PS Vita Discussion: but is it erotic murder?

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Sakurazuka: Jan 24, 2004; NANI?

I'm thinking middle school is the perfect time for that sort of game.

# ? Mar 23, 2016 00:09

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# ? May 16, 2024 09:30

MisterAlex: Dec 4, 2004; For Blood, Comic Mischief, Mature Humor, Nudity, Strong Language, Suggestive Themes, Use of Alcohol, and Intense Violence.

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Takoluka posted:

That's the Hebijo school. They're evil like Jessie and James of Team Rocket are evil.

Haha, now I definitely want to play the game.

Takoluka posted:

also are you willing to sell those cards

I haven't decided yet what to do with them; for the moment they're in my Animal Crossing card binder. How many are there in total?

# ? Mar 23, 2016 00:14

Delusibeta: Aug 7, 2013; Let's ride together.

MisterAlex posted:

So I didn't die (yay!), and I think y'all are going to get a kick out of this... as you can see from the photo of my car seat, I got all of the extra pack-ins and the original box:

The lady from the ad met me on her way home from work as well, and get this... she is a local police officer, and she was actually still in her uniform and everything (heck no, I didn't ask to take a picture). She apologized for the game case and said that it was what had tattled on her son who's "still in middle school and not old enough for this kind of game yet."
She'd found the dog chewing up the plastic case.

But yeah, good deal. Box damage sucks, but getting a week old near full price release for :20bux:

is good going regardless.

MisterAlex posted:

I haven't decided yet what to do with them; for the moment they're in my Animal Crossing card binder. How many are there in total?

Apparently, six packs of ten cards each. There's a good chance that Xseed will sell these packs seperately, considering two of said packs are so rare they might as well not have bothered printing them.

# ? Mar 23, 2016 00:17

Takoluka: Jun 26, 2009; Don't look at me!

40 cards, I think? 2 for each character. I don't remember if there were extras. They gave you a random school set.

If you sell, I want first dibs. Calling it, Vita thread!

# ? Mar 23, 2016 00:18

Stux: Nov 17, 2006; Can't post for 10 days!

MisterAlex posted:

I'm considering picking up a Vita for Remote Play, and I just want to make sure it's okay to get a 3G model, since there are some relatively cheap ones around here on Craigslist.

MisterAlex posted:

So I didn't die (yay!), and I think y'all are going to get a kick out of this... as you can see from the photo of my car seat, I got all of the extra pack-ins and the original box:

The lady from the ad met me on her way home from work as well, and get this... she is a local police officer, and she was actually still in her uniform and everything (heck no, I didn't ask to take a picture). She apologized for the game case and said that it was what had tattled on her son who's "still in middle school and not old enough for this kind of game yet."
She'd found the dog chewing up the plastic case.

As a side note, I looked at the backs of the cards, and all of the characters say "Evil" alignment. What gives? I got all evil characters?

the progression of a poster

# ? Mar 23, 2016 00:23

EPIC fat guy vids: Feb 3, 2011; squeak... squeak... SQUEAK!; Lipstick Apathy

How does it feel to be on a list now?

Seriously though that's cheap as hell even if you don't like the game.

Stux posted:

the progression of a poster

One more soul for the anime God.

# ? Mar 23, 2016 00:24

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

MisterAlex posted:

She'd found the dog chewing up the plastic case.

titties so good even pets know it

# ? Mar 23, 2016 00:24

Stux: Nov 17, 2006; Can't post for 10 days!

"thinking about getting one of these for remote play what about 3g models?"

*one month passes*

"just picked up the collectors edition of titty ninjas from a cop. box was chewed by a dog but i got my cards"

this is what the vita thread does 2 people. welcome .

# ? Mar 23, 2016 00:24

Help Im Alive: Nov 8, 2009

Stux posted:

the progression of a poster

I tried to warn him but he was too weak after all

Help Im Alive posted:

Don't let people trick you into buying Senran Kagura/Neptunia

# ? Mar 23, 2016 00:30

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Stux posted:

"thinking about getting one of these for remote play what about 3g models?"

