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V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

this list was clearly timed to coincide with PMQs, meaning that someone actively tried to sabotage corbyn's performance. if this means media forces or that the internal opposition has taken leave of their senses entirely and decided to give the tories a helping hand, i don't know

if it's a media source, this is probably a serious blunder on part of the corbyn crew. if it's a labour mp i'd feel comfortable saying that this is napkin scrawling at best and outright falsification at worst

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

forkboy84 posted:

What, by holding Team Corbyn to some basic standards of "doing 21st century politics"? No, I'm entirely sincere in thinking that they keep making basic fuckups which are going to prevent them from winning in 2020.

Seriously, I get wanting to believe everything is going to be rosey & perfect but at some point we have to face the reality that dealing with this petty poo poo is part of politics & Corbyn & the team of people he's put around him aren't very good at it because they keep making basic gaffs.

There's no evidence to suggest anybody in charge actually wrote the list or that it has anything whatsoever to do with labour.

Unless you're suggesting that the labour leadership needs to mind control the entire population of the british isles to stop papers making up non existant stories about a list I could write in ten minutes I don't know what you expect.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Spangly A posted:

oh. Well if a terrorist attack doesn't put us at a majority Leave I guess that's it wrapped up.

depends on how both campaigns use it. I mean obviously even the UKIP-types won't come straight out and say "EUROPE = TERRORISTS" but expect lots of "well, as we can see by tragic events in Brussels..." being used by both sides.

I still say the weather is going to be the decider. If it pisses with rain Leave has a fair chance if they're still within 4 or 5 points in the polls.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

The silver lining here is that the majority of the population doesn't watch or care much about PMQ's. The headlines recently have been dominated by Tory gently caress-ups, with the budget, followed by IDS, followed by the junior doctor's strike escalating. Stories about a list of disloyal Labour MPs aren't really even that damaging to Labour, given that everyone already knows how split the PLP is.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Pissflaps posted:

Flattering but I'm sure there's more than just me in this thread who is a good poster.

Who else is a good poster in this thread, flaps?

StoneOfShame
Jul 28, 2013

This is the best kitchen ever.

Random Integer posted:

I've got a list and you're all on it. Its got three headings 'Good Posters', 'Bad Posters' and 'Pissflaps'.

Are saying Pissflaps transcends normal descriptions of posting?

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/core-group-negative-is-a-good-name-for-a-metal-band#.vqrmYVqZe

There's a buzzfeed quiz already. I got core group plus.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

goddamnedtwisto posted:

depends on how both campaigns use it. I mean obviously even the UKIP-types won't come straight out and say "EUROPE = TERRORISTS"

Hah, you're such an optimist

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35879670

quote:

Nigel Farage has insisted he was "wholly justified" to link the Brussels attacks and EU migration rules. [...]
He told Talk Radio that Brussels was in a "state of lawlessness".
He also described the city as the "jihadi capital of Europe".
He added that EU border rules led to "the free movement of terrorists, of criminal gangs and of Kalashnikovs".

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

I eat the pepperoni pizza of committed socialism every day

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

MrL_JaKiri posted:

I eat the pepperoni pizza of committed socialism every day

I wasn't sure what to pick but I do like pepperoni pizza.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

StoneOfShame posted:

Are saying Pissflaps transcends normal descriptions of posting?
Pissflaps requests a formal definition of normal descriptions of posting, thereby breaking any set theory restricted to those two groups.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

OwlFancier posted:

I wasn't sure what to pick but I do like pepperoni pizza.

Except tonight, I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza. One of the in store sainsbury's ones that are surprisingly nice

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


Pissflaps is neither good or bad for he is a flap in his own league.

Also it was me who sent the list to the press. You all thought it was Corby's fault but it was me!

Zero!

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

MrL_JaKiri posted:

I eat the pepperoni pizza of committed socialism every day

Maybe, but I think we both know the important question is which Taylor Swift you chose?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Increasingly disturbed taylor swift.

il_cornuto
Oct 10, 2004

BBC 6 music just played Poem by She Drew the Gun, which is a very Correct song.

