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style / art gimmick combo you want to see next
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Commodore 64 hi fi 16 colors Drawing goons drooling over anime (or muscle men) 35 20.71%
Everything in MSPaint Black and White and Undertale Characters 22 13.02%
CGA in CYMK tones and rising stars of gaming like Hololens and Star Citizen 36 21.30%
Only Purple and Waluigi and Kirby ship fiction 76 44.97%
Total: 169 votes
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Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

FactsAreUseless posted:

He'd make the teens too horny, and the boss of Japan was like "nuh-uh, no way, not in my country pal." It's like how they can't release Dragon Quest games on weekdays.

Japan Boss was getting too horny off this pic of Snake so he's banned.

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The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
Why else do you think he was banned from Smash Bros? That rear end in that latex sneaking suit just ain't tournament-friendly.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Golden Goat posted:

Japan Boss was getting too horny off this pic of Snake so he's banned.
Japanese teen, seeing Quiet: Ah, this makes me want to jerk off politely.

Japanese teen, seeing Snake: D-drat! I'm getting horny and I'm going to become a delinquent!

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

Snake has a better butt then Quiet has for anything she's got going on.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Distinctive walk...

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.

Golden Goat posted:

Then why ain't Snake the largest thing on that promo?

Aside from the obvious reasons, I'm pretty sure there was some Quiet-themed DLC release for MGO recently so they probably want to draw attention to that while they're at it.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

Even as a old fart Snake had some tight rear end buns

FactsAreUseless posted:

Distinctive walk...

Distinctive wiggle...
http://i.imgur.com/oWOkS56.gifv

Kanfy posted:

Aside from the obvious reasons

Cool, so I was right about it being for horny teens the first time.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

"huh bluhhhh why isn't the stealthy guy who would never let himself be caught on camera more prominently featured!" I don't know maybe because he was sneaking!!!

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

FactsAreUseless posted:

"huh bluhhhh why isn't the stealthy guy who would never let himself be caught on camera more prominently featured!" I don't know maybe because he was sneaking!!!

I'd like if this actually happened in the games. You just straight up can't see where Snake is cause he avoids your camera every time.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
Yeah, you've got a great butt!

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.

Golden Goat posted:

Cool, so I was right about it being for horny teens the first time.

Eh, it just makes the crossover promo more noticeable, you could be 40 and it'd still draw your attention more than Snake standing around. Not even horny teenagers are going to buy an AoT game just for an event like that when they already have MGSV for all their Quiet-ogling needs, it's just easy advertising for both franchises.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

Kanfy posted:

Eh, it just makes the crossover promo more noticeable, you could be 40 and it'd still draw your attention more than Snake standing around. Not even horny teenagers are going to buy an AoT game just for an event like that when they already have MGSV for all their Quiet-ogling needs, it's just easy advertising for both franchises.

Okay.
What's your favorite man-butt in video games?

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Golden Goat posted:

Okay.
What's your favorite man-butt in video games?

Zangief

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.

Golden Goat posted:

Okay.
What's your favorite man-butt in video games?

I'll always have a nostalgic fondness for Ashley Riot and his assless chaps.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012


A fine choice.

In games talk, we're playing more arcade games and it was Aliens Vs Predator this time which was really cool! I haven't read the comic in ages

I like a lot of the Beat'em ups that have more going on in their movesets so this was pretty fun.

We'll try Battle Circuit next but I want something a bit different from a standard Beat'em up next.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Kanfy posted:

I'll always have a nostalgic fondness for Ashley Riot and his assless chaps.



All chaps are assless by nature

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

Sakurazuka posted:

All chaps are assless by nature

I had to look up if that was his rear end showing



He probably shouldn't superglue his shirt to himself to show off his sweet abs though.

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.

Sakurazuka posted:

All chaps are assless by nature

Yeah, but "assless chaps" is funnier to say.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Sakurazuka posted:

All chaps are assless by nature
I'll have you know that the Brothers Chaps are at least half-assed.

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://twitter.com/BandaiNamcoUK/status/712578690752839680

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

why is quiet helping the attack on titan folk ?? hmm maybe because she's a crackshot sniper with superhuman movement abilities and a heart of gold ??

Tiger Millionaire
Jan 25, 2014

He'll eat your kids and fire your parents!
I liked Infinite because it was set actually during the society ending event instead of just after it like bioshock or system shock and it was pretty cool seeing the world go to poo poo around you.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

infinite is one of the worost games ever made. the combat is trash and on top tof that the story is offensive and also violates its own internal logic. gently caress u ken.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?


lol

Ometeotl
Feb 13, 2012



It's MISSEL! Or SISSLE!
I confused myself...



Golden Goat posted:

Okay.
What's your favorite man-butt in video games?

Zael

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Stux posted:

infinite is one of the worost games ever made. the combat is trash and on top tof that the story is offensive and also violates its own internal logic. gently caress u ken.

I agree. Also Bioshock 1 was mediocre and Ken Levine is a hack.

Bioshock 2 is the best Bioshock game ever made because they decided to just make Doom underwater.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Stux posted:

infinite is one of the worost games ever made. the combat is trash and on top tof that the story is offensive and also violates its own internal logic. gently caress u ken.

lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_u18_BKczg

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

Lurdiak posted:

I remember in the lead-up to the game, @Irrationalgames tweeted something like:

"If you had to pick a side in Columbia, would you choose the Founders or Vox Populi?"

And deleted it like 10 hours later after everyone collectively went "Are you loving crazy?"

My personal reply was:



I wouldn't feel any way weird about ordering the nazi ice cream because chocolate is objectively better than whatever that horseshit on the left is

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Macaluso posted:

I wouldn't feel any way weird about ordering the nazi ice cream because chocolate is objectively better than whatever that horseshit on the left is

thats fruit.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

*macaluso picks up apple like la noire mc* huh... wonder what this is for...

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!
Why would i want fruit when i have the option for chocolate

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Macaluso posted:

Why would i want fruit when i have the option for chocolate

but BUT

what if the fruit is covered in chocolate

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Macaluso posted:

I wouldn't feel any way weird about ordering the nazi ice cream because chocolate is objectively better than whatever that horseshit on the left is

That's the sweet taste of America, you traitor.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
berries in icecream what the gently caress?!??!

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

8-Bit Scholar posted:

but BUT

what if the fruit is covered in chocolate

Well now tell me more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xweiQukBM_k

Mr E
Sep 18, 2007


At least Bandai continues to be insane with how they're marketing

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

its perfectly sane actually. say dark souls tea out loud

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Let this cheetah explain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHQ-ORHsJ1k&t=291s

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Mr E
Sep 18, 2007

Stux posted:

its perfectly sane actually. say dark souls tea out loud

I'm just mad I can't get the tea is all

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