*one month passes*

"just picked up the collectors edition of titty ninjas from a cop. box was chewed by a dog but i got my cards"

this is what the vita thread does 2 people. welcome .

gonna be that guy in a month. Vita arrives in two days!

# ? Mar 23, 2016 00:33

Takoluka: Jun 26, 2009; Don't look at me!

Help Im Alive posted:

I tried to warn him but he was too weak after all

The family that animes together, stays together.

# ? Mar 23, 2016 00:46

Beve Stuscemi: Jun 6, 2001

# ? Mar 23, 2016 00:54

OgretailFood: Oct 9, 2012; Recommended by 10 out of 10 Aragami

I never bought a Senran Kagura game and I'll continue that way. Same with Neptunia.

# ? Mar 23, 2016 00:55

Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

Kirios posted:

gonna be that guy in a month. Vita arrives in two days!

I've never seen a man so willing and happy to jump into the abyss. RIP.

# ? Mar 23, 2016 00:56

InfinityComplex: Feb 5, 2011; Nothing better than swinging around a little girl like a flail.

MisterAlex posted:

So I didn't die (yay!), and I think y'all are going to get a kick out of this... as you can see from the photo of my car seat, I got all of the extra pack-ins and the original box:

The lady from the ad met me on her way home from work as well, and get this... she is a local police officer, and she was actually still in her uniform and everything (heck no, I didn't ask to take a picture). She apologized for the game case and said that it was what had tattled on her son who's "still in middle school and not old enough for this kind of game yet."
She'd found the dog chewing up the plastic case.

As a side note, I looked at the backs of the cards, and all of the characters say "Evil" alignment. What gives? I got all evil characters?

Okay, that is legitimately hilarious.

In XCom news, oh jesus, I need to get used to this.

InfinityComplex fucked around with this message at 01:15 on Mar 23, 2016

# ? Mar 23, 2016 01:04

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

I expect at least a page report about which titty ninja is the best by the weekend.

# ? Mar 23, 2016 01:05

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

Saint Freak posted:

I expect at least a page report about which titty ninja is the best by the weekend.

its the blonde one

# ? Mar 23, 2016 01:10

MisterAlex: Dec 4, 2004; For Blood, Comic Mischief, Mature Humor, Nudity, Strong Language, Suggestive Themes, Use of Alcohol, and Intense Violence.

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Oh, good. a 1.7 GB patch update. :v:

Related: Running AnalogX Proxy on my computer (and telling the Vita to run through it) has drastically improved my Vita download speeds.

# ? Mar 23, 2016 01:12

corn in the bible: Jun 5, 2004; Oh no oh god it's all true!

why would someone need a vita to play neptunia when its on pc??? you dont make sense vita thread

# ? Mar 23, 2016 01:12

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

Kirios posted:

gonna be that guy in a month. Vita arrives in two days!

please buy miku games before you get to senran or nep, you might not have to hit bottom

corn in the bible posted:

why would someone need a vita to play neptunia when its on pc??? you dont make sense vita thread

computers have big screens that someone else might see.

# ? Mar 23, 2016 01:15

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

MotU posted:

its the blonde one

Fer sure

# ? Mar 23, 2016 01:18

InfinityComplex: Feb 5, 2011; Nothing better than swinging around a little girl like a flail.

XCom has a real habit of making it auto save real obvious. Might not help due to the fact that I set it to be an Ironman run.

# ? Mar 23, 2016 01:20

veni veni veni: Jun 5, 2005

Anything less than Ironman Classic is scrub tier.

# ? Mar 23, 2016 01:23

Lemon-Lime: Aug 6, 2009

NESguerilla posted:

Anything less than Ironman Classic is scrub tier.

Counterpoint: XCOM is badly designed as it is without inflicting arbitrary bullshit mode on yourself, and the Vita version doesn't come with Long War to fix the garbage.

If you're going to Ironman and value your time, don't play on anything harder than Normal, unless you just want to prove a point and not have fun. :v:

# ? Mar 23, 2016 01:26

Ruggington: Apr 21, 2012

Sakurazuka posted:

I'm thinking middle school is the perfect time for that sort of game.