Sample lyrics:
Now they take away our right, to fight those laws for free
no legal aid, no more justice, only for the wealthy
Oh but they're trying to build a more healthy society
So that everybody knows you don't get nothin' for free
No scroungers, no living room loungers, living off me
Can I suggest you're seeing exactly what they want you to see
a monster, cancer, threat to your liberty
How 'bout a scapegoat for their crimes, a victim of the times
everything that you're not meant to be
How 'bout a badly prepared, scared human being
how about a necessary cog in their economic machines
If there was no unemployment tell me how would things be
would you still feel lucky to be working 40 hours a week

6 music seems more lefty than the rest of the BBC in general I think.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Why on Earth would I ever have thought that?

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

I thought Corbyn's line "if I could the PM to leave the theatre and return to reality" was very good. After the braying and jeering, which no-one likes apart from MPs, it was the first thing he said. Methinks the piss doth flap too much

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
Thank God Ireland opted to stay out of Schengen, preventing thousands of weapons from finding their way into Irish dissident hands and thus ensuring the Troubles remained a small argument that's barely worth mentioning.

Even if every country in Europe sealed every single border, with big gently caress-off walls and guns and everything, we're still an island. All you need to smuggle Kalashnikovs into Britain is a boat and some luck.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Build a big wall around the edges! And reinstate National Service to find people to do it! Are Boys!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

Thank God Ireland opted to stay out of Schengen, preventing thousands of weapons from finding their way into Irish dissident hands and thus ensuring the Troubles remained a small argument that's barely worth mentioning.

Even if every country in Europe sealed every single border, with big gently caress-off walls and guns and everything, we're still an island. All you need to smuggle Kalashnikovs into Britain is a boat and some luck.

[that scene from johnny english where the UK gets turned into a giant prison with walls around it.gif]

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Dabir posted:

Build a big wall around the edges! And reinstate National Service to find people to do it! Are Boys!

It'll be built by people on workfare working for free for a giant, incompetent foreign company that doesn't pay its taxes, then it'll be manned by G4S.

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

nopantsjack posted:

It'll be built by people on workfare working for free for a giant, incompetent foreign company that doesn't pay its taxes, then it'll be manned by G4S.
I'm now imagining every beach in Britain covered in a 15ft layer of AK47s and the CEO of G4S on telly saying "lessons were learned".

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
The thing is, even if you sealed the borders, you can 3D print a gun and find instructions on how to make explosives on Google. Even if you round up and deport all the Muslims, the average internet connection in the UK is fast enough to download a .txt copy of the Koran hundreds if not thousands of times a minute (which as we know is the most accurate measure of extremism we have).

I know I'm preaching to the converted, but I feel like the majority of people voting Leave are doing so because they think it's a magic button that will transport us back to an idealized version of 1953 and not to an even shitter 2016 where not only do we still get blown up but we also get less holiday. Every time I think about how stupid this all is I get a headache.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I just want to say again that I wish I could be shocked at Labour getting level with the Tories in the polls, the Tories being ripe for the taking and all some anonymous PLP idiots can do is try to attack Jeremy Corbyn again. I mean I know they're at each other's throats right now but at least the Tory party know when to close ranks and press an advantage.

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
The list was from January - my money's on it leaking then and someone sitting on it waiting for a moment when the Tories needed a helping hand.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



Pissflaps posted:

I'm not sure if you're having some sort of episode but tying yourself up into knots over the simple fact that Corbyn shat the bed during what should have been a piss easy PMQs will not help you or him.

Annoying, isn't it, when someone ignores the conversation to nitpick? Have we learned anything?

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

forkboy84 posted:

Of course they do. But they'd never let it leak out. That's problem I have. I agree it's a nothing event in itself, but it's also plain that the media would run with it. It's the same old canard: stop making it so easy for them to talk dirt about Corbyn. If this was Blair the list would never have gone out of Alistair Campbell's greasy mitts. But team Corbyn is rank amateur when it comes to that poo poo. The Tories are coming apart at the seams & now that poo poo has been diverted to talk about more Labour disunity.

