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Monkeycheese
Feb 24, 2002

ninja minúsculo

Kaitlyn is so gorgeous... also LOL at people not recognizing sandow, the face is so obvious
http://shitloadsofwrestling.tumblr.com/post/88484277510/the-evolution-of-damien-sandow-2003-2012-while

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21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



The pic of Sandow was pre Intellectual Savior of the Masses, when he was DAMIEN SANDOW, ANGRY AMURRRICAN

quote:

Damien Sandow is an American citizen who believes that the recent economic, political, and social unrest that this country has been experiencing is the fault of the American people themselves. He operates on the platform that Americans have become self -centered, morally indifferent, and numb to their own plight. He aims to instruct Americans how to fix these problems, via his words and actions in the ring and out.

He is of the belief that our founding fathers did not intend for Americans to be as they are now: selfish, irresponsible, not accepting blame for their problems. His goal is to ignite the second great revolution in this country. It will not be a revolution on the battlefield, but of the way Americans as a whole think and act. Damien Sandow will ride the Revolution to the very pinnacle of FCW and WWE.

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

6EQUJ5 6 7 posted:

No loving way that is Sandow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogVJnzrh7TM

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

6EQUJ5 6 7 posted:

No loving way that is Sandow.

He was on the main roster about 10 years ago as Idol Stevens and was managed by Michelle McCool. Then they repackaged him and sent him down to FCW where he starting wrestling as Colonel Sandow, a military dictator or something, before later becoming the Intellectual Savior.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Is his name Robert Paulson?

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
NORSE

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

KirbyJ posted:

I was not expecting Adam Rose to be as ripped as he is in that picture set. What the hell.

The guy isn't amazing at being a wrestler, but holy gently caress does he have an amazing body.

jred250 posted:

I think trunks are the worst and every wrestler should be forced to wear pants. Xavier looks like he is wearing a diaper for christ's sake!

Nah, we gotta know if they have good calves!

6EQUJ5 6 7 posted:

No loving way that is Sandow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6LMoDe5SDM

Wazzu fucked around with this message at 12:04 on Mar 21, 2016

6EQUJ5 6 7
Sep 1, 2012

I'd do the same as you.
Well poo poo.

For content, they really dropped the ball on him. After he broke from Miz and did that promo, he was red hot and completely over. Sadly all WWE took from that was hey he does impressions!

The rest would be history were it relevant. No one will remember just how over he was for those few months.

Klauser
Feb 24, 2006
You got a dick with that problem!?!

Thanks for making me miss LayCool again.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Trunks look good on some guys, but not on others. Current Chris Jericho and Titus O'Neil, for instance, should not wear trunks. (Jericho should wear pants and O'Neil should wear whatever trunks with short legs are called.)

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Endless Mike posted:

O'Neil should wear whatever trunks with short legs are called.)

boy shorts :ohdear:

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


plz let Sakuraba be Okada's new hypeman so I don't have to watch him repeatedly die for the cruel whims of the MMA Gods

BlueArmyMan
Mar 30, 2007
Hooloovoo

coconono posted:

plz let Sakuraba be Okada's new hypeman so I don't have to watch him repeatedly die for the cruel whims of the MMA Gods

That means replacing Gedo, which is not an option

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008


My co-workers think I'm a weirdo now. More so than before I should say.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

6EQUJ5 6 7 posted:

After he broke from Miz and did that promo, he was red hot and completely over.

yeah so was alex riley

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Sandow had potential before Miz though.



See that potential?

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight





THE BIG DOG and roman reigns

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

yeah so was alex riley

thank gently caress that stopped

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

yeah so was alex riley

I've only been to one WWE house show ever. Alex Riley was the 2nd most over man in the building, just below Cena & above Rey Mysterio & Punk. I poo poo you not.

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007

21 Hoot Salute posted:



THE BIG DOG and roman reigns

Do a face swa--- oh.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

21 Hoot Salute posted:



THE BIG DOG and roman reigns

Roman Reigns now, and digitally altered to appear 20 years older.

Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.

21 Hoot Salute posted:



THE BIG DOG and roman reigns

poo poo, and also Rosey is there

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
If Rosey and Roman formed a new 3 Minute Warning, I *might* like Roman.

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

Sandow had potential before Miz though.



See that potential?

oh my god that monkey guy made of gif of this and I can't find it now.

Eleanor Pwnsevelt
Dec 25, 2003

Diddums
Jan 31, 2014

Herr Tog posted:

oh my god that monkey guy made of gif of this and I can't find it now.

http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2014-4-28

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

21 Hoot Salute posted:



THE BIG DOG and roman reigns

Imagine, if Rosey had just gone on a diet how much money he would have made being the Good Roman Reigns.

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer



YESSS

ecavalli
Nov 18, 2012


Hogan's latest Twitter update, brother:

https://twitter.com/HulkHogan/status/712215547816058881

Germ Incubator
Nov 4, 2009

*Cowboy Shit*
Memphis









Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

Who are #s 3 and 4, there?

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Basic Chunnel posted:

Who are #s 3 and 4, there?

Taker
Austin
Rockers(HBK)
Flex Kavana
Paul Heyman

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

KungFu Grip posted:

Taker
Austin
Rockers(HBK)
Flex Kavana
Paul Heyman

not just the rockers but the rockers featuring mark gullen of the house gullen

Slaapaav
Mar 3, 2006

by Azathoth

oatgan posted:

not just the rockers but the rockers featuring mark gullen of the house gullen

holy poo poo that owns

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

oatgan posted:

not just the rockers but the rockers featuring mark gullen of the house gullen

This dude loving owns

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Had to keep pausing that video to keep myself from running out of the room in feared awe

Cactus Jack
Nov 16, 2005

If you even try to throw to my side of the field in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
What a tease. I want to know more about Umamba the Jungle Savage!

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Cactus Jack posted:

What a tease. I want to know more about Umamba the Jungle Savage!

Let's go to the local library!

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