Titty ninjas would have changed my loving life in middle school

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Ruggington: Apr 21, 2012

No wait I could already find porn back then nm

# ? Mar 23, 2016 01:28

veni veni veni: Jun 5, 2005

Lemon-Lime posted:

Counterpoint: XCOM is badly designed as it is without inflicting arbitrary bullshit mode on yourself, and the Vita version doesn't come with Long War to fix the garbage.

If you're going to Ironman and value your time, don't play on anything harder than Normal, unless you just want to prove a point and not have fun.

I always played on classic on Xbox and found it way more fun than normal and was able to complete it multiple times without many problems. it's only bullshit if you can't stand losing some men, which you are supposed to. The game isn't badly designed it's peoples obsession with not letting anyone die.

Normal is a joke once your poo poo is upgraded.

# ? Mar 23, 2016 01:36

Ruggington: Apr 21, 2012

Lemon-Lime posted:

Counterpoint: XCOM is badly designed as it is without inflicting arbitrary bullshit mode on yourself, and the Vita version doesn't come with Long War to fix the garbage.

If you're going to Ironman and value your time, don't play on anything harder than Normal, unless you just want to prove a point and not have fun.

Enemy within loving rules even without long war sorry chump

# ? Mar 23, 2016 01:43

teethgrinder: Oct 9, 2002

XCOM plays well? Decent loads?

I'm not in a huge hurry to get it because I don't have the space at the moment, and I've played the poo poo out of it on PC (Ironman Classic :respek:

) but gently caress wouldn't mind having it on the go. Only played Enemy Within once too.

# ? Mar 23, 2016 01:56

Sakurazuka: Jan 24, 2004; NANI?

Saint Freak posted:

I expect at least a page report about which titty ninja is the best by the weekend.

Shiki

# ? Mar 23, 2016 02:01

Flumpus: Jul 22, 2007

teethgrinder posted:

XCOM plays well? Decent loads?

I only played the first mission, so someone may have better info than me, but... the load times seem pretty long, parts of it are really choppy - especially in some of the menus, and its graphics seem scaled way back (which makes sense). It actually reminds me of the Borderlands port, with the difference being it's not a shooter, so it really doesn't matter that much, it still plays ok. You use the touchscreen to zoom, which seems annoying (and maybe there's a way to change that?), but outside of that, nothing seemed too bad from a control perspective.

# ? Mar 23, 2016 02:03

Mithaldu: Sep 25, 2007; Let's cuddle.

Here's camera-recorded gameplay:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2F4NA5E0Io&t=92s

# ? Mar 23, 2016 02:12

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

Sakurazuka posted:

Shiki

Well that's not a full page but you got the right answer so I guess I'll let it slide.

# ? Mar 23, 2016 02:20

Dark_Tzitzimine: Oct 9, 2012; by R. Guyovich

Saint Freak posted:

I expect at least a page report about which titty ninja is the best by the weekend.

Daidouji

https://youtu.be/9C_Y-IJUzsU

# ? Mar 23, 2016 02:31

Endorph: Jul 22, 2009

MotU posted:

its the blonde one

there are several blonde ones

# ? Mar 23, 2016 02:39

CrashCat: Jan 10, 2003; another shit post

Endorph posted:

there are several blonde ones

# ? Mar 23, 2016 02:44

RanKizama: Apr 22, 2015; Shinobi Heart

Holy poo poo we got three people on the same page putting Shiki as best tiddy ninja. Today is a good day.

# ? Mar 23, 2016 02:49

RadicalR: Jan 20, 2008; "Businessmen are the symbol of a free society
---
the symbol of America."

My favorite is Hikage. Does that make me a bad person?

# ? Mar 23, 2016 03:01

InfinityComplex: Feb 5, 2011; Nothing better than swinging around a little girl like a flail.

NESguerilla posted:

I always played on classic on Xbox and found it way more fun than normal and was able to complete it multiple times without many problems. it's only bullshit if you can't stand losing some men, which you are supposed to. The game isn't badly designed it's peoples obsession with not letting anyone die.

Normal is a joke once your poo poo is upgraded.

i have all of the second wave options on, does that count for anything

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Endorph: Jul 22, 2009

RadicalR posted:

My favorite is Hikage. Does that make me a bad person?

hikage is good

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