Sorry, I expect more from the person I want to be the next PM.
Look, I'm as disappointed as anyone else that Jezza hasn't gone mole-hunting with a cordless drill and a sawn-off shotgun, but I was actually asking what the media/Westminster circus were pretending to be outraged about. I was assuming it wasn't how leaky the Labour party is, but maybe I'm wrong.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Trickjaw posted:

Annoying, isn't it, when someone ignores the conversation to nitpick? Have we learned anything?

That you're unstable?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
I dont think that's what he was getting at, flaps.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Pissflaps posted:

That's not a denial of its authenticity.

Well yeah because he can't deny that the list is 'real' if he never saw it before today and has no idea who wrote it. It could be a completely genuine list written up by an idiot. Then if he just says "It's fake" and said idiot comes forward and says "Actually...", that's ammo against Corbyn. All he can do is disavow its contents, which he did. The problem is that the baldfaced nonsense of the list is not being reported on very much!

Also, what is the story here? The party leadership wants to know who they can rely on and who is more likely to need convincing? Literally someone needs to explain to me, as they would to a feeble-minded child, what this list matters even if it was written in Corbyn's penmanship and signed with his own blood?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

you can 3D print a gun

Funnily enough I was just saying elsewhere how much I hate the way people use the phrase "3d printing" as a universal solution to all problems.

I mean in this case it is a solution to a problem, the problem of people being stupid enough to make something containing very high-pressure gas in plastic having fingers, but it's not really the solution to any other problems to do with gun control.

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

Mister Adequate posted:

Also, what is the story here? The party leadership wants to know who they can rely on and who is more likely to need convincing? Literally someone needs to explain to me, as they would to a feeble-minded child, what this list matters even if it was written in Corbyn's penmanship and signed with his own blood?

Well you see this would prove Corbyn believes some people in the Labour party might not like him very much. This is clearly hot news.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



Pissflaps posted:

That you're unstable?

Well, that told me. It makes much more sense why you despise Corbyn, he doesn't resort to personal attacks. Also, I would much rather be 'unstable' than an intractable, plodding, obstinate wooden spoon. But enough of this, pm me if you need to radiate your superiority.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

Pissflaps posted:

If the Blairites had made up a list I'm confident they'd have done a better job of not including dead people.

They thought Liz Kendall had a chance of winning the leadership election, Blairites are actually thick as poo poo.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Trickjaw posted:

Well, that told me. It makes much more sense why you despise Corbyn, he doesn't resort to personal attacks. Also, I would much rather be 'unstable' than an intractable, plodding, obstinate wooden spoon. But enough of this, pm me if you need to radiate your superiority.

I don't need to pm you to do that but thank you for the kind offer anyway.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
loving hell labour sort your loving house out.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Has Trickjaw ever cried about the opening hours of B&Q?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

serious gaylord posted:

loving hell labour sort your loving house out.

Apparently they have and the list is, in fact, a fabrication.


Gonzo McFee posted:

Has Trickjaw ever cried about the opening hours of B&Q?

There's nothing wrong with being in touch with your feelings.

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Funnily enough I was just saying elsewhere how much I hate the way people use the phrase "3d printing" as a universal solution to all problems.

I mean in this case it is a solution to a problem, the problem of people being stupid enough to make something containing very high-pressure gas in plastic having fingers, but it's not really the solution to any other problems to do with gun control.
They should really say 'additive machining' instead of '3d printing'.

Both because that's what it is and also because it forces them to acknowledge that subtractive machining has been used to make perfectly functional guns that aren't pieces of poo poo since the 18th century. And that 'but you can download a gun from the internets :supaburn:' applies just as much to downloading CNC pattern files, and yet there has never been a tabloid terror about CNC mills or lathes that I can remember.

You're right that any type of machine tool availability doesn't really have much to do with street-level gun crime, although it might be more of an issue when looking at organized crime or disciplined terror cells. British terror cells can't even make a gas cylinder explode and end up being kicked in the nads while on fire though, so maybe it's not so much an issue in the UK. :britain:

Maybe that's why they got rid of metalwork in schools, to keep are terrorists dumb. :v:

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