It wasn't, though. The joke was that slaves are owned, as the Cleveland Browns opponents "own" them on the reg; not that slaves have historically been brown folks. That's just a happy coincidence that happened to enrich the joke.

:hist101:

# ? Mar 18, 2016 19:38

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

waoh mind blown thanks chili

# ? Mar 18, 2016 20:15

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

More white slaves than brown slaves in your Eurocentric view of the world maybe

# ? Mar 18, 2016 22:15

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Donkwich posted:

I think Jed York is a good analogue for Kim Jong-un

I like this.

# ? Mar 18, 2016 22:17

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

NC-17 posted:

Naw, the Browns are slaves cause everyone else owns 'em.

# ? Mar 18, 2016 23:13

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

The word slave comes from Slav.

Something something the Bills.

# ? Mar 19, 2016 04:45

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

that was historically how it worked, yes

History was more than just the last 400 years of the Western hemisphere thankuvmuch.

# ? Mar 19, 2016 04:59

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

It's like poetry, it rhymes

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/olivier-vernon-gets-paid/

# ? Mar 19, 2016 08:53

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

NIce touch with the dollar sign crotch

# ? Mar 19, 2016 08:59

Pops Mgee: Aug 20, 2009; People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Cherno Alpha is the best jeager Febreeze, well done.

# ? Mar 19, 2016 17:40

BitterAvatar: Jun 19, 2004; I do not miss the future

I have good taste in movies, I knew it!

# ? Mar 19, 2016 19:04

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Pops Mgee posted:

Cherno Alpha is the best jeager Febreeze, well done.

It was a nice touch

# ? Mar 20, 2016 15:23

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

Pops Mgee posted:

Cherno Alpha is the best jeager Febreeze, well done.

Striker Eureka

# ? Mar 21, 2016 02:50

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

# ? Mar 21, 2016 18:16

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Febreeze posted:

D*MN *T F**LS G**D T* B* * G*NGST*

Good stuff

# ? Mar 21, 2016 22:35

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Febreeze posted:

loving Christ, Febreeze, stop being my hero for 10 god drat minutes.

# ? Mar 21, 2016 23:01

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Febreeze posted:

Amazing

# ? Mar 21, 2016 23:01

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Febreeze posted:

sending this to my coworker ASAP

last time I sent him the regular version of it he blocked my emails for the day

# ? Mar 22, 2016 00:32

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Febreeze posted:

You are way better than you have any right to be at this kind of thing. Bless you sir.

# ? Mar 22, 2016 01:05

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Febreeze posted:

Hello new phone lock screen.

# ? Mar 22, 2016 01:50

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Ehud posted:

sending this to my coworker ASAP

last time I sent him the regular version of it he blocked my emails for the day

hahaha

# ? Mar 22, 2016 02:12

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Febreeze posted:

This is your masterpiece

Ehud posted:

sending this to my coworker ASAP

last time I sent him the regular version of it he blocked my emails for the day

Lmao

# ? Mar 22, 2016 02:31

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Febreeze posted:

Who is that?

# ? Mar 22, 2016 03:05

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

You should tweet that to Brady.

# ? Mar 22, 2016 03:14

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

effectual posted:

Who is that?

# ? Mar 22, 2016 03:32

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

I like how stoic he is.

# ? Mar 22, 2016 04:08

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Metapod posted:

This is your masterpiece

It's good, but it's hard to top this one:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Mar 22, 2016 12:42

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

Came back after a couple days off to see like 150 new posts.

Not really what I was expecting when I opened the thread

# ? Mar 22, 2016 14:16

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Ehud posted:

sending this to my coworker ASAP

last time I sent him the regular version of it he blocked my emails for the day

Your coworker is a huge baby

# ? Mar 22, 2016 14:43

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

ZenVulgarity posted:

Your coworker is a huge baby

I created a ticket a year ago and put it in his queue

I update it like once a month with disparaging comments and GIF's of Tom Brady being hit

he gets an email every time I update it

# ? Mar 22, 2016 14:52

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

ZenVulgarity posted:

Your coworker is a huge baby

He sounds a lot like my co-worker, except instead of being an insufferable Pats fan, he's a giant loving flailing arms baby-man with like... every conservative talk radio opinion worn on his sleeve.

# ? Mar 22, 2016 14:52

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

The Browns still use bad email addresses
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/rg3-checks-out-the-browns/

# ? Mar 22, 2016 20:14

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Hahaha. That's pretty clever.

# ? Mar 22, 2016 20:24

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Bobby G Tres is a really solid nickname if he doesn't already use it

# ? Mar 22, 2016 20:33

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Shoulda have a CRT though.

# ? Mar 22, 2016 20:34

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# ? May 14, 2024 00:21

Filthy Casual: Aug 13, 2014

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Bobby G Tres is a really solid nickname if he doesn't already use it

Even better if it's what his baby mama uses.

# ? Mar 22, 2016 21:22

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